Monthly Archive

"Old age comes at a very bad time" - Author Unknown read more..

“Americans have the watches; Africans have the time.”... read more..

"Through the years I've noticed that conscience gets a lot of credit that really belongs to cold feet." read more..

"Money talks, but credit has an echo." read more..

"Taking the bull by the horns is often a sound course of action..as long as you and the bull agree on when to let go." read more..

"Don't be afraid to touch bottom. It's solid." read more..

"When you were a little kid remember how hard it was to get a cookie? Way in the back, unless your mom was really mean- then they'd be on top of the refrigerator. Nowhere on a package of Oreos does it read more..

"You can't be truly rude until you understand good manners." - Rita Mae Brown read more..

"We can put television in its proper light by supposing that Gutenberg's great invention had been directed at printing only comic books." - Robert M. Hutchins read more..

"If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it!" - Jonathan Winters read more..

"I'd like to be the ideal mother, but I'm too busy raising my kids." read more..

"Sin wouldn't be so attractive, if the wages were paid immediately." read more..

"A closed mouth gathers no foot." read more..

"My family is really boring. They have a coffee table book called 'Pictures We Took Just to Use Up the Rest of the Film.'" - Penelope Lombard read more..

"No man's life, liberty, or property is safe while the legislature is in session." - Mark Twain (1866) read more..

"It's okay to have nothing to say unless you're talking." read more..

"A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul" - George Bernard Shaw read more..

"Hurt people hurt people." read more..

"Some people are making such thorough preparations for a rainy day that they completely miss today's sunshine." read more..

"Are people more violently opposed to fur rather than leather because it's much easier to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs?" read more..

"Frogs have it easy; they can eat what bugs them." read more..

"Anyone who's led a flawless life is hopelessly imperfect." - Yasha Harari read more..

"Where does the idea come from that if what we are doing is fun, it can't be God's will? The God who made giraffes, has a sense of humor. Make no mistake about that." - Catherine Marshall read more..

"For every complex problem there is an answer that is clear, simple, and wrong." - H L Mencken read more..

"Love is insanity with a collaborator." read more..

"The younger we are, the more we want to change the world. The older we are, the more we want to change the young." read more..

"The universe is made of stories, not of atoms." - Muriel Rukeyser read more..

"Patience is the ability to idle your motor when you really feel like stripping the gears." read more..

"A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn no other way." - Mark Twain read more..

"All the adversity I've had in my life, all my troubles and obstacles, have strengthened me ... You may not realize it when it happens, but a kick in the teeth may be the best thing in the world for y read more..