June 2011 - Monthly Archive

30 Jun

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

3669

Advertising Gone Bad

Advertising Has Gone Too Far! Well, yes lots of the time it has. The image originally on this page is no longer here because it turned out to be copyrighted. I could have just deleted this page but... read more..

29 Jun

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

14175

Car Promise

Dad, I promise I won't scratch the car again! ... read more..

29 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3162

Great Exercise Program

Here's the exercise program I'm using to stay in shape this year. You might want to take it easy at first, then do it faster as you become more proficient. It may be too strenuous for some.AS ALWAYS, ... read more..

28 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3705

Marriage Marathon

With a couple celebrating their 50th anniversary at the church's marriage marathon, the minister asked Brother Ralph to take a few minutes and share some insight into how he managed to live with the s... read more..

27 Jun

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

10141

Hidden Entrance

After you are in, please follow the signs to the secret exit. read more..

27 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3089

Card Reader Instructions

Hard to believe, but many of our customers at the bank still don't know how to swipe their card through the ATM card reader. Because of this, my fellow tellers and I often find ourselves having to exp... read more..

26 Jun

Sermons

Pastor Tim

969

Make Times of Peace Times of Purpose

King Asa is an example of how we should make times of peace times of purpose. Listen Online:{audio}podcast/sm20110626.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20110626.mp3{/audio} ... read more..

25 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3109

Not For Lunch

My husband retired, and for the first time in over 40 years I had to think about preparing midday meals.Tired of it after several months, I said, "I married you for better or worse, but not for lunch.... read more..

25 Jun

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

11131

Tow Truck Dunk

Gilligan, you've done it again! read more..

25 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3335

Grandmothers

The following have been taken from papers written by a class of 8-year-olds.A grandmother is a lady who has no little children of her own. She likes other people's.A grandfather is a man grandmo... read more..

24 Jun

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

13317

Computer Tent

Even on vacation, Louis likes to check his e-mail! ... read more..

23 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3436

Swallowed a Coin

The kid had swallowed a coin and it got stuck in his throat, and his mother ran out in the street yelling for help. A man passing by took the boy by his shoulders and hit him with a few strong strokes... read more..

23 Jun

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

16003

Sign Hell

It finally happened - and not too soon for some sports teams! read more..

23 Jun

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

18395

Monkey Principal

Principal Kelly never understood why students giggled when he reprimanded them for monkey business in the halls. read more..

23 Jun

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

15527

Early Laptop

Early Laptop ... read more..

23 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3447

Broken Scale

If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one at:https://www.cybersalt.org/cleanlaugh/whatsagooberA goober holding a baby walks into a drug store and asks the clerk if she can use t... read more..

21 Jun

Cartoons

Pastor Tim

6370

Uz and Buz Magnets

Uz and Buz Magnets ... read more..

21 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3156

Sign Return

I was on board the USS Kitty Hawk when we docked in the Sri Lankan capital, Colombo.One morning, as the local fishing fleet passed by on its way out to sea, a boat came too close to our ship. A Marine... read more..

20 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3299

Ten Laws of Life

1. When ones hands are covered in oil, grease, or glue, your nose will start to itch. (Law of Itchiban)2. Your insurance will cover everything but what has happened. (Incuranctions So Sorry Law)3. Whe read more..

20 Jun

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

8101

Microsoft Electric Piano

Microsoft's New Electric Piano read more..

20 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3358

Surgery Headache

A man who had just undergone a very complicated operation kept complaining about a bump on his head and a terrible headache. Since his operation had been an intestinal one, there was no earthly reason... read more..

19 Jun

Sermons

Pastor Tim

1196

Fight for God's Reward

If you want to receive reward from God, you need to fight for it. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20110619.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20110619.mp3"> ... read more..

19 Jun

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

15155

Scamp Trailer Boat

Usually the trailer goes under the boat. read more..

18 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

10520

You Might be a Pastor If...

~ You've waded in a creek wearing a necktie.~ You've ever dreamed you were preaching only to waken and discover that you were.~ You'd rather negotiate with terrorists than the church organist.~ You se... read more..

17 Jun

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

10581

My Kind of Exercise

This is my kind of exercise program. read more..

17 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3512

School Excuse

At the school where my mother worked, the two first-grade teachers were Miss Paine and Mrs. Hacking. One morning the mother of a student called in the middle of a flu epidemic to excuse her daughter... read more..

16 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3826

Goodwill Offering

During the last Sunday service that the visiting pastor was to spend at the church he served for some months, his hat was passed around for a goodwill offering.When it returned to the pastor, it was e... read more..

16 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3108

Goodwill Offering

During the last Sunday service that the visiting pastor was to spend at the church he served for some months, his hat was passed around for a goodwill offering.When it returned to the pastor, it was e... read more..

15 Jun

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

7346

Jeep Flat

PRIVATE! I said fix the flat on the jeep! ... read more..

15 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4296

Drought Conditions

Two brothers, both farmers, were talking on the phone.One asked the other how bad the drought was in his area.The other replied, “Well it's got so bad they've closed two lanes at the local swimming po... read more..