Monthly Archive

2010

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 1308 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3136

More Murphy's Laws of Law Enforcement

To err is human, just do it in front of as few people as possible! Anyone that flirts with you on-duty won't even recognize you off-duty. The only thing more accurate than incoming enemy fire is incom... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
11208

About Growing Older

A beautiful message about growing older: . . . . I forgot what it was.... read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
4115

Issue #3351

Issue #3351 Today's Cybersalt Digest is brought to you by: Cybersalt News There isn't very much new on the Cybersalt Site today because I was working today on some background stuff ins read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4437

Proper Attire

Proper attire is required in the cafeteria at the University of Maine. To enforce that rule, the management posted this notice: "Shoes are required to eat in this cafeteria."   Next to it, a studen... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3297

Losing New Balls

Morris had been playing golf for years. He always used the very finest equipment, but his technique never improved a bit.His friend Sam watched as he teed up at the first hole and promptly drove a bra... read more..

Games
Pastor Tim
54339

Home Sheep Home

As a pastor I know a bit about sheep. For instance, though sheep face common problems they each face unique challenges due to their differences. Also, if they work together in harmony they can accomp... read more..

Simply Susan
Susan Davis
4056

Where To from Here?

OK, so here I am in brand new territory. The previous 17 posts have completely told the story of the freedom God has brought into the life of this simple child of His. Back at the beginning m read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
2539

God's Greatest Creative Work

Religion Column - Rev. James L. Snyder - God's greatest creative work I am one of those who believe God created everything. I take the book of Genesis by faith, and rest on the character of God. I s... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
1120

Tears Wiped Away

God has a plan to wipe away the tears of the brokenhearted. {audio}podcast/sm20100509.mp3{/audio} ... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
2344

The Mysterious Wizardry of Gadgetry

When it comes to gadgets just call me Mr. How-in-the-World-Does-This-Work. I fully understand that our world runs on gadgets. According to some, we owe a great deal to the gadgets of this world whatev... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2954

Baseball Class

A professor at the Michigan State University was known for giving boring, cliche-ridden lectures.At the beginning of one semester, an innovative class breathed new life into the course by assigning ba... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
4390

Optical Illusion - A + B = Same Color

Here's a fun optical illusion.  The squares marked "A" and "B" are the same color.  Don't believe it? Just click on the image to see the proof. ... read more..

Funny Dog Pictures
Pastor Tim
13436

Dog Deforestation

Deforestation is becoming a more obvious problem. ... read more..

General News
Pastor Tim
3079

Freedom of the City Parade, Victoria BC, May 4, 2010

2010 is the 100th anniversay of the Canadian Navy and since I live in the city that is home to Canada's Pacific Fleet I'm excited about some of the festivities that are planned. On Tuesday the Navy m... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4153

Eye Exam

Eye-examination charts vary according to the manufacturer, but one thing they have in common is that they don't spell anything.One day a patient came into my office for an ophthalmological exam.  I as... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
10431

Computer Twins

Here's the secret to why so many computer geeks have twins. ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3559

Missed Delivery

Working at the post office, I'm used to dealing with a moody public.  So, when one irate customer stormed my desk, I responded in my calmest voice, "What's the trouble?""I went out this morning," she ... read more..

Funny Cat Pictures
Pastor Tim
10238

"I'm Wet" Cornish Rex Cat

I think most of the noise in this video is swearing in cat language. However, this cat clearly speaks a bit of English as it protests "I'm wet". ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
13517

God's Love is Deeper

Like that's pretty deep man!   ... read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
4129

Issue #3346

Issue # 3346 Today's Cybersalt Digest is brought to you by: Cybersalt News Oh look, chicken Thursday! Yeah, I know it's Wednesday but if you knew how much I like that commercial you'd read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4965

Late at Walmart

Charley, a new retiree greeter at Wal-Mart, just couldn't seem to get to work on time.Every day he was 5, 10, 15 minutes late. But he was a good worker, really tidy, clean-shaven, sharp minded and a r... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2633

Motivational Rap

Tamara Lowe at Christ Fellowship delivers a fun, motivational rap. It's entertaining and impressive and still not enough to motivate me to rap. Just the same, "You go girlfriend!" ... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
4081

When You Come to the End of the Trail

Religion Column - Rev. James L. Snyder - When you come to the end of the trail I was working so hard the other day on a project that I actually finished it three hours ahead of schedule. Then, I did... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
1126

Grace and Peace to You

God has grace and peace for you. {audio}podcast/sm20100502.mp3{/audio} ... read more..

Totally Tim
Pastor Tim
6157

Facebook Like Button - Page Not Found Error

Facebook has rejigged itself again and is offering a whole bunch of new social media tools for webmasters to put on their sites. One of these tools is the "like" button. Think of it as a way for peo... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
3227

Popcorn Kittens

If you are looking for popcorn kittens like some people look for popcorn chicken this video will disappoint you (btw, you also need counseling). But if you are looking for a funny cat video of a corr... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
1119

How Did We Get Here?

Looking back and remembering how we were brought to Jesus reminds us of our role in bringing others to him. {audio}podcast/sm20100425.mp3{/audio} ... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
2897

To Rob or To Be Robbed: That is the Question

Religion Column - Rev. James L. Snyder - To rob or to be robbed, that is the question Many questions in life simply do not deserve the time it takes to answer them. And herein lies the greatest wisd... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2701

Angry Camels in a Car

I don't know what they are angry about, but then again I don't think camels ever really need a reason. Think back over the last couple of family reunions you have been at and you probably have a relat... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
1214

A Prayer For Westside (Bill Fietje)

AGC President, Bill Fietje, speaks at Westside's 20th Anniversary celebration. {audio}podcast/sm20100418.mp3{/audio} ... read more..