May 2010 - Monthly Archive - Results from #660

13 May

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Pastor Tim

1114

quote #0661

"Life is never fair, and perhaps it is a good thing for most of us that it is not." read more..

13 May

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1207

quote #0660

"For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday." - Senator John Glenn read more..

13 May

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1261

quote #0659

"Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others." read more..

13 May

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1326

"Fear imprisons, Faith liberates; Fear paralyzes, Faith empowers; Fear disheartens, Faith encourages; Fear sickens, Faith heals; Fear makes useless, Faith makes serviceable; and most of all, Fear puts read more..

13 May

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1292

quote #0663

"We are not human beings going through a temporary spiritual experience. We are spiritual beings going through a temporary human experience." read more..

13 May

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1244

quote #0662

"Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple." - Barry Switzer read more..

13 May

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1305

quote #0669

"You can be on the right track and still get hit by a train!" read more..

13 May

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1257

quote #0668

"Prayer is asking for rain. Faith is carrying the umbrella." read more..

13 May

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1185

quote #0667

"In those times I can't seem to find God, I rest in the assurance He knows how to find me." - Neva Coyle read more..

13 May

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1296

quote #0666

"A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life." - William A. Ward read more..

13 May

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1285

quote #0665

"A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life. - William A. Ward read more..

13 May

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1319

quote #0674

"Let us so live that when we come to die, even the undertaker will be sorry." - Mark Twain read more..

13 May

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1185

quote #0673

"The IQ of a rioting mob is the lowest IQ of a member of the mob divided by the number of people in the mob." read more..

13 May

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1180

quote #0672

"Always do right - This will gratify some and astonish the rest." - Mark Twain read more..

13 May

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1273

quote #0671

"A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin." - H. L. Mencken read more..

13 May

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1253

quote #0670

"The world was made round so that we would never be able to see too far down the road." - Isak Dinesen read more..

13 May

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1278

quote #0680

"If we don't change direction soon, we'll end up where we're going." - Irwin Corey read more..

13 May

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1213

quote #0679

"It is good to be a Christian and know it, but it is better to be a Christian and show it." read more..

13 May

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1228

quote #0678

"Personally I am always ready to learn, but I do not always like being taught." - Winston Churchill read more..

13 May

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1199

quote #0677

"Even if you've been fishing for 3 hours and haven't gotten anything except poison ivy and sunburn, you're still better off than the worm." read more..

13 May

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1199

quote #0676

"When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra." read more..

13 May

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1225

quote #0675

"To give real service you must add something which cannot be bought or measured with money, and that is sincerity and integrity." - Donald A. Adams read more..

13 May

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1303

quote #0685

"People have one thing in common: They are all different." -- Robert Zend, Writer read more..

13 May

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1223

quote #0684

"This boy's making more noise than a couple of skeletons throwing a fit on a tin roof." - Foghorn Leghorn read more..

13 May

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1307

quote #0683

"Time isn't on my side. It's on my back." read more..

13 May

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1308

quote #0682

"The trouble with telling a good story is that it invariably reminds the other fellow of a bad one." - Sid Caesar read more..

13 May

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1256

quote #0681

"The trouble with being in the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat." read more..

13 May

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1290

quote #0691

"Two wrongs are only the beginning." read more..

13 May

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1280

quote #0690

"Our days are happier when we give people a bit of our heart rather than a piece of our mind." read more..

13 May

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1183

quote #0689

"Childhood is that wonderful time of life when all you need to do to lose weight is take a bath." - Richard Zera. read more..