2010 - Monthly Archive - Results from #240

20 Sep

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

3606

Intel Practical Joke Commercial

I first saw this Intel Processor commercial in-between two videos I was watching online. It's 100% funny - unless you are watching it on a computer running either a Pentium P5 800 nm 5V or Pentium P5... read more..

A Virtuous Life is a Gong Show Without Love

19 Sep

Sermons

Pastor Tim

1263

A Virtuous Life is a Gong Show Without Love

No matter how virtuous your Christian life is, it's a gong show without love. {audio}podcast/sm20100912.mp3{/audio}... read more..

19 Sep

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

3362

Let's Get Ready to Grumble

Normally (depending on which definition of normal you are using), I am not given to much grumbling. I do admit to every now and then exercising my right to complain a little, but it is not anything to... read more..

18 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5683

Nervous Preacher

A new preacher had just begun his sermon. He was a little nervous and about ten minutes into the talk his mind went blank. He remembered some advice they gave him in seminary school for when a situati... read more..

17 Sep

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

3550

Foxes on a Trampoline

If Sanford and Son had a trampoline this would probably have happened in their backyard. (Yeah, if you get that you are aging along with me!) ... read more..

17 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3238

Department Staff

The personnel office received an email requesting a listing of the department staff broken down by age and sex. The personnel office sent this reply: "Attached is a list of our staff. We currently ha... read more..

17 Sep

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

3004

Ants Circle

This is when we can all be glad that ants are really, really tiny. Can you imagine the heebie jeebies this video would give you if they were the size of cows? ... read more..

17 Sep

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

3450

Tripod Fish

Usually you have a camera on a tripod but in this case you have a camera on a tripod fish. there's some crazy stuff happening in the depths of the ocean. ... read more..

16 Sep

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

3794

Beach Bubbles

A day at the beach can be a wonderful experience. A lot of people bring beach balls but I have to say that after seeing this video bubbles are looking pretty good! ... read more..

16 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3602

Cover All Exits!

During a bank robbery the police chief told the sergeant to cover all exits so the robbers could not get away. Later the sergeant reports to the chief, "Sorry sir, but they got away." The chief, very ... read more..

16 Sep

Videos

Pastor Tim

5272

No Arms, No Legs, No Worries

Nick Vujicic has a unique plan designed to enhance the lives of employees, employers, students and educators alike. Through Nick's motivational talks people will discover that a positive approach po... read more..

15 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3430

Intelligence

If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one at:https://www.cybersalt.org/pastor-tim-s-cleanlaugh-site/what-is-a-goober Two goobers were digging a ditch on a very hot day. One sai... read more..

15 Sep

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

4420

Line Dancing Sumo Wrestlers

If you love line dancing, sumo wrestling (who doesn't) or the gleeful enjoyment of convergent exercise and sport (I have no idea what that means) you'll love this video of line dancing sumo wrestlers.... read more..

14 Sep

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

11671

Justin Bieber Biography

Shouldn't you have to have shaved at least oncebefore you qualify for a biography? (Maybe that's why it is unofficial.) read more..

14 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3210

A Deeper Problem

Little Johnny had been bringing his drawings home from kindergarten every day since he started a month ago. Each day his mother admired the pictures and hung them on the refrigerator. One thing starte... read more..

13 Sep

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

18456

Pork Belly

As seen at the future politicians day camp. ... read more..

13 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3226

Last Name Lineup

On my first day in basic training, we were lined up in a row, each of us in turn having to shout our last names. After the guy next to me had yelled, "Florence," it was my turn. I had no sooner called... read more..

13 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3334

Electrical Officer

My daughter is an electrical officer on a carrier. Recently I asked her what her duties were. She answered, "To fix electrical problems." When I asked what was considered an electrical problem on a ca... read more..

12 Sep

Sermons

Pastor Tim

1204

The Ways of the Old Life Kill the New

Even though the Christian life is not a life of don'ts, there are many bad behaviors we should run out of our lives because of the toxic effect they have on our relationship with God. {audio}podcast/... read more..

12 Sep

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

4526

Purring Squirrel

Some things go squirrelly for stuff they like - others simply purr. But here's a creature that is both squirrelly and purrs when it likes something. It's not a member of THE cat family but it is A m... read more..

11 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

6470

Efficiency

An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution. "You don't want to try these techniques at home." "Why not?" asked somebody from the audience."I watched my wife's routine at breakfa... read more..

Loco Pastor Burns His Hand in Loud Protest

11 Sep

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

3094

Loco Pastor Burns His Hand in Loud Protest

Every now and then, a thought enters my mind. Once inside my mind, it endures a lonely existence and rattles around long enough to morph into something quite different when it comes out than what went... read more..

10 Sep

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

9106

Drill Mixer

Norm did not realize it was the last time he would be allowed in the kitchen. ... read more..

10 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3382

Weddings and Funerals

Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.... read more..

09 Sep

Videos

Pastor Tim

3797

Reflections of Motherhood

Motherhood is a tough gig and like most things in life is seen clearer in hindsight. ... read more..

09 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3353

Need Help?

I saw a billboard yesterday that said: Need help? Call Jesus.1-800-555-HELP Out of curiosity I did. A Mexican showed up with a tow truck.... read more..

09 Sep

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

4132

Child Ballet Dancers

These two child ballet dancers seem almost small enough to fit inside a music-box that would play the type of music they are dancing to. They appeared on "Ukraine's Got Talent". ... read more..

09 Sep

Simply Susan

Susan Davis

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Matters of the Heart

Apart from the times I’m teaching piano, which I really enjoy and probably provides a distraction, these have been melancholic days for me this week. I’m not certain of the root cause but I can ident... read more..

08 Sep

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

11832

Headlight Repair

It's all good at Duracell Autobody. ... read more..

08 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4462

Fly Problem

My husband is a doctor, and he received an emergency call from a patient. She had a fly in her ear. He suggested an old home remedy. "Pour warm olive oil into your ear and lie down for a few minutes,"... read more..