January 2011 - Monthly Archive

31 Jan

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

11729

Count to 1000

Why Moms sometimes count to 1000. ... read more..

31 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3495

Computer users are divided into three types: Novice, Intermediate, and Expert. Novice User - Someone who is afraid that simply pressing a key might break a computer. Intermediate User - Someone who do... read more..

31 Jan

Sermons

Pastor Tim

1767

Parenting Pep-Talk

When your teenagers are making decisions that disappoint you and grip your heart with fear, you need to listen to this parenting pep talk from the book of Proverbs. Listen Online: {audio}podc... read more..

31 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

10467

Yosemite Bears

A married couple was vacationing in Yosemite. The wife expressed her concern about camping because of bears and said she would feel more comfortable in a motel. The husband said that he'd like to camp... read more..

29 Jan

Funny Dog Pictures

Pastor Tim

10201

Dog Snow Shovelling

Man's best friend - not best helper. ... read more..

28 Jan

Videos

Pastor Tim

4688

Chris Medina - Man of Character

The man featured in this video is a wonderful example of character and faithfulness to men everywhere. ... read more..

28 Jan

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

5956

Mission Impossible Squirrel

This video just goes to prove that it's pretty much impossible to keep a squirrel from getting your nuts. ... read more..

28 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3337

Restaurant Rating

I was meeting a friend in a restaurant and as I went in, I noticed two pretty girls looking at me. "Nine," I heard one whisper as I passed. Feeling pleased with myself, I swaggered over to my buddy an... read more..

27 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3658

Ode to a Shedding Cat

I think that I shall never seeA cat that sheds as much as thee. Thy fur that sticks is all aroundOn chairs, on mats in little mounds. I sweep the floor,You shed some more. I wash the rugAnd you just s... read more..

27 Jan

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

8488

Turkey Goes Postal

With the increases in stamp charges and the decrease in postal service, I think we are going to see more and more of this. Fortunately for mailmen, there are no elephants in North America. ... read more..

26 Jan

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

3355

An American Idol I'm Not

Nobody needs to tell me I cannot sing, although I have many fine friends who forward this information to me on a regular basis. It is as though there was a friend-wide conspiracy trying to convince me... read more..

26 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3361

Corporate Change

When the company I worked for had an employee-suggestion competition, I told my staff to submit entries that would save money for the firm. The winner was a man in my department who suggested we post ... read more..

25 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3344

Shaving Comeback

I can't say I've ever gotten a shave from a barber, but I've seen others who have. I was in a shop once, and an obviously new barber nicked a customer several times while giving him a shave. The new ... read more..

24 Jan

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

8076

Flu Spread

And that's how the Flu spreads. ... read more..

24 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4230

Young Love

One night at the dinner table, the wife commented, "When we were first married, you took the small piece of steak and gave me the larger. Now you take the large one and leave me the smaller. You don't... read more..

24 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3606

Baggage Problem

The flight attendant watched a passenger try to stuff his hopelessly overloaded bags into the overhead bin. Finally she informed him that he would have to check the oversized luggage. "When I fly othe... read more..

23 Jan

Sermons

Pastor Tim

1483

Ask For Wisdom

If you want to know what to do, ask for wisdom and God will give it to you. If you are just collecting opinions so you can choose what you want to do, you should probably rethink your expectatio... read more..

22 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3457

Passing Notes

An elderly couple are attending a church service. About halfway through, she writes a note and hands it to her husband. It says, "I just let out a silent fart, what do you think I should do?" He scr... read more..

22 Jan

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

9058

Winter Irony

Winter Irony ... read more..

22 Jan

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

3655

Late Superbowl Picture

A late Super Bowl replay image. ... read more..

21 Jan

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

8132

Old School

Professor Jenkins is old school! ... read more..

21 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3919

Dress Code for Seniors

Despite what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together: ~ A nose ring and bifocals.~ Spiked hair and bald spots.~ A pierced tongue and dentures.~ Miniskirts and s... read more..

20 Jan

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

9850

Duct Tape Car Move

Because the store was out of Velcro. ... read more..

20 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3730

Driver's License Examiners

While discussing the plight of Driver's license examiners, a former motor-vehicle-bureau director told about a woman who was parallel parking. The examiner asked her, "Could you get a little closer?" ... read more..

19 Jan

Funny Cat Pictures

Pastor Tim

10718

Cat Bird Cage Fight

Who doesn't enjoy a good cage fight? ... read more..

19 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3451

New Number Request

Mom was getting swamped with calls from strangers. The reason? A medical billing service had launched an 800 number that was identical to hers.When she called to complain, she was told to get a new n... read more..

18 Jan

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

4125

Baby Red Pandas

Who knew there were other options for Pandas besides black and white. I can hardly wait until they come out with the orange ones! ... read more..

17 Jan

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

8969

Sunroof - Snowroof

Sunroof, Snowroof: Tomato,Tomato ... read more..

17 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3389

Maritime Museum

Some midshipmen were tasked at the maritime museum to do the "dirty work" of restoring a 60-year-old destroyer. One day the Navy sent a crew of 20 men, while the Marines sent a crew of three. The cura... read more..

17 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3694

Barbecue Forks

As the coals from our barbecue burned down, our hosts passed out marshmallows and long roasting forks. Just then, two fire trucks roared by, sirens blaring, lights flashing. They stopped at a house r... read more..