2010 - Monthly Archive - Results from #90

27 Nov

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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King of the Camel

I'm the King of the camel! ... read more..

27 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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A little while after my mother was widowed, it became apparent that she was unable to open the garage door by herself. Being the macho man that I am, I've decided to install an automatic door for her... read more..

26 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Unwise Application Lines

Readers of the Washington Post were asked to compose a very unwise line for a college application: "When I told my friends I was applying to LeHigh, they were like, no way, and I was like, yes way. An... read more..

26 Nov

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Seniors Fencing

As seen at Sunset Lodge's anti-gang conflict resolution program. ... read more..

26 Nov

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

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Savannah Talks to 911

Savannah is a 5 year old girl talking to the 911 operator after her father is unable to speak for himself. All ends well and this little girl is hilariously cute in the process. ... read more..

25 Nov

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Penguin Sign

If you find one you win the centerpiece! ... read more..

25 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Skeleton in the Closet

If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one at:https://www.cybersalt.org/pastor-tim-s-cleanlaugh-site/what-is-a-goober A very large, old, building was being torn down in Chicago t... read more..

24 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3040

Pilgrim Church

Thanksgiving day was approaching, and the family received a Thanksgiving card with a painting of a pilgrim family on their way to church. Grandma showed the card to her small grandchildren, observing,... read more..

24 Nov

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Turkey Multiplication

1 turkey eaten - 4 turkeys created. read more..

23 Nov

Funny Cat Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Thanksgiving Warning

As usual, watch out for the cat. ... read more..

22 Nov

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Turkey Dusk

And then night fell . . . ... read more..

22 Nov

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Turkey Getaway

Turkey? I haven't seen a turkey. That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard. ... read more..

22 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Chewed Out Answer

A drill sergeant had just chewed out one of his cadets, and as he was walking away, he turned to the cadet and said, "I guess when I die you'll come and dance on my grave." The cadet replied, "Not me,... read more..

22 Nov

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Thanksgiving News

This just in: 12,000 sick with food poisoning! ... read more..

22 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Labor Costs

A man having lunch at a Chinese restaurant noticed that the table had been set with forks, not chopsticks. He asked why. The waiter said "Chopsticks are provided only on request." "But," the man cou... read more..

21 Nov

Sermons

Pastor Tim

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The Fellowship of Service

Don't wait until you feel you belong in a church before you serve in its ministries. Serve with others and the fellowship of service will help you feel like you belong. Listen Online: {... read more..

20 Nov

Videos

Pastor Tim

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The Story of Jonah

The story of Jonah told by Mary Margaret. ... read more..

How the Media Would Cover the Apocalypse

20 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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How the Media Would Cover the Apocalypse

How the Media Would Cover the Apocalypse USA Today:WE'RE DEAD The Wall Street Journal:DOW JONES PLUMMETS AS WORLD ENDS Microsoft Systems Journal:APPLE LOSES MARKET SHARE Sports Illustrated:GAME OVER W... read more..

20 Nov

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

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Morning News Implosion Fail

Viewers didn't get to see the bridge implosion but at least they got to see the news anchors implode! ... read more..

German Coast Guard - Lost in Translation

19 Nov

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

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German Coast Guard - Lost in Translation

This is one of my all time favorite and funny commercials. I was sharing it with someone today and later realized I've never featured it on the site. Enjoy! ... read more..

19 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Cherokee 180

One day, the pilot of a Cherokee 180 was told by the tower to hold short of the active runway while a DC-8 landed. The DC-8 landed, rolled out, turned around, and taxied back past the Cherokee. Some q... read more..

18 Nov

Hall of Flames

Pastor Tim

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This is False Religion

j.*****@hotmail.com sent me the following feedback as to why they unsubscribed from the Cybersalt Digest newsletter. jehovahs witness's have the truth, this is false religion I replied: Thanks for ... read more..

18 Nov

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Car Church Membership

The membership test to join Pastor Tim's church is getting ridiculous. ... read more..

18 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Police Rescue

I remember the day when a police car pulled up to Grandma's house and Grandpa got out. The officer explained that this elderly gentlemen said he was lost in the park. "Why, Bill," said Grandma, "You'v... read more..

17 Nov

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Orangutan Wheelbarrow

A wheelbarrow of orangutans is cheaper than a barrel of monkeys. ... read more..

17 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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When I'm An Old Lady

When I'm an old lady, I'll live with each kid,And bring so much happiness...just as they did.I want to pay back all the joy they've provided.Returning each deed! Oh, they'll be so excited!(When I'm an... read more..

17 Nov

Hall of Flames

Pastor Tim

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Kit Hates Christmas

In response to James Snyder's article "Behold, the Christmas Grinch Cometh" kit*****@gmail.com left the following comment through the artciel commenting system: "Isn't it a shame that Christmas came ... read more..

16 Nov

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

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Web Cam Laughter

I'm not sure which of these two videos is more fun, so I've included both. The first is a video of a woman enjoying the special effects feature on a web cam. The second video below shows what she lo... read more..

16 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Passing Time

My husband and I both look very young for our ages. In fact, we've hardly aged a day since we first laid eyes on each other in college -- at least, that's what we tell each other. But our children hav... read more..

15 Nov

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Newspaper Correction

This explains those cryptic phone calls. ... read more..