2010 - Monthly Archive - Results from #270

07 Sep

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Beware of Wildlife

Watch for wildlife - next 3 miles. ... read more..

07 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3353

For two years I managed a group of musicians who proudly labeled themselves "the loudest rock 'n roll band in L.A." One night, during a particularly rowdy and raucous rehearsal, the group took a break... read more..

06 Sep

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

3710

Sky Pass

Having raced both cars and trucks at the local speedway (where I am known as the Pastor of Disaster) I know that sometimes you have to pass on the right and other times you have to pass on the left. ... read more..

06 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3561

Third Grade Assignment

My daughter's third-grade teacher had assigned the children to write a story titled "My Biggest Surprise." Not until the end of the school year did we see Marina's work. It read: "I got up this morni... read more..

06 Sep

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

2732

Has Anyone Seen My Castle Lately?

As of late, I have been fighting an insufferable barrage of intruders into that area commonly referred to as "My Castle." Normally I'm not a pessimist, but I have a feeling I am losing this battle. I... read more..

06 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3261

Chow

"Chow looks wonderful," I told the mess sergeant, a large, intimidating man. "I'd love seconds." "You'll get the same as everyone else," he growled as he chucked food on my tray. "Now move it!" After read more..

05 Sep

Sermons

Pastor Tim

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How to BE a Christian

Since the Christian life is a life of being, it's important to know how to BE a follower of Jesus. Listen Now ... read more..

04 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3397

Biblical Endorsements

What if Biblical characters could be recruited as product endorsers? For Match.com - Noah: "We can find a mate for anything. Why not you?" For Excedrin - Moses: "Take two tablets and call me in the m... read more..

03 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3688

Inclusive Poster

Anxious to include as many minorities, religions and disabilities as possible, the human resources department of the University of Alberta has put up a Braille poster outside its main office. The post... read more..

03 Sep

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

4301

Japanese Precision

I have to admit I have no idea what this ceremony is for, who these people are, and what this is all about. However, I'm not one to let a little bit of mystery stand in the way of enjoying some harmle... read more..

02 Sep

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

3462

Unicorns at the Dentist

Here is a dear girl recovering from the meds given to her before her wisdom teeth were removed. Don't feel too sorry for her - she at least gets to see unicorns. Not everyone who goes to the dentist... read more..

02 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3606

Special Delivery

It was 6 p.m., and I was about to leave the coin laundry where I was employed. My boss called me over and asked if I would mind dropping off someone's laundry on my way home. "It's for my cousin," she... read more..

01 Sep

Funny Dog Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Dog Cookbook

Why cats should not be allowed to work in bookstores. ... read more..

The Ukulele Orchestra of Great Britain - The Good, The Bad and The Ugly

31 Aug

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

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The Ukulele Orchestra of Great Britain - The Good, The Bad and The Ugly

Nothing puts you more in the mood for a good old spaghetti western than ukulele music. You don't believe me? Listen to the Ukulele Orchestra of Great Britain play "The Good, The Bad and The Ugly" an... read more..

31 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3765

Singing Practice

Joe's wife likes to sing. She decided to join the church choir. From time to time she would practice while she was in the kitchen preparing dinner. Whenever she would start in on a song, Joe would hea... read more..

30 Aug

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

17112

You Bet Your Life with Marcia Brody

Hey you kids - get out of that Jello tree! That's right Bill Cosby is up on deck for today's FunBlog entry. Enjoy this first video from his "You Bet Your Life" television game show as Bill goes toe to... read more..

30 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3180

Bedtime Attire

Frequent hand washing in my job as a medical technologist and the harsh weather combined give me very dry skin. One night as I prepared for bed, I rubbed my hands with petroleum jelly and covered them... read more..

29 Aug

Sermons

Pastor Tim

1356

A Life of Being

The Christian life is a life of being - not a life of don'ts. {audio}podcast/sm20100829.mp3{/audio} ... read more..

29 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3688

In the Dorm

In the dorm, one of the favorite intramural sports was water fights: dousing and bombarding one another with water from squirt guns, glasses, balloons, even wastebaskets. Since each room had a sink, t... read more..

28 Aug

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

2913

Can I get an "Amen" for that?

I must admit that I am not always right. Of course, I did not understand these dynamics until after entering the world of marital bliss. Although I may not always be right, I'm willing to "fess up" to... read more..

27 Aug

General News

Pastor Tim

4230

Continuous Chest Compression CPR

Like the description says, "Be a lifesaver; not a bystander. Learn Continuous Chest Compression CPR from Gordon A. Ewy, MD, and Karl Kern, MD, the physician researchers who developed this new approa... read more..

26 Aug

Simply Susan

Susan Davis

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Wedding Anniversaries and Gifts

Tim and I celebrated our 24th wedding anniversary this week! I never knew a couple could be so crazy in love with each other after so many years. I think this may be close to what God had in mind wh... read more..

26 Aug

Funny Cat Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Cat Drink

You can lead a cat to water but you can't make it drink. Apparently it's also impossible to teach them how to drink properly. But then again, we all know that when it comes down to training pets to do... read more..

26 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3241

Finch Flush

When my youngest son was three years old, one of his finches died. It was winter so we couldn't bury the bird, so I flushed it down the toilet. I didn't realize that he had seen me do this until I hea... read more..

25 Aug

Davis Family News

Pastor Tim

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24th Anniversary

Click to Enlarge Susan and I celebrated our 24th anniversary on Monday - and we celebrated in style at the best dining establishment in downtown Jordan River. No, not that Jor read more..

25 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3622

Math Symbols

While reviewing math symbols with my second-grade pupils, I drew a greater-than ( > ) and a less-than sign ( < ) on the chalkboard and asked, "Does anyone remember what these mean?" A few moment... read more..

25 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Restaurant Line

A well-put together, elderly gentleman left his Maserati Gran Turismo with the valet, entered the restaurant and asked to be seated at a table away from a lovely, well-dressed woman who appeared to be... read more..

24 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3069

Goober Skydiver

If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one at:https://www.cybersalt.org/pastor-tim-s-cleanlaugh-site/what-is-a-gooberA new goober skydiver and his instructor were high in the air... read more..

23 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3112

Untouched for 600 Years

A group of American tourists were being guided through an ancient castle in Europe. "This place," the guide told them, "is 600 years old. Not a stone in it has been touched, nothing altered, nothing ... read more..

21 Aug

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

2714

For Whom the School Bells Toll

On Monday last there was a confusing cacophony swirling all around me. Usually, I'm not one to give vent to the noises around me but this was a little different. I like to pick sides but this time I'm... read more..