2010 - Monthly Archive - Results from #840

13 May

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quote #0458

"I don't even know what street Canada is on." - Al Capone read more..

13 May

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"You're too good for him." - Sign over mirror in Women's restroom, Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills, CA. "No wonder you always go home alone." - Sign over mirror in Men's restroom, Ed Debevic's, Beverly read more..

13 May

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quote #0461

"If you want a kitten, start out asking for a horse." read more..

13 May

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quote #0460

"The fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright Brothers. But they al read more..

13 May

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quote #0464

"The trouble with using experience as a guide is that the final exam often comes before the lesson." read more..

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quote #0463

"Trial by jury is the palladium of our liberties. I do not know what a palladium is, but I am sure it is a good thing!" - Mark Twain read more..

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quote #0466

"A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children." - Dave Barry read more..

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quote #0465

"[Arnold Schwarzenegger and I] both married above ourselves, we both have trouble with the English language, we both have big biceps -- well, two out of three aren't bad." - George W. Bush read more..

13 May

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quote #0469

"When they discover the center of the universe, a lot of people will be disappointed to discover they are not it." - Bernard Bailey read more..

13 May

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quote #0468

"I don't know what's wrong with my television set. I was getting C-Span and the Home Shopping Network on the same station. I actually bought a congressman." - Bruce Baum read more..

13 May

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quote #0467

"Maybe we should sell handguns by prescription only, and let people buy Prozac at trade shows." read more..

13 May

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quote #0471

"All you need for happiness is a good gun, a good horse, and a good wife." - Daniel Boone read more..

13 May

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quote #0470

"Hope is hearing the melody of the future. Faith is to dance to it now." - Richard Alves, Quoted in "When I Lay My Isaac Down" by Carol Kent read more..

13 May

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quote #0473

"A good listener is usually thinking about something else." - Kin Hubbard read more..

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quote #0472

"After you've heard two eyewitness accounts of an automobile accident, you begin to worry about history." read more..

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quote #0476

"Reflect upon your present blessings, of which everyone has plenty; not on your past misfortunes of which we all have some." - Charles Dickens read more..

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quote #0475

"I ran out of ice cream bars the other day, and I cried. Then I remembered Alexander the Great, and how he wept when there were no more worlds to conquer. How very much alike we are, I thought." - M read more..

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