May 2010 - Monthly Archive - Results from #30

13 May

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"My photographs don't do me justice. They look just like me." - Phyllis Diller read more..

13 May

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"If you judge people, you have no time to love them." -- Mother Teresa read more..

13 May

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"Never let a fool kiss you or a kiss fool you." --Joey Adams read more..

13 May

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"A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well." read more..

13 May

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"All God's giants have been weak men, who did great things for God because they reckoned on his being with them." --Hudson Taylor read more..

13 May

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"There has never been a smoke detector as efficient as the mother of a 14 year old with his/her first cigarette." read more..

13 May

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"My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four...unless there are three other people." - Orson Welles read more..

13 May

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"Busyness builds a schedule but it fractures a family." read more..

13 May

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"If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country." read more..

13 May

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"Fatherhood is pretending that the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope." - Bill Cosby read more..

13 May

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"Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a harder battle." -- Plato read more..

13 May

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"True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it is lost." --- Charles Caleb Colton read more..

13 May

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"A rich man is the one who isn't afraid to ask the clerk to see something cheaper." read more..

13 May

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"Give me the luxuries of life and I will willingly do without the necessities." - Frank Lloyd Wright read more..

13 May

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"The most enjoyable way to follow a vegetable diet is to let the cow eat it, and then eat the cow." read more..

13 May

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"Stress is when you wake up screaming & you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet." read more..

13 May

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"Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid." read more..

13 May

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"You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty." - Sacha Guitry read more..

13 May

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"Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards." -- Benjamin Franklin read more..

13 May

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"Most people repent their sins by thanking God they ain't so wicked as their neighbors." --Josh Billings read more..

13 May

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"You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely." --Ogden Nash read more..

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"In times of prosperity friends will be plenty; in times of adversity not one in twenty." read more..

13 May

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"Do not pray for easy lives, Pray to be stronger men. Do not pray for tasks equal to your powers, Pray for powers equal to your task." - Phillips Brooks read more..

13 May

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“To some people religious freedom means the choice of churches that they may stay away from.”... read more..

13 May

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“Some people kiss with their eyes closed - too bad some also marry the same way.”... read more..

13 May

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quote #0043

"Some people drink at the fountain of knowledge, others just gargle." read more..

13 May

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"Prayer is the rope that pulls God and man together. But it doesn't pull God down to us: it pulls us up to him." - Billy Graham read more..

13 May

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"Time heals all wounds, unless you pick at them." - Shawn Alexander read more..

13 May

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quote #0046

"Smoking helps you lose weight -- one lung at a time!" read more..

13 May

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quote #0047

"Some people get lost in thought because it is unfamiliar territory." read more..