June 2011 - Monthly Archive - Results from #30

14 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2989

4 Year Old Rider

Mother asks little Johnny, as they wait for the bus, to tell the driver he is 4 years old when asked because he will ride for free.As they get into the bus the driver asks Johnny how old he is. "I am ... read more..

13 Jun

Uncategorised

Pastor Tim

4600

Cybersalt's Mission

The mission of Cybersalt is to be Cyber-Salt in the Cyber-World, just as Jesus explained that God's children are to be the salt of the earth.... read more..

13 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3488

Picking a Winner

The bookie slowly counted out the money into the old lady's wrinkled hands."Lady," he said, "I just don't understand. However did you manage to pick the winner?"The old lady patted her white locks in ... read more..

12 Jun

Sermons

Pastor Tim

1035

Follow for More Than Five

When you return to the Lord, try to follow for more than 5. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20110612.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20110612.mp3"> ... read more..

11 Jun

Funny Elephant Pictures

Pastor Tim

12175

Elephant Camoflage

Even with camoflage, camera shy Jumbo couldn't hide from zoo patrons. ... read more..

11 Jun

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

3384

The Taxing of My Fragile Sanity

I'm fine now, but such was not the case this past week. Normally, I am not given to procrastination, except when it comes to giving my money away. I am not Mr. Scrooge but I am Mr. Frugal. I always read more..

11 Jun

Videos

Pastor Tim

4472

Pastor Frank Humphrey's ALS Testimony

Dr. Frank Humphrey, Senior Pastor of Peoples Church of Montreal, talks about how living with ALS has impacted his faith in Jesus Christ. ... read more..

11 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3283

Knowing About Radios

One month into Marine Corps training in San Diego, Calif., we were preparing for a ten-mile march in 100-degree weather when a jeep drove up with a large radio in the back."Who knows anything about ra... read more..

11 Jun

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

7580

Any Key Key

Oh, there it is. read more..

11 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3525

Fish Fight Story

Doug was describing a 30-pound bass he'd caught recently, after fighting it for three hours.Bill interrupted the story saying, "I saw the picture you took of that fish. You're lucky if it even weighed... read more..

10 Jun

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

7460

Baptism Lifeguard Tower

Mayfield church conforms to new government regulations - lifeguard tower must be added to all public pools. ... read more..

09 Jun

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

7871

Alternative Learning Methods

The alternative learning methods used at Kim's school were very controversial. ... read more..

I can't come in to work today because . . . .

09 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3920

I can't come in to work today because . . . .

- "My son dropped the car keys in the toilet and I sent him in after them. Now I'm waiting for the plumber."- "I have to buy some new skis. I left my old ones in a tree."- "My computer is down. I'm tr read more..

08 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3429

Home Early

Little Dewey burst through the front door with a smile on his face. Surprised, his mother asked, "Why are you home from school so early?"Dewey said, "They let me go early because I was the only one wh... read more..

07 Jun

Videos

Pastor Tim

10311

Korea's Got Talent has Sung-bong Choi

Britain's Got Talent had Susan Boyle. Korea's Got Talent has Sung-bong Choi. ... read more..

07 Jun

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

12858

Zoo Overtime

Overtime shifts at the zoo were getting out of control. ... read more..

07 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3783

You Might Be an Engineer If...

* You know vector calculus but you can't remember how to do long division.* You chuckle whenever anyone says "centrifugal force."* You've actually used every single function on your graphing calculato read more..

06 Jun

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

9339

No Dancing Please

But please, no dancing on the graves! ... read more..

06 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3373

Parking Space Sign Language

After driving up and down several lanes, I finally found a parking spot at the shopping mall. I noticed another man driving very slowly in the same direction, and, since he was closer, I gave him the ... read more..

06 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3191

New Brain Study

A South American scientist from Argentina, after a lengthy study, has discovered that anyone with insufficient brain activity reads e-mail with one's hand on the mouse.Don't bother taking it off now; ... read more..

05 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5933

The Rules of Bureaucracy

1. Preserve thyself.2. It is easier to fix the blame than to fix the problem.3. A penny saved is an oversight.4. Information deteriorates upward.5. The first 90% of the task takes 90% of the time; the read more..

04 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

9395

You Know You're a Northerner When

You know you're a northerner when...~ you know the 4 seasons - winter, still winter, not winter and almost winter~ you have more miles on your snow blower than your car~ driving in winter is better, b... read more..

03 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3226

Future Price of Roses

The young man ahead of my father at the flower shop was taking an unusually long time to place his order.When the clerk asked how she could help, he explained that his girlfriend was turning 19 and he... read more..

02 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3027

Forced Landing

A flight instructor was sent out to help a student who had radioed that he was about to make a forced landing a few miles from the base. The instructor spotted the plane standing in a field small enou... read more..

01 Jun

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

4206

Team Hot Wheels World Record Jump

If you've ever played with Hotwheels cars when you were a kid (or maybe even down the hall of your college dorm) you totally get this video! ... read more..

01 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3831

Freedom Peppers

A man walks up to a cashier in a grocery store. He says, "Hey, how much for these jalapeño peppers?" He pronounces it "jo-la-pen-o," not "ho-lo-peen-yo."The cashier says, "Sir, that's not what those p... read more..