December 2010 - Monthly Archive

22 Dec

Funny Christmas Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Santa Gets a Flat

Santa gets a flat. ... read more..

22 Dec

Funny Christmas Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Stable Security

Security concerns at the North Pole stables have officials on the lookout for impostors. ... read more..

21 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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1. Paint a few white and place them outside on the grass so people won't park on your lawn.2. Use it as building material. (This is actually what the Ancient Egyptians used to build the Great Pyramids read more..

21 Dec

Funny Christmas Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Splata Claus

Splata Claus ... read more..

20 Dec

Funny Christmas Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Santa Clauses Are Coming

You better watch out! Santa Clauses are coming to town. ... read more..

20 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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49 Cards

A friend of ours waited until the last minute to send Christmas cards. She knew she had 49 folks on her list. So she rushed into a store and bought a package of 50 cards without really looking at them... read more..

20 Dec

Christmas Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Santa and System Admins

The similarities between Santa and System Admins:1. Santa is bearded, corpulent, and dresses funny.2. When you ask Santa for something, the odds of receiving what you wanted are infinitesimal.3. Santa... read more..

20 Dec

Funny Christmas Pictures

Susan Davis

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Dog Manger

Fleas Navidog. ... read more..

19 Dec

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

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The Digital Story of Christmas

This is a really fun look at how social media might have been used had it been around at the time of the first Christmas when Jesus the Savior was born in Bethlehem. ... read more..

19 Dec

Christmas

Pastor Tim

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The Fear That Brings Peace

A mind without fear travels a dangerous road of curiosity. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20101219.mp3{/audio}... read more..

18 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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12 Days of Fastfood

On the first day of Christmas,My drive through gave to me:A Big Bacon Classic with cheese. On the second day of Christmas,My drive through gave to me:Two Happy Meals,and a Big Bacon Classic with chees... read more..

18 Dec

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

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Another Hallelujah Chorus Mall Surprise

I know this video is similar to one I featured a few weeks ago but it's a week before Christmas and I love the people's reaction to their surprise concert. ... read more..

18 Dec

Funny Christmas Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Christmas Spam

The salesman guaranteed the Johnsons' tree for 100-200 years. ... read more..

17 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Four Letter Surgery

Jerry is recovering from day surgery when a nurse asks him how he is feeling. "I'm OK, but I didn't like the four-letter word the doctor used in surgery," he answers. "What did he say?" asks the nurse... read more..

17 Dec

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Snow Commentary

This barbecue pretty much speaks for everyone. ... read more..

17 Dec

Cartoons

Jeff Larson

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Tabloid Christmas

Tabloid Christmas. There's Plenty More "The Back Pew" cartoons athttp://www.thebackpew.com ... read more..

16 Dec

Funny Christmas Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Festive Football

Football can be a festive sport. ... read more..

16 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Grandpa's Gift

The following is a true story submitted by list member Mary Lou F. from Kincardine, Ontario, Canada.When our grandson Thomas was 5 years old, his Grandpa thought it would be a good idea to give him a ... read more..

15 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Elf Pet Peeves

~ Ever since they hit the big time, those Keebler Elves act like we don't exist.~ Santa keeps asking, "Does this suit make me look fat?"~ Blitzen always mistaking you for a chew toy. ~ Next to "race" ... read more..

14 Dec

Funny Christmas Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Santa Helmet

Santa is taking new precautions since grandma got run over by a reindeer. ... read more..

14 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Disguising Presents

Three-year-old Elizabeth was helping her mother Melinda wrap a present for her father. While wrapping, Melinda told Elizabeth about keeping the present a secret so it would be a surprise. After the p... read more..

13 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Shopping Wife Find

A couple went Christmas shopping at the mall. They decided to go their separate ways and meet two hours later.The husband was at their appointed meeting place at the appointed time, but there was no ... read more..

13 Dec

Funny Cat Pictures

Pastor Tim

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The Cat's Revenge

For Christmas you get a story - "The Cat's Revenge." ... read more..

13 Dec

Funny Christmas Pictures

Pastor Tim

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The Cat's Christmas Revenge

Your soon to be new Christmas memory - "The Cat's Revenge." ... read more..

13 Dec

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

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Name That Christmas Carol

Here's a fun list of mangled song titles. Can you name these 20 Christmas Carols? 1. Bleached Yule 2. Castaneous-colored Seed Vesicated in a Conflagration 3. Singular Yearning for the Twin An... read more..

13 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Prescription Fail

A gentleman was having some physical problems and his doctor told him that he had to drink warm water with Epsom salts one hour before breakfast. At the end of a week he returned and the doctor asked ... read more..

11 Dec

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

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The Christmasfication of our Home

Our home, like every other home this time of year, bears the decorations of the Christmas season. This is all thanks to the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage. My assigned role in the whole Christmas ... read more..

11 Dec

Funny Christmas Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Christmas on the Mind

Someone has Christmas on the mind. ... read more..

11 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Chicken Recovery

A farmer's son was returning from the market with the crate of chickens his father had told him to carry home, when the box broke open and the chickens all escaped. The boy quickly fixed the crate and... read more..

10 Dec

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

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Driscoll Middle School Trick Play

Driscoll Middle School pulls off a great trick play in a football game. Apparently it ended in a 6-6 tie but I think it is obvious who won the mental victory. ... read more..