October 2010 - Monthly Archive

31 Oct

Sermons

Pastor Tim

1550

Children and Fathers

If children were robots the kind of obedience that some parents expect would be easy to manufacture. But children are people who need to listen and heed their parents in order to "cheat" life an... read more..

30 Oct

Funny Dog Pictures

Pastor Tim

16911

Breakfast with Ginger

Enjoy your breakfast with Ginger - a very happy, eager and hospitable golden retriever. ... read more..

30 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3206

Breaker, Breaker Dog Buddy

My son Ward owns a shiny green four-wheel-drive truck. He also owns a 110-pound black Labrador named Tony. On trips, the dog generally sits on a platform behind the driver's seat, resting his huge hea... read more..

29 Oct

Important Site News

Pastor Tim

3622

Attention Centurytel.net Users

I have figured out the newsletter viewing problem being reported by some centurytel.net users. The problem: Some people who have subscribed to the Cybersalt Digest Newsletter have reported that the n... read more..

29 Oct

Funny Horse Pictures

Pastor Tim

14099

Zebra Therapy

Therapy was not helping. ... read more..

29 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3151

Tennis Take On

A manager has to take on some sport by his doctor so he decides to play tennis. After a couple of weeks his secretary asks him how he's doing. "It's going fine", the manager says, "When I'm on the co... read more..

28 Oct

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

9193

Bird Vanity

Vanity hurts everyone else. ... read more..

28 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3476

Threatening Letters

The fellow stormed into the postmaster's office in a fury. "I've been getting threatening letters in the mail for months and I want them stopped.""Of course," said the postmaster. "Sending threatening... read more..

27 Oct

Funny Cat Pictures

Pastor Tim

17719

Cat Reward

Not all cat reward posters are as they first appear. ... read more..

27 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3180

Out of Gas Advice

After finishing an out-of-town errand, I discovered that my car wouldn't start because it was out of gas. A passer-by told me there was a service station a half-mile away, so I took a gas can from the... read more..

26 Oct

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

4881

Fastest Gun And Mouth in the West

Not only does this guy have the fastest gun in the West, he also has the fastest mouth in the West. Bad Bob is not shy about shooting either of them. ... read more..

26 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4481

Flight Attendant Trivia

To pass the time while our plane was being de-iced, the flight attendants played a trivia game with the passengers. They asked us to guess the total number of years the three of them had worked for th... read more..

25 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3304

Vacation E-mails

Major Mark Wagner is planting a church for the Salvation Army (they do good work) in the same community I pastor in. Mark is a very, very good friend of mine. If friendships were assigned a rank Mar... read more..

25 Oct

Funny Elephant Pictures

Pastor Tim

13420

Elephant Bug

This is what happens when you bug an elephant. ... read more..

25 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3227

Better Grades

The little boy wasn't getting good marks in school. One day he made the teacher quite surprised. He tapped her on the shoulder and said, "I don't want to scare you, but my daddy says if I don't get be... read more..

24 Oct

Sermons

Pastor Tim

3922

Wives and Husbands

"Wives submit to your husbands" is an instruction in the Bible that has been much misunderstood and misused many times in marriage. In this sermon, Pastor Tim and Susan teach what the Bible means whe read more..

23 Oct

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

13888

Pastor Bubble

This was confirmation that the new senior pastor should not have been picked over the Internet. read more..

23 Oct

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

4092

One man's trick is another man's treat

Planning for a party is not my idea of unmitigated fun. And yet, this week I found myself in such a dilemma. For me, a party means fun, but planning for that party is more like work. I am not afraid o... read more..

23 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5578

Didn't See That Coming

The minister's little six-year-old girl had been so naughty during the week that her mother decided to give her the worst kind of punishment. She told her she couldn't go to the Sunday School Picnic ... read more..

22 Oct

Funny Dog Pictures

Pastor Tim

12605

Dog Lunch Bag

Come here Lunchbag! Good boy. ... read more..

22 Oct

Funny Cat Pictures

Pastor Tim

11106

Kim Jung Cat

Newsbreak: Kim Jung Cat retires too! ... read more..

22 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2994

2503 Years Old

A tourist is traveling with a guide through one of the thickest jungles in Latin America, when he comes across an ancient Mayan temple. The tourist is entranced by the temple and asks the guide for de... read more..

21 Oct

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

9073

Irregular Bowling

Because regular bowling is so boring! ... read more..

21 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3397

You Know You're Growing Old When...

You know you're growing old when... ..you've come to the annoying realization that your parents were right about almost everything. ..the bag boy volunteers to help load groceries into your car ... in... read more..

20 Oct

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

3428

Retro Runaway

There are so many things I like about this video of a runaway, driverless car. All of them can be summed up by the term "RETRO!" ... read more..

20 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3805

Artist's Sketch

Artist Pablo Picasso surprised a burglar at work in his new chateau. The intruder got away, but Picasso told the police he could do a rough sketch of what he looked like. On the basis of his drawing, ... read more..

19 Oct

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

9314

Divine Spell Checker

He'll probably start by running you through a spell checker. ... read more..

19 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3399

PICNIC Problem

Looking over the log book kept by the computer support staff at my office, I noticed several entries stating the problem was PICNIC. I asked one of the technicians what PICNIC meant. He laughed as he ... read more..

18 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3413

Memento

Friend: "I suppose you carry a memento of some sort in that locket of yours?" Woman: "Yes, it's a lock of my husband's hair." Friend: "But your husband is still alive." Woman: "I know, but his hair is... read more..

18 Oct

Funny Dog Pictures

Pastor Tim

9843

Spooky Puppies

Puppies are usually pretty cute when they sleep but these little dogs sound pretty creepy and spooky. ... read more..