May 2010 - Monthly Archive - Results from #750

13 May

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Pastor Tim

1230

quote #0739

"Are people more violently opposed to fur rather than leather because it's much easier to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs?" read more..

13 May

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1334

quote #0759

"Frogs have it easy; they can eat what bugs them." read more..

13 May

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1341

quote #0758

"Anyone who's led a flawless life is hopelessly imperfect." - Yasha Harari read more..

13 May

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1317

quote #0757

"Where does the idea come from that if what we are doing is fun, it can't be God's will? The God who made giraffes, has a sense of humor. Make no mistake about that." - Catherine Marshall read more..

13 May

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Pastor Tim

1305

quote #0756

"For every complex problem there is an answer that is clear, simple, and wrong." - H L Mencken read more..

13 May

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1271

quote #0755

"Love is insanity with a collaborator." read more..

13 May

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1331

quote #0754

"The younger we are, the more we want to change the world. The older we are, the more we want to change the young." read more..

13 May

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1364

quote #0753

"The universe is made of stories, not of atoms." - Muriel Rukeyser read more..

13 May

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1283

quote #0752

"Patience is the ability to idle your motor when you really feel like stripping the gears." read more..

13 May

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1291

quote #0751

"A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn no other way." - Mark Twain read more..

13 May

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Pastor Tim

1301

"All the adversity I've had in my life, all my troubles and obstacles, have strengthened me ... You may not realize it when it happens, but a kick in the teeth may be the best thing in the world for y read more..

13 May

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Pastor Tim

1339

quote #0775

"Success comes in cans; failure comes in can'ts." read more..

13 May

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Pastor Tim

1347

quote #0774

"An election is coming. Universal peace is declared and the foxes have a sincere interest in prolonging the lives of the poultry." - T.S. Eliot read more..

13 May

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Pastor Tim

1356

quote #0773

"Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to find out if the polls were right?" - Robert Orben read more..

13 May

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Pastor Tim

1337

quote #0772

"The superior man understands what is right; the inferior man understands what will sell." - Confucius read more..

13 May

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1380

quote #0771

"You never see a fish on the wall with its mouth shut." - Sally Berger read more..

13 May

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Pastor Tim

1383

quote #0770

"There is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball, and that is to have either a clear conscience or none at all." - Ogden Nash read more..

13 May

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Pastor Tim

1379

quote #0769

"Aerodynamically, the bumble bee shouldn't be able to fly, but the bumble bee doesn't know it so it goes on flying anyway." - Mary Kay Ash read more..

13 May

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Pastor Tim

1320

quote #0768

"Painting is poetry which is seen and not heard, and poetry is a painting which is heard and not seen." - Leonardo Da Vinci read more..

13 May

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1302

quote #0767

"One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it is such a nice change from being young." read more..

13 May

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1344

quote #0766

"Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint." - Mark Twain read more..

13 May

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1399

quote #0765

"When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra." read more..

13 May

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Pastor Tim

1304

quote #0764

"Memories and mistakes should be guideposts, not hitching posts." - Paul Powers read more..

13 May

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Pastor Tim

1375

quote #0763

"If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything to laugh at when you are old." read more..

13 May

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Pastor Tim

1411

quote #0762

"One must wait until evening to see how splendid the day has been." read more..

13 May

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1333

quote #0761

"When you win, say nothing. When you lose, say less." - Paul Brown read more..

13 May

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Pastor Tim

1306

quote #0760

"I wanted a perfect ending. Now I've learned, the hard way, that some poems don't rhyme, and some stories don't have a clear beginning, middle, and end." - Gilda Radner read more..

13 May

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Pastor Tim

1351

quote #0799

"This would be a wonderful world if we showed as much patience in all things as we do in waiting for a fish to bite." read more..

13 May

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1511

quote #0798

"The two basic rules of human enlightenment: 1. There is a God 2. You're not Him." read more..

13 May

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1323

quote #0797

"I merely took the energy it takes to pout and wrote some blues." - Duke Ellington (1899 - 1974) read more..