July 2011 - Monthly Archive - Results from #1020

29 Jul

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1329

One-liner #0361

"What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money."~Henny Youngman read more..

29 Jul

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1418

One-liner #0362

"What's the use of having ignorance if you can't show it?"- Lou Costello read more..

29 Jul

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1396

One-liner #0363

"When cryptography is outlawed, bayl bhgynjf jvyy unir cevinpl." read more..

29 Jul

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1389

"When I found the skull in the woods, the first thing I did was call the police. But then I got curious about it. I picked it up, and started wondering who this person was, and why he had deer horns." read more..

29 Jul

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1327

One-liner #0365

"When I lost my rifle, the Army charged me 85 dollars. That is why in the Navy the Captain goes down with the ship."- Dick Gregory read more..

29 Jul

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1287

One-liner #0366

"When I think of all the people I respect the most, you're right there - serving them drinks." read more..

29 Jul

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1351

One-liner #0367

"When I went to college, my parents threw a going away party for me - according to the letter."- Emo Philips read more..

29 Jul

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1346

One-liner #0368

"When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty." read more..

29 Jul

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1411

One-liner #0369

"When the space shuttle finally lands, everybody wear ape suits.... pass it on!" read more..

29 Jul

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1342

One-liner #0370

"When will all the rhetorical questions end?" read more..

29 Jul

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1435

One-liner #0371

"When you stop believing in Santa Claus is when you start getting clothes for Christmas." read more..

29 Jul

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1382

One-liner #0372

"When you're over 50 you can still do all the things you did when you were 17 if you don't mind making an idiot of yourself." read more..

29 Jul

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1439

One-liner #0373

"Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says "If an emergency, notify:" I put "DOCTOR" - what's my mother going to do." read more..

29 Jul

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1456

One-liner #0374

"Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not the color, but to accept God's final word on where your lips end."- Jerry Seinfeld read more..