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"A good scapegoat is nearly as welcome, as a solution to the problem." read more..

"God grades on the cross, not the curve." read more..

"Too many people want the front of the bus, the back of the church, and the center of attention." read more..

"The pessimist complains about the wind; the optimist expects it to change; the realist adjusts the sails." read more..

"Going to church doesn't make you any more a Christian than standing in the garage makes you a car." read more..

"People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim." -- Ann Landers read more..

"When a man you like switches from what he said a year ago, or 4 years ago, he is a broad-minded person who has courage enough to change his mind with changing conditions. When a man you don't like do read more..

"Confession without repentance is just bragging." - Rev. Eugene Bolton read more..

"Success is the ability to go from failure to failure without losing your enthusiasm." -- Sir Winston Spencer Churchill " read more..

"Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian." - Robert Orben read more..

"It's not so much how busy you are, but why you are busy. The bee is praised. The mosquito is swatted."- Mary O'Connor read more..

"Wisdom has two parts: 1) Having a lot to say. 2) Not saying it." read more..

"A family altar can alter a family." read more..

"Common sense is very uncommon." read more..

"A lot of kneeling will keep you in good standing." read more..

"Don't put a question mark where God put a period." read more..

"Give God what's right, not what's left!" read more..

"The easiest way to figure the cost of living is to take your income and add twenty percent." read more..

"God loves everyone, but probably prefers 'fruits of the spirit' over 'religious nuts.'" read more..

"Life is a tragedy for those who feel, and a comedy for those who think." - Jean de la Bruyre read more..

"You have to wonder about people who think God is dead and Elvis is alive." read more..

"We don't change the message; the message changes us." read more..

"God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage." read more..

"He who knows others is wise; He knows himself is enlightened." --Lao-Tzu read more..

"Normal" is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work, driving through traffic in a car that you are still paying for, in order to get to the job that you need so you can pay for the clothes, c read more..

"You are only young once but can stay immature indefinitely." - Ogden Nash read more..

"If God is your co-pilot, swap seats." read more..

"The secret of my success is that at an early age I discovered I was not God." read more..

"A sense of humor is the lubricant of life's machinery." read more..

"A lot of pessimists get that way from financing optimists." read more..