May 2010 - Monthly Archive - Results from #330

13 May

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quote #0327

"What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money." - Henny Youngman read more..

13 May

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1101

quote #0329

"Every path has some puddles." read more..

13 May

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1173

quote #0331

"The lesser of two evils is still evil." read more..

13 May

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1051

"The older you get, you're just too tired to care about the same things. Rock concerts...I used to camp out for tickets. Now you could tell me Barbra Streisand is playing for free down the street, and read more..

13 May

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1074

quote #0333

"If you have an open mind some people are liable to try to use it as a garbage can." read more..

13 May

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1084

quote #0332

"It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit." - Harry S Truman read more..

13 May

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1037

quote #0334

"Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples." - George Burns read more..

13 May

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quote #0336

"The telephone company is urging people to please not use the telephone unless it is absolutely necessary in order to keep the lines open for emergency personnel. We'll be right back after this break read more..

13 May

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1101

quote #0335

"Experience is a wonderful thing - it enables you to recognize a mistake every time you repeat it." read more..

13 May

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1055

quote #0338

"The main problem with old age is that you don't grow out of it." read more..

13 May

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1097

quote #0337

"I wanted a perfect ending. Now I've learned, the hard way, that some poems don't rhyme, and some stories don't have a clear beginning, middle, and end. Life is about not knowing, having to change, ta read more..

13 May

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1067

quote #0340

"The human brain is like a TV set. When it goes blank, it's time to turn off the sound." - Pat Elphinstone read more..

13 May

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1113

quote #0339

"It isn't necessary to be rich and famous to be happy. It's only necessary to be rich." - Alan Alda read more..

13 May

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1131

quote #0341

"By all means marry: If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher." - Socrates read more..

13 May

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1109

quote #0343

"Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult." - Charlotte Whitton read more..

13 May

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1066

quote #0342

"On cable TV they have a weather channel - 24 hours of weather. We had something like that where I grew up. We called it a window." - Dan Spencer read more..

13 May

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1083

quote #0345

"Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life." - Herbert Henry Asquith read more..

13 May

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1130

quote #0344

"I never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back." - Zsa Zsa Gabor read more..

13 May

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1117

quote #0347

"Can't sleep? Try counting your blessings." read more..

13 May

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1052

quote #0346

"Last week, I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister and now wish to withdraw that statement." - Mark Twain read more..

13 May

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quote #0349

"Never let your sense of morals keep you from doing what is right." read more..

13 May

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1099

quote #0348

"Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first." - Mark Twain read more..

13 May

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1049

quote #0351

My mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her out in the lake and threw her off the boat. I said, "Mom, they weren't trying to teach you how to swim." - Paula Poundstone... read more..

13 May

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1080

quote #0350

"If you woke up breathing, congratulations - you have another chance!" read more..

13 May

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1150

quote #0353

"Life is not about how fast you run, or how high you climb, but how well you bounce." read more..

13 May

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1123

quote #0352

"Humor is just another defense against the universe." - Mel Brooks read more..

13 May

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1085

quote #0355

"Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching." read more..

13 May

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1120

quote #0354

"Egotism is the anesthetic that dulls the pain of stupidity." - Frank Leahy read more..

13 May

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1114

quote #0357

"Destiny is something not to be desired and not to be avoided." - Dag Hammarskjold, former head of the United Nations read more..

13 May

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1026

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"Accept good advice gracefully--as long as it doesn't interfere with what you intended to do in the first place." -- Gene Brown read more..