2010 - Monthly Archive - Results from #660

13 May

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1161

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"Never try to teach a pig to sing, it wastes your time and it annoys the pig." read more..

13 May

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1205

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"The reason you are stronger when you are younger is that you need to be. Mostly because you are more stupid." - Henry Miller read more..

13 May

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1076

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"I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance, waiting for the bathroom." - Bob Hope read more..

13 May

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1095

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"A lost ounce of gold may be found, a lost moment of time never." read more..

13 May

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1157

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"I will permit no man to narrow and degrade my soul by making me hate him." - Booker T. Washington read more..

13 May

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1160

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"Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born?" - Benny Hill read more..

13 May

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1103

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"Diplomacy is the art of letting someone else have your way." read more..

13 May

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1174

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"Immature love says: 'I love you because I need you.' Mature love says, 'I need you because I love you.'" - Erich Fromm read more..

13 May

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1047

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"The secret of creativity is knowing how to hide your sources." - Albert Einstein read more..

13 May

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1154

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"All the great things are simple, and many can be expressed in a single word: freedom; justice; honor; duty; mercy; hope." - Sir Winston Churchill read more..

13 May

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1141

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"Peace is not merely a distant goal that we seek, but a means by which we arrive at that goal." - Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. read more..

13 May

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1144

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"There will always be prayer in schools as long as there are exams." read more..

13 May

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1087

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"It is in the expectations of happiness that much of happiness itself is found. And it takes courage to expect happiness." - Earl Nightingale read more..

13 May

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1211

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"To a worm, digging in the hard ground is more relaxing than going fishing." read more..

13 May

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1112

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"Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else." read more..

13 May

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1132

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"The purpose of all war is ultimately peace." - Saint Augustine read more..

13 May

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1195

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"The difference between genius and stupidity is, genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein read more..

13 May

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1119

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"A turtle makes progress when it sticks its neck out." read more..

13 May

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1187

quote #0297

"I have a new philosophy. I am only going to dread one day at a time." - Charlie Brown read more..

13 May

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1106

"You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover's arms can only come later when you're sure they won't laugh if you trip." - Jonathan Carroll read more..

13 May

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1083

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"There are two kinds of people, those who do the work and those who take the credit. Try to be in the first group; there is less competition there." - Indira Gandhi read more..

13 May

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1092

quote #0301

"When you make a mistake, make amends immediately. It's easier to eat crow while it's still warm." read more..

13 May

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1092

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"The only people who listen to both sides of an argument are the neighbors." read more..

13 May

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1094

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"If he/she says that you are too good for him/her -- believe them." read more..

13 May

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1157

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"There is nothing in the world like a persuasive speech to fuddle the mental apparatus." read more..

13 May

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1078

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"Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday." -Don Knuth read more..

13 May

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1113

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"It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser." read more..

13 May

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1159

quote #0305

"Be really nice to your friends and family. You never know when you are going to need them to empty your bedpan." read more..

13 May

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1160

quote #0307

"In Paris they simply stared when I spoke to them in French; I never did succeed in making those idiots understand their language." - Mark Twain read more..

13 May

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1176

quote #0309

"It's only an error until you refuse to correct it, then it's a mistake." read more..