October 2010 - Monthly Archive

18 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Shaking Hands

"Doctor, you've got to help me - I just can't stop my hands from shaking!" "Do you drink a lot of coffee?" "Not really - I spill most of it!" read more..

17 Oct

Funny Elephant Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Elephant Slide

It was an innocent soul who designed this slide. Click Here for More Elephant Pictures ... read more..

17 Oct

Sermons

Pastor Tim

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Being through Worship

Worshipping is part of developing and sustaining the Christian character and being God wants for us as his children. {audio}podcast/sm20101017.mp3{/audio}... read more..

16 Oct

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Baby Zonkey

And you thought Rudolph had it hard. read more..

16 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five- and six-year-olds. After explaining the commandment to "honor" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment... read more..

It Was the Worst of Times and It Was the Worster of Times

16 Oct

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

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It Was the Worst of Times and It Was the Worster of Times

Whenever anybody says things can't get any worse, they usually do. No matter how bad something is, there is always a good chance it will get worse. Experience may not be my best teacher, but sometimes... read more..

15 Oct

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

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Ticket Wolves

OK, you've just been pulled over for having a burned out headlight and you want to get out of the ticket. You could try some time tested methods like crying, saying you are rushing to the hospital wh... read more..

14 Oct

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Mining Carbon Footprint

Even the mining industry is trying to reduce it's carbon footprint. ... read more..

14 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Quickest Way to York

A man approached a local person in a village he was visiting. "What's the quickest way to York?" The local scratched his head. "Are you walking or driving?" he asked the stranger. "I'm driving." "That... read more..

13 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Out of Gas Options

The young woman sat in her stalled car, waiting for help. Finally two men walked up to her. "I'm out of gas," she purred. "Could you please push me to the gas station?" The men readily put their muscl... read more..

12 Oct

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Spider Paper

That would help you go. ... read more..

12 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Geese V

Q: Why is one side of the V geese make always shorter than the other? ........... A: There are fewer geese in it. Duh.... read more..

11 Oct

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Squirrel Rage

And then he went nuts. ... read more..

9-Year-Old Scores Incredible Hockey Goal

11 Oct

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

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9-Year-Old Scores Incredible Hockey Goal

Apparently alot of you like hockey so this entry is for you. I have to admit, it is a pretty amazing goal for any player to make - let alone a 9 year old kid. ... read more..

11 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Surgeon Roast

Harry hosted a dinner party. One of his guests was a surgeon. While deftly carving the roast, Harry kept up a running commentary: "How am I doing, Doc? How do you like that technique? I'd make a prett... read more..

11 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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City Preacher

Having grown up just outside New York City, I barely knew a cow from an ear of corn. Until, that is, I married a small-town Ohio girl. While I was in seminary school, I had a temporary assignment at a... read more..

10 Oct

Thanksgiving

Pastor Tim

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Be Thankful

Being thankful is another key to becoming the follower Jesus wants us to be. Thanksgiving does not have its roots in knowing the good things we have. It is rooted in God's unconditional love for ... read more..

09 Oct

Important Site News

Pastor Tim

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Blacklisted Error Fixed

For a couple of months many of you who tried to manage your own subscriptions have gotten an erroneous message that said you could not resubscribe because you were "blacklisted." This error was due t... read more..

09 Oct

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

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Liar Bird

You are going to be amazed by this video. Honest, a little bird told me so. But then again, you can't always believe little birds. ... read more..

09 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Landing in the Fog

An airliner is coming into land at an airport obscured by fog. Visibility is practically nil, the ILS system is on the blink, so the pilot has to land on wits alone. "Flaps, check," he says to the c... read more..

08 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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A Few Shelves

If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one at:https://www.cybersalt.org/pastor-tim-s-cleanlaugh-site/what-is-a-goober Two businessmen in New York city are sitting down for a brea... read more..

07 Oct

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Boating Wedgy

Boating: You're either in or you're out! Errr . . . . never mind. ... read more..

07 Oct

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

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Ant Raft

Huckleberry Finn never had a raft like this. Though perhaps his ant did. ... read more..

07 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Goober Baby News

If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one at:https://www.cybersalt.org/pastor-tim-s-cleanlaugh-site/what-is-a-goober The goober had been married about a year when one day she ca... read more..

06 Oct

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Creepy Kitchen

Jane's kitchen was just plain creepy. ... read more..

06 Oct

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Fresh Salad

Some salads are too fresh! ... read more..

06 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Census Taker

An old man was sitting on his porch, when a young man walked up with a pad and pencil in his hand. "What are you selling, young man?" he asked. "I'm not selling anything, sir," the young man replied. ... read more..

06 Oct

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

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What Song Is This?

What song is this guy singing? Give this video a patient watch/listen and I'm sure you will figure it out and be amazed! ... read more..

06 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Library Confusion

The college football player knew his way around the locker room better than he did the library, so when the librarian saw the gridiron star roaming the stacks looking confused, she asked how she could... read more..

04 Oct

Funny Cat Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Sneaky Cat

I think it's safe to say that wherever you have a cat you have a pounce waiting to happen. Sure, it may not look like it when you are looking, but they are watching and waiting! ... read more..