April 2011 - Monthly Archive - Results from #30

15 Apr

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Simplified Canadian Tax Form

Here is the new simplified Canadian tax form. Click here for the American version.... read more..

14 Apr

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Computer Science Teacher

Principal Smith suddenly realized it was time to get a new computer sciences teacher. ... read more..

14 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Priceless Grandparent Stories - Part 3

11. Subject: Children's Logic: Give me a sentence about a public servant," said a teacher. The small boy wrote: "The fireman came down the ladder pregnant." The teacher took the lad aside to correct read more..

13 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Priceless Grandparent Stories - Part 2

6. A Sunday school class was studying the Ten Commandments. They were ready to discuss the last one. The teacher asked if anyone could tell her what it was. Susie raised her hand, stood tall, and ... read more..

13 Apr

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Four Mile Baptist

In order to settle an argument between the church naming committee and the community relations board the elders of the church decided it would be best to rename the church "Three Mile Baptist" and ... read more..

13 Apr

Shirley Choat

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Good Lenten Morning 4-13-11

(Jesus said) "... 'Truly, truly, I say to you, one of you will betray Me'" (John 13:21b). "One of you will betray Me." Judas must be totally shocked by Jesus' words. One by one the disciples ask a qu read more..

My Yearly Correspondence With Good Old Uncle Sam

12 Apr

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

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My Yearly Correspondence With Good Old Uncle Sam

April 15th is the time of the year when American citizens can communicate with their government. I cannot testify for anyone else, but I look forward to this marvelous opportunity, and I am careful read more..

12 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Priceless Grandparent Stories - Part 1

1. After putting her grandchildren to bed, a grandmother changed into old slacks and a droopy blouse and proceeded to wash her hair. As she heard the children getting more and more rambunctious, her read more..

12 Apr

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Computer Fan

Mom! Dad's been working on the computer again! ... read more..

12 Apr

Shirley Choat

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Good Lenten Morning 4-12-11

Jesus did not wash His disciples' feet just to get them to be nice to each other. His far greater goal was to extend His mission on earth after He was gone. These men were to move into the world servi... read more..

11 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Laboratory Cells

My mother works in a laboratory and is responsible for keeping tissue cultures alive. So that she won't forget, she writes "feed cells" on her calendar. One day she noticed that someone had scribbled ... read more..

11 Apr

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Computer Cables

Another completed job by Dreadlock Computer Networking Associates. read more..

11 Apr

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Fat Giraffe

It was clear that Michelin's experiment with rubber trees in the Serengeti was ill advised. ... read more..

11 Apr

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Mermetermaid

Shouldn't this ticket be written by a mermetermaid? ... read more..

11 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Loose Fitting Clothing

April teaches many aerobic classes. She told a lady who was looking to sign up for the class to just wear loose fitting clothing to the class."Honey," the lady replied, "if I had any loose fitting cl... read more..

11 Apr

Shirley Choat

Pastor Tim

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Good Lenten Morning 4-11-11

HEARING GOD'S VOICE (Jesus said) "And I, when I am lifted up from the earth, will draw all people to Myself" (John 12:32). The crowds are confused. Jesus has told them He will be "lifted up," and th... read more..

10 Apr

Sermons

Pastor Tim

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Get Off Your A** and Serve

If you've been following Jesus for years but have still not taken responsibility to be the servant God has called you to be, stop sitting around in your wonderfulness. Listen Online: {audio}p... read more..

09 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Watch Your Hat and Overcoat

The crowded cafeteria sported a large sign reading: "Watch Your Hat and Overcoat."Meyer did. He kept turning every minute, almost choking over his food. His pal, Moshe, kept on eating, without thought... read more..

09 Apr

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

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Touch Wood

The song being played in this video is "Jesu, Joy of Man's Desiring." Really, touch wood! ... read more..

08 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Coffee Choices

In our home we tend to get the children to help out. One day our youngest son came in to the living room and asked, "Does anyone want a cup of coffee?""Yes please!" we said.He replied, "What kind of ... read more..

08 Apr

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Stress Test

Below is a picture of two dolphins. Take a second, take a deep breath... If you can see both dolphins, your stress level is within the acceptable range. If you see anything other than two dolphins, y... read more..

08 Apr

Simply Susan

Susan Davis

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Healthy Again!

Wow, these last few weeks have been doozies! It seems like Tim has been sick more often than not since New Years, and as much as I try to keep my distance and my health, twice now I’ve gotten at leas... read more..

07 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Solid to Gas

Some time ago, I was taking a ground school class for private pilots. During the sessions on weather, the instructor wanted to discuss the concept of sublimation - the act of going from a gas to a sol... read more..

07 Apr

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Improved Voting Device

Some states are getting desperate to make voting easier. ... read more..

06 Apr

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Scooter Helmet

The helmet is right - it's the scooter that's backwards. read more..

Signs You Are an Elementary School Teacher

06 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Signs You Are an Elementary School Teacher

You are probably an elementary school teacher if:~ You ask guests if they have remembered their scarves and mittens as they leave your home.~ You move your dinner partner's glass away from the edge of... read more..

05 Apr

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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If Men Did Housework

If men did housework. ... read more..

05 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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The Law of Parenthood

There is the Law of Gravity - and then, there is the Law of Parenthood- A child's behavior will improve in proportion to the distance she is away from the parent.- Two is equal to two, except when ref... read more..

04 Apr

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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First Cup of Coffee

After just one cup, Alyssa knew coffee would change her life forever. ... read more..

04 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Makeup Routine

Every morning, a little girl would go in the bathroom to watch Mommy as she was putting on her makeup to go to work.But this certain morning when Mom turned to leave the bathroom, the little girl loud... read more..