May 2010 - Monthly Archive - Results from #810

13 May

Quotes

Pastor Tim

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quote #0810

"Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger." read more..

13 May

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1492

quote #0809

"You were born an original. Don't die a copy." read more..

13 May

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1550

quote #0808

"There are worse things than getting a call for a wrong number at 4 AM. It could be a right number." read more..

13 May

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1622

quote #0807

"Always be yourself because the people that matter don't mind, and the ones who mind, don't matter." read more..

13 May

Quotes

Pastor Tim

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quote #0806

"The universe is made of stories, not of atoms." - Muriel Rukeyser" read more..

13 May

Quotes

Pastor Tim

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quote #0805

"When's the best time to plant a tree? 15 years ago. When's the second-best time? Today." read more..

13 May

Quotes

Pastor Tim

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quote #0804

"And it came to pass that in the hands of the ignorant, the words of the Bible were used to beat plowshares into swords." - Alan Wilson Watts" read more..

13 May

Quotes

Pastor Tim

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"Character cannot be developed in ease and quiet. Only through experience of trial and suffering can the soul be strengthened, vision cleared, ambition inspired, and success achieved." - Helen Keller read more..

13 May

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1592

quote #0802

"The reason a dog makes so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue." read more..

13 May

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1732

quote #0801

"If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man." read more..

13 May

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1765

quote #0800

"Worry is interest paid on trouble before it is due." read more..

12 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3136

More Murphy's Laws of Law Enforcement

To err is human, just do it in front of as few people as possible! Anyone that flirts with you on-duty won't even recognize you off-duty. The only thing more accurate than incoming enemy fire is incom... read more..

12 May

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

11208

About Growing Older

A beautiful message about growing older: . . . . I forgot what it was.... read more..

12 May

Cybersalt Digest Archive

Pastor Tim

4116

Issue #3351

Issue #3351 Today's Cybersalt Digest is brought to you by: Cybersalt News There isn't very much new on the Cybersalt Site today because I was working today on some background stuff ins read more..

11 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4437

Proper Attire

Proper attire is required in the cafeteria at the University of Maine. To enforce that rule, the management posted this notice: "Shoes are required to eat in this cafeteria." Next to it, a studen... read more..

10 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Losing New Balls

Morris had been playing golf for years. He always used the very finest equipment, but his technique never improved a bit.His friend Sam watched as he teed up at the first hole and promptly drove a bra... read more..

10 May

Games

Pastor Tim

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Home Sheep Home

As a pastor I know a bit about sheep. For instance, though sheep face common problems they each face unique challenges due to their differences. Also, if they work together in harmony they can accomp... read more..

10 May

Simply Susan

Susan Davis

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Where To from Here?

OK, so here I am in brand new territory. The previous 17 posts have completely told the story of the freedom God has brought into the life of this simple child of His. Back at the beginning m read more..

10 May

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

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God's Greatest Creative Work

Religion Column - Rev. James L. Snyder - God's greatest creative work I am one of those who believe God created everything. I take the book of Genesis by faith, and rest on the character of God. I s... read more..

09 May

Sermons

Pastor Tim

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Tears Wiped Away

God has a plan to wipe away the tears of the brokenhearted. {audio}podcast/sm20100509.mp3{/audio} ... read more..

08 May

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

2344

The Mysterious Wizardry of Gadgetry

When it comes to gadgets just call me Mr. How-in-the-World-Does-This-Work. I fully understand that our world runs on gadgets. According to some, we owe a great deal to the gadgets of this world whatev... read more..

08 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2954

Baseball Class

A professor at the Michigan State University was known for giving boring, cliche-ridden lectures.At the beginning of one semester, an innovative class breathed new life into the course by assigning ba... read more..

07 May

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

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Optical Illusion - A + B = Same Color

Here's a fun optical illusion. The squares marked "A" and "B" are the same color. Don't believe it? Just click on the image to see the proof. ... read more..

07 May

Funny Dog Pictures

Pastor Tim

13436

Dog Deforestation

Deforestation is becoming a more obvious problem. ... read more..

Freedom of the City Parade, Victoria BC, May 4, 2010

06 May

General News

Pastor Tim

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Freedom of the City Parade, Victoria BC, May 4, 2010

2010 is the 100th anniversay of the Canadian Navy and since I live in the city that is home to Canada's Pacific Fleet I'm excited about some of the festivities that are planned. On Tuesday the Navy m... read more..

06 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4153

Eye Exam

Eye-examination charts vary according to the manufacturer, but one thing they have in common is that they don't spell anything.One day a patient came into my office for an ophthalmological exam. I as... read more..

06 May

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Computer Twins

Here's the secret to why so many computer geeks have twins. ... read more..

05 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3559

Missed Delivery

Working at the post office, I'm used to dealing with a moody public. So, when one irate customer stormed my desk, I responded in my calmest voice, "What's the trouble?""I went out this morning," she ... read more..

05 May

Funny Cat Pictures

Pastor Tim

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"I'm Wet" Cornish Rex Cat

I think most of the noise in this video is swearing in cat language. However, this cat clearly speaks a bit of English as it protests "I'm wet". ... read more..

05 May

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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God's Love is Deeper

Like that's pretty deep man! ... read more..