November 2010 - Monthly Archive

30 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3289

Name Please

A county traffic policeman recently stopped a woman for exceeding the posted speed limit. He asked the driver for her name. She said, "I'm Mrs. Ladislav Abdulkhashim Zybkcicraznovskaya from the Repu... read more..

30 Nov

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

9504

Cheap Babysitting

Next time just splurge on a babysitter. ... read more..

30 Nov

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

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TSA X Ray Shirt

Somebody was thinking when they came up with the idea for this shirt that will display the 4th Ammendment on airport X Ray body scanners. Somebody at Google is probably already thinking of how to tur... read more..

29 Nov

Simply Susan

Susan Davis

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Shackled No More!

It was October of 2009 that Tim & I made the first positive changes to our finances. We had lived with ever increasing consumer debt for about 10 years. After 8.5 months of enjoying the blessing... read more..

29 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3188

Returned E-mail

The start of the new school term always brings out the most interesting questions for computer consultants on campus. The predominant questions this term pertain to "getting into" email and how to acc... read more..

29 Nov

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

8342

Gotta Dance

Gotta dance when you've gotta dance! ... read more..

29 Nov

Funny Cat Pictures

Pastor Tim

18779

Found Cat

My wife would be scared too! ... read more..

29 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3236

Car-jacking Foiled

An elderly lady did her shopping and upon return found 4 males in her car. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at them at the top of her voice that she knows how t... read more..

28 Nov

Christmas

Pastor Tim

2001

Christmas Hope

Christmas gives us hope that we haven't messed up so bad that God is through with us. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20101128.mp3{/audio}... read more..

27 Nov

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

9319

King of the Camel

I'm the King of the camel! ... read more..

27 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3453

Helping Mom

A little while after my mother was widowed, it became apparent that she was unable to open the garage door by herself. Being the macho man that I am, I've decided to install an automatic door for her... read more..

26 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3203

Unwise Application Lines

Readers of the Washington Post were asked to compose a very unwise line for a college application: "When I told my friends I was applying to LeHigh, they were like, no way, and I was like, yes way. An... read more..

26 Nov

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

12281

Seniors Fencing

As seen at Sunset Lodge's anti-gang conflict resolution program. ... read more..

26 Nov

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

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Savannah Talks to 911

Savannah is a 5 year old girl talking to the 911 operator after her father is unable to speak for himself. All ends well and this little girl is hilariously cute in the process. ... read more..

25 Nov

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

9413

Penguin Sign

If you find one you win the centerpiece! ... read more..

25 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4141

Skeleton in the Closet

If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one at:https://www.cybersalt.org/pastor-tim-s-cleanlaugh-site/what-is-a-goober A very large, old, building was being torn down in Chicago t... read more..

24 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3040

Pilgrim Church

Thanksgiving day was approaching, and the family received a Thanksgiving card with a painting of a pilgrim family on their way to church. Grandma showed the card to her small grandchildren, observing,... read more..

24 Nov

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Turkey Multiplication

1 turkey eaten - 4 turkeys created. read more..

23 Nov

Funny Cat Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Thanksgiving Warning

As usual, watch out for the cat. ... read more..

22 Nov

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Turkey Dusk

And then night fell . . . ... read more..

22 Nov

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

11070

Turkey Getaway

Turkey? I haven't seen a turkey. That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard. ... read more..

22 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3242

Chewed Out Answer

A drill sergeant had just chewed out one of his cadets, and as he was walking away, he turned to the cadet and said, "I guess when I die you'll come and dance on my grave." The cadet replied, "Not me,... read more..

22 Nov

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

10379

Thanksgiving News

This just in: 12,000 sick with food poisoning! ... read more..

22 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2902

Labor Costs

A man having lunch at a Chinese restaurant noticed that the table had been set with forks, not chopsticks. He asked why. The waiter said "Chopsticks are provided only on request." "But," the man cou... read more..

21 Nov

Sermons

Pastor Tim

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The Fellowship of Service

Don't wait until you feel you belong in a church before you serve in its ministries. Serve with others and the fellowship of service will help you feel like you belong. Listen Online: {... read more..

20 Nov

Videos

Pastor Tim

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The Story of Jonah

The story of Jonah told by Mary Margaret. ... read more..

How the Media Would Cover the Apocalypse

20 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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How the Media Would Cover the Apocalypse

How the Media Would Cover the Apocalypse USA Today:WE'RE DEAD The Wall Street Journal:DOW JONES PLUMMETS AS WORLD ENDS Microsoft Systems Journal:APPLE LOSES MARKET SHARE Sports Illustrated:GAME OVER W... read more..

20 Nov

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

3358

Morning News Implosion Fail

Viewers didn't get to see the bridge implosion but at least they got to see the news anchors implode! ... read more..

German Coast Guard - Lost in Translation

19 Nov

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

10997

German Coast Guard - Lost in Translation

This is one of my all time favorite and funny commercials. I was sharing it with someone today and later realized I've never featured it on the site. Enjoy! ... read more..

19 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3398

Cherokee 180

One day, the pilot of a Cherokee 180 was told by the tower to hold short of the active runway while a DC-8 landed. The DC-8 landed, rolled out, turned around, and taxied back past the Cherokee. Some q... read more..