May 2010 - Monthly Archive

31 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3735

Anyone Home?

A social worker who had recently transferred from the big city to the mountains was touring her new territory. She came upon the tiniest cabin she had ever seen. Intrigued, she knocked on the door. "A... read more..

30 May

Sermons

Pastor Tim

1249

The Supremacy of Christ

Jesus Christ is the Supreme One. {audio}podcast/sm20100530.mp3{/audio} ... read more..

29 May

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

4939

Soldiers Surprising their Loved Ones

Fun should leave you feeling good so this video of soldiers surprising their loved ones has found its way into the funblog. ... read more..

Impacting Our Children and Others for Christ

23 May

Sermons

Pastor Tim

1170

Impacting Our Children and Others for Christ

We can't force our children and other people to trust in Jesus, but we can live in such a way as to impact them toward desiring God to work in their lives as He has in ours. {audio}podcast/sm20100523... read more..

The Many Excuses of a Man in His Mid-Life Crisis

22 May

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

2366

The Many Excuses of a Man in His Mid-Life Crisis

Sometimes it is best to err on the side of caution. This, however, has not always been my practice down through the years. In fact, I am not very good when it comes to practicing anything, just ask th... read more..

20 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3287

The Littlest Informant

As a recently divorced police officer, and new to the dating scene, I was thrilled but slightly intimidated to be dating a lovely woman with a young daughter.Parenting was new to me, however, and it c... read more..

20 May

Simply Susan

Susan Davis

3933

The Key

I’m hoping these words will land coherently because right now there are so many different ideas and thoughts zinging through my head I can barely catch a glimpse of one before it speeds off and 8 more... read more..

19 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3574

Sunday Paper

"Where's my Sunday paper?!" the irate customer calling the newspaper office loudly demanded, wanting to know where her Sunday edition was."Ma'am," said the newspaper employee, "today is Saturday. The read more..

Good Intentions Are Only as Good as the Intender

19 May

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

2693

Good Intentions Are Only as Good as the Intender

Religion Column - Rev. James L. Snyder - Good intentions are only as good as the intender If awards were given to people who have the best of intentions, I would be working on my acceptance speech ... read more..

19 May

General News

Pastor Tim

3941

Hair Soaks Up Oil Spills

Your hair clippings can help clean up oil spills. Check out this video and then check out the web site on how you can help. http://matteroftrust.org/programs/hairmatsinfo.html... read more..

19 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3247

CD Generation

After I bought my mother a compact-disc player and some CDs, she was excited to discover she no longer needed to rewind or fast-forward tapes or move the needle on her record player.Knowing she was no... read more..

17 May

Totally Tim

Pastor Tim

40730

Where are the Nail Clippers?

I have the power of attorney for an 88-year-old, never married woman who is confined to bed in a local nursing home. She has been a part of our church family for all of the 13.5 years that I hav... read more..

16 May

Videos

Pastor Tim

5660

Zac's Story

Zac Smith knows God is God and God is good. May we all know Him that way too. ... read more..

16 May

Sermons

Pastor Tim

1246

How Do We Get There?

How do we get to the place of having an abiding, deep-seated trust and faith in Jesus that is unshaken by even the greatest suffering and trials that life can bring? What is the path that will move us... read more..

14 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3413

Head First Entry

A jeweler standing behind the counter of his shop after hours was astounded to see a suspicious looking man come hurling headfirst through the window. "What on earth are you up to? What just hap... read more..

14 May

Simply Susan

Susan Davis

4148

Humble Pie

Well, wouldn’t you know that my first step into this uncharted territory would need to be changed? For all of you who read “Where to from here?” before 11:30am PST on Tuesday I need to tell you that t... read more..

13 May

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1763

quote #0001

"Families are like fudge . . .mostly sweet, with a few nuts." read more..

13 May

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1467

quote #0002

"One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important." - Bertrand Russell (1872-1970) read more..

13 May

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1464

quote #0003

"Here's something that will really make you feel grown up," said a father to his teenage daughter, "Your very own phone bill." read more..

13 May

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1400

quote #0004

"It's too bad I'm not as wonderful a person as people say I am because the world could use a few people like that." --Alan Alda read more..

13 May

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1466

quote #0005

"Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla." -- Jim Bishop read more..

13 May

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1303

quote #0006

"A mistake is evidence that someone tried to do something." read more..

13 May

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1355

quote #0007

"Always drink upstream from the herd." read more..

13 May

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1340

quote #0008

"The honeymoon is over when he no longer smiles gently as he scrapes the burnt toast." read more..

13 May

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1361

quote #0009

"If husbands could realize what large returns of profit may be gotten out of a wife by a small word of praise paid over the counter when the market is just right, they would bring matters around the w read more..

13 May

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1380

quote #0010

Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift; That's why it is a present.... read more..

13 May

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1356

quote #0011

"If things are better with age, I'm approaching magnificent!" read more..

13 May

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1378

quote #0012

"A closed mouth gathers no foot." read more..

13 May

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1413

quote #0013

"One piece of chocolate contains just enough energy to enable you to reach for one more piece." read more..

13 May

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1343

quote #0014

"If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, best take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there." read more..