2009 - Monthly Archive - Results from #90

25 Oct

General News

Pastor Tim

3144

Pastor Appreciation Day 2009

Today my church (Westside Bible Church) had a Pastor Appreciation event after the morning service. Part of the festivities was the following video which both appreciates and roasts me. The heavy bee... read more..

One Man's Vegetable is Another Man's Heartburn

24 Oct

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1879

One Man's Vegetable is Another Man's Heartburn

The wonderful world of vegetables and Yours Truly have come to a rather affable decision. I will point out that it has been a long time in coming, but finally, we have reached a point of harmony. All... read more..

18 Oct

Sermons

Pastor Tim

1532

The Meaninglessness of Life

Without Jesus, life by itself is meaningless. {audio}podcast/sm20091018.mp3{/audio} ... read more..

I Dedicate This Ice Cream Sundae To Thee

17 Oct

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

4160

I Dedicate This Ice Cream Sundae To Thee

Sitting in a small café in Manila, Philippines, a thought invaded the corridors of my mind with such terrific force I had to pay attention to it. Thoughts are usually a welcomed visitor to my mind eve... read more..

11 Oct

Thanksgiving

Pastor Tim

1985

Thanksgiving Leads to Relationship

When we give thanks, we acknowledge and enter deeper into relationship with God. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20091011.mp3{/audio} ... read more..

10 Oct

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1938

The Sweet Savor of Revenge

Under normal circumstances I am calm, cool and collected harboring no thoughts of revenge for anybody. That is just the kind of person I am. I simply do not have the energy to get all worked up about ... read more..

03 Oct

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

2081

Having a “Rice” Time in the Philippines

As a traveler, I’m certainly not first class. Even coach is a little rough for me. It is not that I do not travel well; I’m just not a happy traveler. Whenever I am on the road, as they say, I am plag... read more..

27 Sep

Sermons

Pastor Tim

1718

Abraham's Eulogy

Abraham's eulogy inspires us to strive for a good finish. {audio}podcast/sm20090927.mp3{/audio} ... read more..

26 Sep

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

2024

Grief is My Traveling Companion

I am not a very happy camper when I am traveling. Personally, I would rather stay home and just enjoy the home surroundings. There is plenty to do at home; I do not need to go traipsing all over the w... read more..

24 Sep

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

19165

Flight Manual

"Congratulations . . . You've taken off in your new jet! In the next few pages we'll go over a few of the other controls you see before you." read more..

24 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4431

Toy Advice

A woman, on meeting a psychologist at a party, made a pitch for some free professional advice. "What kind of toy would you suggest giving a little boy on his third birthday?" she asked."First I'd have... read more..

23 Sep

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

3257

Bulldog Rollover

Red rover, red rover, we tipped your dog over! ... read more..

23 Sep

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

20328

Time Travel

I get the feeling I've been here some day to come. read more..

23 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5501

Dirty Hands in Class

A teacher sees a student entering the classroom, his hands are very dirty.She stopped him and said, "John, please wash your hands. My goodness, what would you say if I came into the room with hands li... read more..

21 Sep

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

39244

Swine Flu Panic

Swine flu panic is on the increase. ... read more..

21 Sep

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

24551

Swine Flu Mirror

If you look like this, you might have the H1N1 swine flu. ... read more..

21 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

6090

A Bear, a Lion and a Pig

A bear, a lion, and a pig meet. I know what your thinking they eat the PIG...NOThe bear says, "If I roar in the forest, the entire forest is shivering with fear."The lion says, "If I roar in the jung... read more..

21 Sep

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

4058

David After Dentist

Many of us have gone through the stress of having to take our kids for beyond-basic medical or dental care. Here's one man's camera phone video of his son after a trip to the dentist - or in this cas... read more..

20 Sep

Sermons

Pastor Tim

1818

Faithful and Successful Service

Abraham's servant displayed a number of principles we can build into our lives so our service of God is faithful and successful. {audio}podcast/sm20090920.mp3" title="Listent to this message" class="... read more..

19 Sep

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

2344

Now That I'm Older, I'm Still Not Wiser

Now that summer is over and the children are back in school I found myself indulging in a little bit of retrospective thinking. It took some doing but I was able to think all the back to when I was a ... read more..

15 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4553

No Gun Hunting

There's this guy who shows up at a cabin where these hunters have gathered to hunt bear. Only he shows up without a gun. The other hunters are very curious. "How you gonna get a bear without a gun?" ... read more..

15 Sep

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

4033

Bear Release

Having not released any bears in my lifetime, I am not sure if these pictures depict a good, bad or average bear releasing day. Whichever it is, I am sure this story is told at their Christmas party ... read more..

15 Sep

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

3248

If it Wasn't for Grandparents

Some jobs carry a lot of prestige, glamour and worldwide recognition. A few, however, are not too interested in those sorts of things. We do not care who knows what we do, as long as we know what we a... read more..

13 Sep

Sermons

Pastor Tim

1920

"Helping" God's Will in Others

God does not need our help, but there are some principles we can follow to appropriately help His will happen in the lives of others. {audio}podcast/sm20090913.mp3{/audio} ... read more..

11 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4449

New Pet

A man was driving down a country road when he saw a baby pig along side the road. He stopped and picked it up and headed home to the city with his new found pet. As the man drove home, the piglet jum... read more..

08 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

9233

Valedictorian

At the beginning of the school year, one seventh grader was reflecting on his chance at being the 8th grade valedictorian.He said his dad was valedictorian, his mom was valedictorian, and his sister w... read more..

07 Sep

Guest Authors

Pastor Tim

13578

Makes you think about a Penny!

You always hear the usual stories of pennies on the sidewalk being good luck, gifts from angels, etc. This is the first time I've ever heard this twist on the story. Gives you something to think about... read more..

07 Sep

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2808

Block Pile

Sorry for the false alarm. I had been hoping to show a flash file here but I could not get it to resize to fit on the page nicely. I'll find something new for here soon.... read more..

07 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

9874

Chopsticks

A man having lunch at a Chinese restaurant noticed that the table had been set with forks, not chopsticks. He asked why. The waiter said "Chopsticks were provided only on request.""But," the man coun... read more..

06 Sep

Sermons

Pastor Tim

2006

Working for the Lord

Life has all kinds of work for us to do. Do it all for the Lord. {audio}podcast/sm20090906.mp3{/audio} ... read more..