February 2011 - Monthly Archive

12 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3566

Dog Barking Payback

A wife and her husband are lying in bed listening to the next door neighbor's dog. It has been in the next door backyard barking for hours and hours. The husband jumps up out of bed and says, "I've ha... read more..

12 Feb

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

11129

Valentine's Back

Hopefully this is not your Valentine's back when Valentines is back. ... read more..

12 Feb

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

3624

What Do I Do if I Catch My Tail?

I was going over my to-do-list and much to my chagrin, found more unchecked items than checked. I must confess to a temporary inner urge to check off some items and pretend I did them. After all, who ... read more..

11 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3920

In the Fitting Room

My girlfriend took her five-year-old daughter shopping with her. The little girl watched her mother try on outfit after outfit, exclaiming every time, "Mommy, you look beautiful." A woman in the next ... read more..

10 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3141

Insurance Check and Double Take

Fire swept the plains and burned down the farmer’s barn. While he surveyed the wreckage, his wife called their insurance company and asked them to send a check for $75,000, the amount of insurance on ... read more..

10 Feb

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

12641

Forget Groundhog Day

Forget Groundhog Day - How about "The Day of the Groundhog!" // read more..

10 Feb

Funny Car Pictures

Pastor Tim

15837

Bad Day Convertible

Bad Day For a Convertible ... read more..

10 Feb

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

8717

Here Comes Trouble Baby

Thanks for the Warning. ... read more..

09 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3320

Address Change

My friend called his car insurance company to tell them to change his address from Texas to Vermont. The woman who took the call asked where Vermont was. As he tried to explain, she interrupted and sa... read more..

08 Feb

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

7711

Bull Fighter Training School

Bull Fighting Training School read more..

08 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3291

Bloopers in the Media

"Golden, Ripe, Boneless Bananas, 39 Cents A Pound."- Ad in the "Missoulian" by Orange Street Food Farm"Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious."- Alan Minter, Box read more..

07 Feb

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

8064

Ambulance Service Cutbacks

Cutbacks in the Ambulance Department have slowed response times. ... read more..

07 Feb

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

7910

Meet Our Son, Dustin

Meet Our Son, Dust'n. ... read more..

07 Feb

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

7658

Military Inspection Contact Lens

Gord! Not now. We'll find your contact lens after inspection. ... read more..

07 Feb

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

7172

Driver's Test Intersection of Death!

The Driver's Test Intersection of Death! ... read more..

07 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3223

Jeep Stuck

During training exercises, the green lieutenant was driving down a muddy back road. He encountered another car stuck in the mud with a red-faced colonel at the wheel. "Your jeep stuck, sir?" asked the... read more..

05 Feb

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

8524

Cubicle Friends

The company's new "Cubicle Friends" program was not the morale booster they hoped for. read more..

05 Feb

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

4388

Please, Don't Call Me "Sweetie"

The past several weeks I have been trying to keep my curmudgeon levels to a minimum. It has been a struggle but I am happy to report I have been making fantastic progress. That is until the other day.... read more..

05 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3187

Dangerous Criminal

One night, a lady stumbled into the police station with a black eye. She claimed she heard a noise in her back yard and went to investigate. The next thing she knew, she was hit in the eye and knocked... read more..

04 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3291

Pilot, Let's Go!

With his request approved, the CNN News cameraman quickly used his cell phone to call the local airport to charter a flight. He was told a twin-engine plane would be waiting for him at the airport.Arr... read more..

03 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3531

New Number

We telemarketers know we're universally loathed. Still, some people are quite pleasant on the phone. One day I called a number and asked to speak with Mr.Morgan. The woman who answered explained that ... read more..

02 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3587

Basic Training

For some recruits, there is nothing basic about basic training. It was clear that one soldier in particular was not getting the hang of it when on guard duty, he cried out, "Halt! Don't shoot, or I'l... read more..