2010 - Monthly Archive - Results from #690

13 May

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1043

quote #0308

"If you woke up breathing, congratulations! You have another chance!" read more..

13 May

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Pastor Tim

1109

quote #0310

"A good laugh and a long sleep are the two best cures." - Irish Proverb read more..

13 May

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Pastor Tim

1058

quote #0312

"The trouble with wishful thinking is that it's usually 99% wishful and 1% thinking." read more..

13 May

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Pastor Tim

1291

quote #0311

"They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad to realize that I'm going to miss mine by just a few days." - Garrison Keillor read more..

13 May

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Pastor Tim

1122

quote #0314

"A boy's mind is a wonderful thing. It starts working the minute he gets up and never stops until he gets to school." read more..

13 May

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Pastor Tim

1164

quote #0313

"The scientific theory I Iike best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline Luggage." - Mark Russell read more..

13 May

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Pastor Tim

1167

quote #0316

"Sometimes the squeaky wheel gets oiled, sometimes it gets replaced." read more..

13 May

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Pastor Tim

1162

quote #0315

"Men want power in order to do something. Boys want power in order to be something." -- Eric Sevareid (1912-1992), US newscaster - CBS News read more..

13 May

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Pastor Tim

1107

quote #0317

"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity." read more..

13 May

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Pastor Tim

1097

quote #0319

"If your mind goes blank, don't forget to turn off the sound." read more..

13 May

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Pastor Tim

1121

quote #0318

"Don't approach a goat from the front, a horse from the back, or a fool from any side." read more..

13 May

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Pastor Tim

1127

quote #0321

"Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable we are forced to change it every six months." read more..

13 May

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Pastor Tim

1117

quote #0320

"If at first you don't succeed, try again, then quit. No use being stupid about it." read more..

13 May

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Pastor Tim

1155

quote #0322

"Anybody who doesn't cut his speed at the sight of a police car is probably parked." read more..

13 May

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Pastor Tim

1077

quote #0324

"I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a Great White or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot." - Kevin James read more..

13 May

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Pastor Tim

1111

quote #0323

"People think we make $3 million and $4 million a year. They don't realize that most of us only make $500,000." - Texas Ranger baseball player Pete Incaviglia read more..

13 May

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Pastor Tim

1035

quote #0326

"I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early." - Charles Lamb read more..

13 May

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Pastor Tim

1030

quote #0325

"I've been on a constant diet for the last two decades. I've lost a total of 789 pounds. By all accounts, I should be hanging from a charm bracelet." - Erma Bombeck read more..

13 May

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1176

quote #0328

"Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity." - Albert Einstein read more..

13 May

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Pastor Tim

1252

quote #0327

"What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money." - Henny Youngman read more..

13 May

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Pastor Tim

1103

quote #0329

"Every path has some puddles." read more..

13 May

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Pastor Tim

1176

quote #0331

"The lesser of two evils is still evil." read more..

13 May

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Pastor Tim

1053

"The older you get, you're just too tired to care about the same things. Rock concerts...I used to camp out for tickets. Now you could tell me Barbra Streisand is playing for free down the street, and read more..

13 May

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Pastor Tim

1076

quote #0333

"If you have an open mind some people are liable to try to use it as a garbage can." read more..

13 May

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Pastor Tim

1085

quote #0332

"It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit." - Harry S Truman read more..

13 May

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Pastor Tim

1039

quote #0334

"Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples." - George Burns read more..

13 May

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Pastor Tim

1081

quote #0336

"The telephone company is urging people to please not use the telephone unless it is absolutely necessary in order to keep the lines open for emergency personnel. We'll be right back after this break read more..

13 May

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Pastor Tim

1103

quote #0335

"Experience is a wonderful thing - it enables you to recognize a mistake every time you repeat it." read more..

13 May

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Pastor Tim

1056

quote #0338

"The main problem with old age is that you don't grow out of it." read more..

13 May

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Pastor Tim

1099

quote #0337

"I wanted a perfect ending. Now I've learned, the hard way, that some poems don't rhyme, and some stories don't have a clear beginning, middle, and end. Life is about not knowing, having to change, ta read more..