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"I have promises to keep and miles to go before I sleep." - Robert Frost read more..

"If I plagiarize, it's only because I like someone else's idea better than mine and I want credit for it." - Anna Sato-Williams. "If I plagiarize, it's only because I like someone else's idea better read more..

"Adam and Eve had an ideal marriage. He didn't have to hear about all the men she could have married, and she didn't have to hear about the way his mother cooked." read more..

"If you want to test your memory, try to remember what you were worrying about one year ago today." - E. Joseph Cossman read more..

"As income tax time approaches, did you ever notice that when you put the two words "The" and "IRS" together it spells 'THEIRS'?" read more..

"Whatever you do, when you stop by the auto-wrecking yard, don't park your small car in a spot marked 'Compact.'" (Lil Owens) read more..

"Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse." - Lily Tomlin read more..

"It is now possible to protest in front of the White House by hiring a stand in. I am not making this up. You email this company on what issue you are mad about and they provide you with a sign and yo read more..

"Quotation, n: The act of repeating erroneously the words of another." - Ambrose Bierce read more..

"I love criticism just so long as it's unqualified praise." - Noel Coward read more..

"If wrinkles must be written upon our brow, let them not be written upon the heart. The spirit should never grow old." -- James A. Garfield read more..

"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so." - Douglas Adams read more..

"Forgive your enemies-- but never forget their names." - John F. Kennedy read more..

"Until you've learned to drive, you've never really learned how to swear." - Robert Paul read more..

"Let the wife make the husband glad to come home, and let him make her sorry to see him leave." - Martin Luther read more..

"Every miracle begins with a problem." read more..

"Knowing the Bible is one thing. Knowing the Author is another!" read more..

"It was different when we were kids. In second grade, a teacher came in and gave us all a lecture about not smoking, and then they sent us over to arts and crafts to make ashtrays for Mother's Day." - read more..

"For every person with a spark of brilliance, there are about ten with ignition trouble." read more..

"A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore." -- Lawrence Peter Berra read more..

"Some people are making such thorough preparations for a rainy day that they completely miss today's sunshine." read more..

"There never was a woman like her. She was gentle as a dove and brave as a lioness... The memory of my mother and her teachings were, after all, the only capital I had to start life with, and on that read more..

"Some can trace their family back 300 years, but can't tell you where their children are tonight." - Lawrence Brotherton read more..

"The reason a dog makes so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue." read more..

"If you see a bandwagon, it's too late." - Sir James Goldsmith read more..

"A laugh is a smile with fireworks." read more..

"Heroes are people who rise to the occasion and slip quietly away." - Tom Brokaw read more..

"Fine: A tax for doing wrong. Tax: A fine for doing well." read more..

"If you want to make God laugh, tell him your future plans." - Woody Allen read more..

"Don't cry because it's over; smile because it happened." read more..