2010 - Monthly Archive

15 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Keyboard Switch

For a computer programming class, I sat directly across from someone, and our computers were facing away from each other. A few minutes into the class, she got up to leave the room. I reached between... read more..

15 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2832

Shopping Advice

While I was shopping in the mall with my three children, a display in the window of a lingerie store caught my eye. "Do you think Daddy would like this?" I asked the kids, as I pointed to the lacy paj... read more..

14 Nov

Thanksgiving

Pastor Tim

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Prayerful, Watchful and Thankful Salt

Devoting ourselves to prayer and being watchful and thankful not only affects our attitude as we experience life in Jesus, it will also make all the difference in how we interact with and engage those... read more..

13 Nov

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

14190

Polar Bear Adaptation

Breaking News: Global warming forces polar bears to adapt. ... read more..

13 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3288

Ticket Excuse

Philadelphia's Highway Patrol officers hear all kinds of creative excuses that drivers give for speeding. Here are some of the officers' favorites. By the way, none of them worked. A man told the o... read more..

12 Nov

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Seat Freeze

Even when he remembered to leave the seat down, Bernie still found a way to mess up. ... read more..

12 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3405

Burglary

The detective was interviewing the man whose clothing shop had just been burglarized. "It's bad," said the proprietor, "but it's not as bad as it could have been if he'd robbed me yesterday." "Why is ... read more..

11 Nov

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

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St. Luke's Bottle Band

I'm not sure why St. Luke's has so many empty bottles (it may be the reason behind how they dress) but I don't mind giving them the benefit of the doubt since their band - The St. Luke's Bottle Band -... read more..

11 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Lost in the Woods

Two hunters got lost in the woods. The first hunter said, "Don't worry. All we have to do is shoot into the air three times, stay where we are, and someone will find us." So they shot in the air three... read more..

10 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4387

Field Test

My father, an Army major, was conducting a field test when communications went dead. Immediately, he jumped into a jeep and ordered a sergeant to speed to the command station. When my father and the s... read more..

09 Nov

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Enough Judy

Judy got straight A's in frustrating teachers. ... read more..

09 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

12227

And Then They Voted

While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent which direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun waking him up every morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in ... read more..

08 Nov

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Sign Bill Fine

Redmond was hoping to catch Bill Gates just once. ... read more..

08 Nov

Simply Susan

Susan Davis

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Doubly Free

Monday morning was grey and drizzly which made grocery shopping wet and chilly. Way back in January a kind hearted young man who really likes my daughter gave me a Starbucks gift card for my birthday... read more..

08 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3563

The Patch

During a patient's two week follow-up appointment with his cardiologist, he informed his doctor that he was having trouble with one of his medications. "Which one?", asked the doctor. "The patch. The ... read more..

06 Nov

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Bird Thoughts

Warren eventually learned to keep his thoughts to himself. ... read more..

06 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3763

One Parachute

You are one of "two" people on a malfunctioning airplane with only one parachute. How would you react?Pessimist: you refuse the parachute because you might die on the jump anyway.Optimist: you refuse... read more..

06 Nov

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

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Silence of the Phones

The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and Yours Truly were relaxing in the living room after our Saturday evening repast. She was reading some woman's novel while I was following the exploits of Bert... read more..

05 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2957

The Day Before

Showing his friend around his home, Fred started to point out all of the collectibles his wife had acquired over their long years of marriage. "The day before I die, I'd like to sell every piece she’... read more..

05 Nov

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Plane Lever

As heard at bring your child to work day: "What does this lever do?" ... read more..

04 Nov

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Pizza Mushroom

I ordered a mushroom pizza - not a pizza mushroom. ... read more..

04 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3326

Corporate Can-Do

Programmer to Team Leader:"We can't do this proposed project. **CAN NOT** It will involve a major design change and no one in our team knows the design of this legacy system. And above that, nobody in... read more..

03 Nov

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Tub Bust

Stay in your vehicle sir - please! ... read more..

03 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Eye Test

I was performing a complete physical, including the visual acuity test. I placed the patient twenty feet from the chart and began, "Cover your right eye with your hand." He read the 20/20 line perfec... read more..

02 Nov

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Burger Potluck

Brandon was always welcome at potlucks. ... read more..

02 Nov

Simply Susan

Susan Davis

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You've Got to be Kidding!

Many of you now know the reason behind the quietness of my blog recently – my mind had been completely hijacked by the message I delivered on Sunday October 24. I’m so thankful God didn’t call me to b... read more..

02 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3104

Vet Visit

In his younger days our golden retriever Catcher often ran away when he had the chance. His veterinarian's office was about a mile down the road, and Catcher would usually go there. The office staff... read more..

01 Nov

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

12700

Bigger Boat

"I think we're going to need a bigger boat." read more..

01 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2942

The Same Taste

Looking in the mall for a cotton nightgown, I tried my luck in a store known for its sexy lingerie. To my delight, however, I found just what I was looking for. Waiting in the line to pay, I noticed a... read more..

01 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3497

Cute Nurses

My nursing colleague was preparing an intravenous line for a 15-year-old male patient. The bedside phone rang, and the boy's mother reached over to pick it up. After talking for a few minutes, the mo... read more..