January 2010 - Monthly Archive

30 Jan

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

2227

Some Things are Simply Irreplaceable

I was having a wonderful time and everything seemed to be going like clockwork. Then I got out of bed. I thought I was awake but I was only acting. I remember getting out of bed and shuffling off t... read more..

28 Jan

Simply Susan

Susan Davis

5144

Adventure Unleashed!

This post directly continues the previous post, Life-Line. Tim has frequently said that he should tell his side of the story because you’re only getting my side here, and he thinks he’s being portray... read more..

24 Jan

Sermons

Pastor Tim

1284

Government, Money, and Contentment

Government wants your money and others want your money. The good news is if you don't want your money you can find contentment. {audio}podcast/sm20100124.mp3"Listen to this message{/audio}... read more..

19 Jan

Cybersalt Digest Archive

Pastor Tim

2592

Issue #3338

Issue # 3338 Today's Cybersalt Digest is brought to you by: We all search the web! When you search, search with Google on the Cybersalt sites. We've got their safe search filtering always on read more..

18 Jan

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2700

Guitar Duet

Did you hear that my wife and I both play the guitar and love performing duets on one instrument? Yeah, I didn't hear that either. I can't play the guitar and neither can she. However, this man and... read more..

18 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4656

Cookie Calories

A husband took his young daughter to the grocery store to help him buy groceries. In addition to the healthy items on his wife's carefully prepared list, the two of them returned home with a package o... read more..

18 Jan

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

2840

Germed and Frightfully Dangerous

Living in the Sunshine state of Florida and seeing snow accumulating on the ground is the closest thing to blasphemy I know. Everybody knows it does not snow in Florida. The other night I was so c... read more..

17 Jan

Sermons

Pastor Tim

1243

Advancement and Vows

As a meaning of life, advancement is meaningless and making rash vows to God can set you way back in life. {audio}podcast/sm20100117.mp3"Listen to this message{/audio}... read more..

15 Jan

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2677

Evion Babies

I don't know about you but when I think about Evian water I think about rollerskating babies. Yeah, I don't either. ... read more..

15 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4442

Scientist's Convention

In the far distant future in the year 4527, a number of scientists from all over the universe were having a convention on a far distant galaxy. Two beings were seated next to one another when they str... read more..

15 Jan

Cybersalt Digest Archive

Pastor Tim

2749

Issue #3337

Issue # 3337 Today's Cybersalt Digest is brought to you by: Cybersalt News It's raining pretty hard and steady today at Cybersalt world headquarters and that always makes me think of read more..

14 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5734

Smoke Detector Lesson

One Sunday morning when my son, David, was about 5, we were attending a church in our community. It was common for the preacher to invite the children to the front of the church and have a small lesso... read more..

14 Jan

Cybersalt Digest Archive

Pastor Tim

2877

Issue #3336

Issue # 3336 Today's Cybersalt Digest is brought to you by: Cybersalt News My wife's last blog post ended with a real cliff hanger. Relief from the suspense is now avaialable at: http read more..

12 Jan

Simply Susan

Susan Davis

4212

The Life-line

“[Paul’s letter to the Galatians] gives direction in the nature of God’s gift of freedom – most necessary guidance, for freedom is a delicate and subtle gift, easily perverted and often squandered.” read more..

10 Jan

Sermons

Pastor Tim

1229

One Plus One is Greater Than One

In a world of oppression, envy, and loneliness, God is there to show you the way and help you along it. {audio}podcast/sm20100110.mp3"Listen to this message{/audio}... read more..

09 Jan

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

2097

Shivering Me Time Away

I am not quite sure what has happened but some place has frozen over. And, for that matter, somebody is ice-skating in you know where. I know that I have been colder in the past but I am the kind ... read more..

07 Jan

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

13166

Airport Security

Airport security experts have turned to nature to discover the next advance in flight pre-screening once the public grows accustomed to full body scans. ... read more..

07 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4175

Goober Marksman

If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one at:https://www.cybersalt.org/pastor-tim-s-cleanlaugh-site/what-is-a-gooberOne of the best marksmen in the FBI was passing through a sma... read more..

07 Jan

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2797

Dog Saves Boy From Cougar

You've got to admit that "dog saves boy from cougar" is a pretty amazing headline for an obviously wonderful feel good story. Though I must say that "cougar saves dog from boy" would be pretty awesom... read more..

06 Jan

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

4066

The Red Sparrows Aerobatic Flying

The Red Sparrows aerobatic stunt flying team is sure to entertain as their death defying tricks and stunts boggle your mind with wonderment about who would try to do such things. Perhaps only pilots a... read more..

06 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4260

Counting the Days

A fellow cop from our precinct had only a few months left on the job, and he could always be heard ticking off the weeks, days, hours, and minutes.Our chief was not amused. "I've been on the job for 4... read more..

06 Jan

Simply Susan

Susan Davis

4073

Time of Crisis

Eugene Peterson writes in his introduction to Galatians, “[Paul’s letter] also gives direction in the nature of God’s gift of freedom – most necessary guidance, for freedom is a delicate and subtle gi... read more..

05 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4557

Sewing Lesson

My granddaughter came to spend a few weeks with me, and I decided to teach her to sew.After I had gone through a lengthy explanation of how to thread the machine, she stepped back, put her hands on he... read more..

01 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2843

Bridge Fishing

Two Goobers notice a couple of guys by a bridge. The one guy drops over the bridge being supported by the other one holding his ankles. After 5 minutes, the one hanging over the bridge shouts 'pull ... read more..

01 Jan

Clean Jokes

3250

Engaged Beauty

Before Linda became engaged, she was quite the beauty, and didn't mind letting her boyfriend know it, too. "A lot of men are gonna be totally miserable when I marry," she told him. "Really?" asked t... read more..

01 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4650

Dryer Message

As a lobbyist in Washington, DC, I'd just finished up a meeting with a Congressman when I stopped to use the restroom.After washing my hands, I stepped over to the hand dryer and noticed that someone ... read more..