Monthly Archive

"One good thing about being wrong is the joy it brings to others." read more..

"Knowledge is free, but you have to bring your own container." read more..

"Treat each day as your last. One day you'll be right." read more..

"Keep the faith...just not from others." read more..

"Everybody wants to save the earth; few want to help Mom do the dishes." read more..

"The best way to convince a fool that he is wrong is to let him have his own way." - Josh Billings read more..

"Catty remarks have more lives than a cat." read more..

"Frustration: Trying to find your glasses without your glasses." read more..

"The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man." - George Bernard Shaw read more..

"Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands and then eat just one piece." read more..

"Some can trace their family back 300 years, but can't tell you where their children are tonight." - Lawrence Brotherton read more..

"As long as the world is turning and spinning, we're gonna be dizzy and we're gonna make mistakes." - Mel Brooks read more..

"Children are natural mimics - they act like us in spite of all our attempts to teach them good manners." read more..

"When you were born, you were crying and everyone around you was smiling. Live your life so at the end, you're the one who is smiling and everyone around you is crying." read more..

"There's nothing remarkable about it. All one has to do is hit the right keys at the right time and the instrument plays itself." - Johann Sebastian Bach read more..

"Friends may come and go but enemies accumulate." read more..

"None are so empty as those who are full of themselves." - Andrew Jackson read more..

"The chains of habit are too weak to be felt until they are too strong to be broken." - Samuel Johnson, British Author, Lexicographer read more..

"Never buy a car you can't push." read more..

"Jesus paid the price. You get to keep the change." read more..

"We all want progress, but if you're on the wrong road, progress means doing an about-turn and walking back to the right road; in that case, the man who turns back soonest is the most progressive." - read more..

"A good scapegoat is nearly as welcome as a solution to the problem." read more..

“If you want to go fast, go alone. If you want to go far, go together.”... read more..

When I had my 50th birthday my husband said to me "I should trade you in for two 25 year olds." I replied "Thank you for the compliment." With a stunned look on his face, he said "HUH?" I responded... read more..

"Don't tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish." - Mark Twain read more..

"Vision is not enough; it must be combined with venture. It is not enough to stare up the steps. We must step up the stairs." - Vaclav Havel read more..

"Treat your body like a temple, not a woodshed. The mind and body work together. Your body needs to be a good support system for the mind and spirit. If you take good care of it, your body can take yo read more..

"Here is the test to find whether your mission on Earth is finished: If you're alive, it isn't." - Richard Bach read more..

"Men take only their needs into consideration, never their abilities." - Napoleon Bonaparte read more..

"A closed mouth gathers no foot." read more..