July 2010 - Monthly Archive - Results from #30

11 Jul

Sermons

Pastor Tim

1245

Continue to Live

Our salvation does not depend on our effort, but continuing to live close to and with Jesus does. {audio}podcast/sm20100711.mp3{/audio} ... read more..

09 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3595

Sister Mary Katherine entered the Monastery of Silence. The Priest said, "Sister, this is a silent monastery. You are welcome here as long as you like, but you may not speak until I direct you to do s... read more..

07 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3196

Australia Q & A

These questions about Australia were posted on an Australian Tourism Website: the answers were also there! 1. Q: Does it ever get windy in Australia? I have never seen it rain on TV,... read more..

06 Jul

Funny Elephant Pictures

Pastor Tim

10873

Elephant Jumpstart

5 minutes to show time; Jumpstart the elephants! read more..

05 Jul

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

2652

The Last Hurrah of Summer

As the last firecracker sizzled in the night, I heaved a sigh of relief. It is not that I do not enjoy a good firework display, but after all, when you have seen one firecracker they are all just abou... read more..

05 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3677

Found Money

An elderly married couple who were childhood sweethearts and had settled down in their old neighborhood, are celebrating their fiftieth wedding anniversary. They walk down the street to their old scho... read more..

04 Jul

Sermons

Pastor Tim

1282

The Mystery of Church Growth

What it takes to grow a healthy church is not a mystery. {audio}podcast/sm20100704.mp3{/audio} ... read more..

02 Jul

Simply Susan

Susan Davis

3311

Knowing and Believing, eh!

There seems to have been some confusion at Cybersalt World Headquarter's regarding my nationality after a reference to 'soda pop' earlier this week. Today's title is to simply clarify - I am Canadian... read more..

02 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3855

Tattoo Call

I couldn't help overhearing a man at a nearby pay phone. "I know it's something you want," he said earnestly, "but I don't think tattoos are a good idea. And the same goes for body piercing. As long a... read more..

01 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3665

Favorite Animal

Our teacher asked us what our favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken." She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, everyone else in the class laughed. My parents told me to alw... read more..