2010 - Monthly Archive - Results from #1050

13 May

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1320

quote #0674

"Let us so live that when we come to die, even the undertaker will be sorry." - Mark Twain read more..

13 May

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1187

quote #0673

"The IQ of a rioting mob is the lowest IQ of a member of the mob divided by the number of people in the mob." read more..

13 May

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1181

quote #0672

"Always do right - This will gratify some and astonish the rest." - Mark Twain read more..

13 May

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1273

quote #0671

"A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin." - H. L. Mencken read more..

13 May

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1255

quote #0670

"The world was made round so that we would never be able to see too far down the road." - Isak Dinesen read more..

13 May

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1279

quote #0680

"If we don't change direction soon, we'll end up where we're going." - Irwin Corey read more..

13 May

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1215

quote #0679

"It is good to be a Christian and know it, but it is better to be a Christian and show it." read more..

13 May

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1229

quote #0678

"Personally I am always ready to learn, but I do not always like being taught." - Winston Churchill read more..

13 May

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1199

quote #0677

"Even if you've been fishing for 3 hours and haven't gotten anything except poison ivy and sunburn, you're still better off than the worm." read more..

13 May

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1201

quote #0676

"When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra." read more..

13 May

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1227

quote #0675

"To give real service you must add something which cannot be bought or measured with money, and that is sincerity and integrity." - Donald A. Adams read more..

13 May

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1305

quote #0685

"People have one thing in common: They are all different." -- Robert Zend, Writer read more..

13 May

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1224

quote #0684

"This boy's making more noise than a couple of skeletons throwing a fit on a tin roof." - Foghorn Leghorn read more..

13 May

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1308

quote #0683

"Time isn't on my side. It's on my back." read more..

13 May

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1310

quote #0682

"The trouble with telling a good story is that it invariably reminds the other fellow of a bad one." - Sid Caesar read more..

13 May

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1258

quote #0681

"The trouble with being in the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat." read more..

13 May

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1292

quote #0691

"Two wrongs are only the beginning." read more..

13 May

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1282

quote #0690

"Our days are happier when we give people a bit of our heart rather than a piece of our mind." read more..

13 May

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1184

quote #0689

"Childhood is that wonderful time of life when all you need to do to lose weight is take a bath." - Richard Zera. read more..

13 May

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1262

quote #0688

"Those who research and write about diseases could become ill-literate." read more..

13 May

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1238

quote #0687

"People will pay more to be entertained than educated." - Johnny Carson read more..

13 May

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1239

quote #0686

"This boy's making more noise than a couple of skeletons throwing a fit on a tin roof." - Foghorn Leghorn read more..

13 May

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1210

quote #0697

"The pessimist may be right in the long run, but the optimist has a better time during the trip." read more..

13 May

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1234

quote #0696

"Arabs and Jews should settle their differences like good Christians." - Warren Austin, U.S. Ambassador to the United Nations in 1948 read more..

13 May

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1258

quote #0695

"We can put television in its proper light by supposing that Gutenberg's great invention had been directed at printing only comic books." - Robert M. Hutchins read more..

13 May

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1271

quote #0694

"I tend to live in the past because most of my life is there." - Herb Caen read more..

13 May

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1337

quote #0693

"A word to the wise does no good. It's the stupid people out there that need the help." - Bill Cosby read more..

13 May

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1196

quote #0692

"I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde read more..

13 May

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1259

quote #0704

"Secret: What we tell everybody to tell nobody." - Ambrose Bierce read more..

13 May

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1295

quote #0703

"Change is good as long as I don't have to do anything differently." read more..