2010 - Monthly Archive - Results from #210

04 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3112

Ah, Mozart

A married couple trying to live up to a snobbish lifestyle went to a party. The conversation turned to Mozart. "Absolutely brilliant, magnificent, a genius!" The woman, wanting to join in the conversa... read more..

04 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3226

Golfer's Tale

A group of golfers were telling tall stories. At last came a veteran's turn. "Well," he said, "I once drove a ball, accidentally off course, through a cottage window. The ball knocked over an oil lamp... read more..

03 Oct

Sermons

Pastor Tim

1438

Freedom's Test

Freedom in Jesus is not the end. It's the beginning of a new life - a life that God tests. {audio}podcast/sm20101003.mp3{/audio}... read more..

02 Oct

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

3610

Restless in a Strange Pew

Everybody has places where they are the most comfortable. When a person (Yours Truly) is out of their comfortable place there is a certain, what should I say, discomfort. There are two places where I ... read more..

02 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3160

Train Candy Bar

Little Johnny and his friend Billy were on their very first train ride, with Billy's mother. A vendor came down the corridor selling a candy bar that neither had ever seen before. Billy's mom bought e... read more..

01 Oct

Funny Dog Pictures

Pastor Tim

12612

Auto Tuned Dog

Auto Tuning (according to wikipedia) is "a proprietary audio processor created by Antares Audio Technologies. Auto-Tune uses a phase vocoder to correct pitch in vocal and instrumental performances. I... read more..

01 Oct

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

9592

How To Pose

Jim always practiced what he read. ... read more..

01 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3186

Goober Crossing

If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one at:https://www.cybersalt.org/pastor-tim-s-cleanlaugh-site/what-is-a-goober The traffic light wasn't working on the corner of Broadway a... read more..

30 Sep

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

41221

Short Bus

You know you live in a small school district when . . . ... read more..

30 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3103

Sidewalk Meeting

Bumping into a woman on the sidewalk, the Tom Cruise look-alike apologized, "Pardon me!" "That's quite all right," the woman replied. "You look just like my fourth husband." "Wow!" he said. "How many ... read more..

29 Sep

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

3747

Crazy Owl

Here's a video of a crazy owl. The video is a bit long and it's in Japanese, but it's well worth waiting to see the different looks this bird can pull off when facing down other birds. ... read more..

29 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3451

Dance Rejection

A rather awkward freshman finally got up the nerve to ask a pretty junior for a dance at the homecoming. She gave him the once-over and said, "Sorry, I won't dance with a child." "Please forgive me," ... read more..

29 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3958

DIY Complications

The middle-aged man was shuffling along, bent over at the waist, as his wife helped him into the doctor's waiting room. A woman in the office viewed the scene in sympathy. "Arthritis with complication... read more..

29 Sep

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

10218

Low Point for High Point

It was a low point for High Point. ... read more..

27 Sep

Funny Cat Pictures

Pastor Tim

9814

Cat Bed

No good deed shall go unpunished. ... read more..

27 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3279

Driving Around

I tell you, men drivers are a hazard to traffic. Driving to work this morning on Highway 11 from Albert Street, I looked over to my left and there's this man in a Mustang doing 95 miles per hour with ... read more..

27 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3390

Lost Pigs

Howard County Police officers still write their reports by hand, and the data is entered later by a computer tech into their database. One theft report stated that a farmer had lost 2,025 pigs. Thin... read more..

26 Sep

Sermons

Pastor Tim

1427

Called to Peace

Christians who live without concern for peace are like firemen who set fires. {audio}podcast/sm20100926.mp3{/audio}... read more..

25 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3287

A Touch of Home

Although we were being married in New Hampshire, I wanted to add a touch of my home state, Kansas, to the wedding. My fiancee, explaining this to a friend, said that we were planning to have wheat ra... read more..

24 Sep

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

3727

Musical Duel

Don't just sitar - do something. Here's "Dueling Banjos" as you've never heard it courtesy of Bill Bailey and friends. ... read more..

24 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3402

Cough Remedy

The owner of a drug store walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against the wall. The owner asks the clerk "What's with that guy over there by the wall?" The clerk says, "Well, he came in here this m... read more..

23 Sep

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

3093

Video Stroboscopy of the Vocal Cords

Wow! After seeing this video stroboscopy of the vocal cords I am left speechless! ... read more..

23 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3499

Taa-Daa!

A magician calls a man up on stage, hands him a mallet, and instructs the guy to hit him hard on the head. The magician then puts his head down on a wooden block. The man shrugs his shoulders and poun... read more..

22 Sep

Games

Pastor Tim

51312

Pong Lightning

I don't know what this game is called so I went with Pong Lightning. It can take a while to get going so hang in there and eventually you will be rewarded. The game starts immediately so i... read more..

22 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2992

Intercom Repair

My friend's son worked at a fast-food restaurant when he was in high school. One night while he was manning the drive-thru, a customer told him that the Intercom wasn't working properly. My friend's ... read more..

21 Sep

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

3347

Steffi Graff Court Proposal

There is nothing a like a smooth comeback when someone interrupts your game - whatever your game may be! Steffi Graff demonstrates a textbook comeback in this video. ... read more..

21 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2837

Salesman Stop By

One day a salesman stopped by the Jammer Jones farm, knocked, and Jammer's wife Frannie came to the door. "Is your husband home, Ma'am?" he asked. "Sure is. He's over to the cow barn." "Well, I got so... read more..

21 Sep

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

3087

You Can Do A Lot With a Green Screen

Forget a widescreen, I'll take a green screen! OK, I'll take the widescreen too. That way I can really enjoy looking at all the things I do with a green screen. ... read more..

20 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3210

Dark Parachute Jumps

Nights in England are coal black, making parachute jumps difficult and dangerous. So we attach small lights called chemlites to our jumpsuits to make ourselves visible to the rest of our team. Late on... read more..

20 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

16035

Meatloaf

A recent bride called her mother one evening in tears. "Oh, Mom, I tried to make Grandma's meat loaf for dinner tonight, and it's just awful! I followed the recipe exactly, and I know I have the reci... read more..