September 2010 - Monthly Archive

16 Sep

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

3806

Beach Bubbles

A day at the beach can be a wonderful experience. A lot of people bring beach balls but I have to say that after seeing this video bubbles are looking pretty good! ... read more..

16 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3616

During a bank robbery the police chief told the sergeant to cover all exits so the robbers could not get away. Later the sergeant reports to the chief, "Sorry sir, but they got away." The chief, very ... read more..

16 Sep

Videos

Pastor Tim

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No Arms, No Legs, No Worries

Nick Vujicic has a unique plan designed to enhance the lives of employees, employers, students and educators alike. Through Nick's motivational talks people will discover that a positive approach po... read more..

15 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3441

Intelligence

If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one at:https://www.cybersalt.org/pastor-tim-s-cleanlaugh-site/what-is-a-goober Two goobers were digging a ditch on a very hot day. One sai... read more..

15 Sep

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

4434

Line Dancing Sumo Wrestlers

If you love line dancing, sumo wrestling (who doesn't) or the gleeful enjoyment of convergent exercise and sport (I have no idea what that means) you'll love this video of line dancing sumo wrestlers.... read more..

14 Sep

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

11682

Justin Bieber Biography

Shouldn't you have to have shaved at least oncebefore you qualify for a biography? (Maybe that's why it is unofficial.) read more..

14 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3222

A Deeper Problem

Little Johnny had been bringing his drawings home from kindergarten every day since he started a month ago. Each day his mother admired the pictures and hung them on the refrigerator. One thing starte... read more..

13 Sep

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

18471

Pork Belly

As seen at the future politicians day camp. ... read more..

13 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3239

Last Name Lineup

On my first day in basic training, we were lined up in a row, each of us in turn having to shout our last names. After the guy next to me had yelled, "Florence," it was my turn. I had no sooner called... read more..

13 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3346

Electrical Officer

My daughter is an electrical officer on a carrier. Recently I asked her what her duties were. She answered, "To fix electrical problems." When I asked what was considered an electrical problem on a ca... read more..

12 Sep

Sermons

Pastor Tim

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The Ways of the Old Life Kill the New

Even though the Christian life is not a life of don'ts, there are many bad behaviors we should run out of our lives because of the toxic effect they have on our relationship with God. {audio}podcast/... read more..

12 Sep

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

4536

Purring Squirrel

Some things go squirrelly for stuff they like - others simply purr. But here's a creature that is both squirrelly and purrs when it likes something. It's not a member of THE cat family but it is A m... read more..

11 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

6481

Efficiency

An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution. "You don't want to try these techniques at home." "Why not?" asked somebody from the audience."I watched my wife's routine at breakfa... read more..

Loco Pastor Burns His Hand in Loud Protest

11 Sep

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

3103

Loco Pastor Burns His Hand in Loud Protest

Every now and then, a thought enters my mind. Once inside my mind, it endures a lonely existence and rattles around long enough to morph into something quite different when it comes out than what went... read more..

10 Sep

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Drill Mixer

Norm did not realize it was the last time he would be allowed in the kitchen. ... read more..

10 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3396

Weddings and Funerals

Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.... read more..

09 Sep

Videos

Pastor Tim

3806

Reflections of Motherhood

Motherhood is a tough gig and like most things in life is seen clearer in hindsight. ... read more..

09 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3366

Need Help?

I saw a billboard yesterday that said: Need help? Call Jesus.1-800-555-HELP Out of curiosity I did. A Mexican showed up with a tow truck.... read more..

09 Sep

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

4142

Child Ballet Dancers

These two child ballet dancers seem almost small enough to fit inside a music-box that would play the type of music they are dancing to. They appeared on "Ukraine's Got Talent". ... read more..

09 Sep

Simply Susan

Susan Davis

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Matters of the Heart

Apart from the times I’m teaching piano, which I really enjoy and probably provides a distraction, these have been melancholic days for me this week. I’m not certain of the root cause but I can ident... read more..

08 Sep

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

11847

Headlight Repair

It's all good at Duracell Autobody. ... read more..

08 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4471

Fly Problem

My husband is a doctor, and he received an emergency call from a patient. She had a fly in her ear. He suggested an old home remedy. "Pour warm olive oil into your ear and lie down for a few minutes,"... read more..

07 Sep

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Beware of Wildlife

Watch for wildlife - next 3 miles. ... read more..

07 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3364

Loudest Band

For two years I managed a group of musicians who proudly labeled themselves "the loudest rock 'n roll band in L.A." One night, during a particularly rowdy and raucous rehearsal, the group took a break... read more..

06 Sep

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

3723

Sky Pass

Having raced both cars and trucks at the local speedway (where I am known as the Pastor of Disaster) I know that sometimes you have to pass on the right and other times you have to pass on the left. ... read more..

06 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3571

Third Grade Assignment

My daughter's third-grade teacher had assigned the children to write a story titled "My Biggest Surprise." Not until the end of the school year did we see Marina's work. It read: "I got up this morni... read more..

06 Sep

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

2743

Has Anyone Seen My Castle Lately?

As of late, I have been fighting an insufferable barrage of intruders into that area commonly referred to as "My Castle." Normally I'm not a pessimist, but I have a feeling I am losing this battle. I... read more..

06 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3284

Chow

"Chow looks wonderful," I told the mess sergeant, a large, intimidating man. "I'd love seconds." "You'll get the same as everyone else," he growled as he chucked food on my tray. "Now move it!" After read more..

05 Sep

Sermons

Pastor Tim

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How to BE a Christian

Since the Christian life is a life of being, it's important to know how to BE a follower of Jesus. Listen Now ... read more..

04 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3411

Biblical Endorsements

What if Biblical characters could be recruited as product endorsers? For Match.com - Noah: "We can find a mate for anything. Why not you?" For Excedrin - Moses: "Take two tablets and call me in the m... read more..