May 2010 - Monthly Archive - Results from #450

13 May

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Pastor Tim

1121

quote #0446

"When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her out to some place expensive....So I took her to a gas station!" read more..

13 May

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1065

quote #0450

"If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button." - Sam Levenson read more..

13 May

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1210

quote #0449

"My girlfriend is at that stage when her biological clock is telling her it's time for her to be making me feel guilty and immature." - Kevin Hench read more..

13 May

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Pastor Tim

1120

"I was watching the Superbowl with my 92 year old grandfather. The team scored a touchdown. They showed the instant replay. He thought they scored another one. I was gonna tell him, but I figured the read more..

13 May

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1075

quote #0451

"There is so much good in the worst of us, and so much bad in the best of us, that it ill behooves any of us to find fault with the rest of us." - James Truslow Adams read more..

13 May

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1115

quote #0454

"The MORE you sweat in training the LESS you bleed in battle." read more..

13 May

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1087

quote #0453

"Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there." - Will Rogers read more..

13 May

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1096

quote #0457

"Computers are useless. They can only give you answers." - Pablo Picasso read more..

13 May

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1145

quote #0456

"Be more like a child today, for children sing whether they sound good or not." read more..

13 May

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1154

quote #0455

"So much of what we call management consists in making it difficult for people to work." - Peter Drucker read more..

13 May

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1067

quote #0459

"The telegraph is like a very long cat; you pull the tail in New York and it meows in Los Angeles. Radio operates the same way, but without a cat." - Albert Einstein read more..

13 May

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Pastor Tim

1125

quote #0458

"I don't even know what street Canada is on." - Al Capone read more..

13 May

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Pastor Tim

1157

quote #0462

"You're too good for him." - Sign over mirror in Women's restroom, Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills, CA. "No wonder you always go home alone." - Sign over mirror in Men's restroom, Ed Debevic's, Beverly read more..

13 May

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Pastor Tim

1128

quote #0461

"If you want a kitten, start out asking for a horse." read more..

13 May

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Pastor Tim

1153

quote #0460

"The fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright Brothers. But they al read more..

13 May

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Pastor Tim

1186

quote #0464

"The trouble with using experience as a guide is that the final exam often comes before the lesson." read more..

13 May

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Pastor Tim

1094

quote #0463

"Trial by jury is the palladium of our liberties. I do not know what a palladium is, but I am sure it is a good thing!" - Mark Twain read more..

13 May

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Pastor Tim

1180

quote #0466

"A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children." - Dave Barry read more..

13 May

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Pastor Tim

1236

quote #0465

"[Arnold Schwarzenegger and I] both married above ourselves, we both have trouble with the English language, we both have big biceps -- well, two out of three aren't bad." - George W. Bush read more..

13 May

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Pastor Tim

1260

quote #0469

"When they discover the center of the universe, a lot of people will be disappointed to discover they are not it." - Bernard Bailey read more..

13 May

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Pastor Tim

1152

quote #0468

"I don't know what's wrong with my television set. I was getting C-Span and the Home Shopping Network on the same station. I actually bought a congressman." - Bruce Baum read more..

13 May

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Pastor Tim

1158

quote #0467

"Maybe we should sell handguns by prescription only, and let people buy Prozac at trade shows." read more..

13 May

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1095

quote #0471

"All you need for happiness is a good gun, a good horse, and a good wife." - Daniel Boone read more..

13 May

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Pastor Tim

1201

quote #0470

"Hope is hearing the melody of the future. Faith is to dance to it now." - Richard Alves, Quoted in "When I Lay My Isaac Down" by Carol Kent read more..

13 May

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1147

quote #0473

"A good listener is usually thinking about something else." - Kin Hubbard read more..

13 May

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1228

quote #0472

"After you've heard two eyewitness accounts of an automobile accident, you begin to worry about history." read more..

13 May

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1174

quote #0476

"Reflect upon your present blessings, of which everyone has plenty; not on your past misfortunes of which we all have some." - Charles Dickens read more..

13 May

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Pastor Tim

1108

quote #0475

"I ran out of ice cream bars the other day, and I cried. Then I remembered Alexander the Great, and how he wept when there were no more worlds to conquer. How very much alike we are, I thought." - M read more..

13 May

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1084

quote #0474

"Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use." - Wendell Johnson read more..

13 May

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Pastor Tim

1207

quote #0478

"A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty." - Winston Churchill read more..