Monthly Archive

"Maturity has more to do with what types of experiences you've had and what you've learned from them and less to do with how many birthdays you've celebrated." read more..

"Maybe we have to pray."~ Sebastian Pflugbeil, president of the private German-based Society for Radiation Protection read more..

"Money is a lousy way of keeping score." read more..

"More important than learning how to recall things is finding ways to forget things that are cluttering the mind."~James Waddell Alexander, II read more..

"Motivation is the art of getting people to do what you want them to do because they want to do it."- Dwight D. Eisenhower read more..

"My grandfather always said, 'Don't watch your money; watch your health.' So one day while I was watching my health, someone stole my money. It was my grandfather."~Jackie Mason read more..

"My main problem with reading books is getting past the idea that the author knows more about the subject than I do."- James L. Smith (Grandpa) read more..

"Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark, professionals built the Titanic." read more..

"Never have children, only grandchildren."- Gore Vidal read more..

"No matter how bad it gets, I'm rich at the dollar store." read more..

"No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens."- Abraham Lincoln read more..

"No one is poor who had a godly mother"~ Abraham Lincoln read more..

"Nobody believes the official spokesperson, but everybody trusts an unidentified source."~ Ron Nesen read more..

"Nobody believes the official spokesperson, but everybody trusts an unidentified source."- Ron Nesen read more..

"Once the axe has been laid to the root of the unproductive tree, it is useless for the branches to start pushing out their withering buds. Faking to turn to God when judgment is at hand is like tryi read more..

"Painting is poetry which is seen and not heard, and poetry is a painting which is heard and not seen."- Leonardo Da Vinci read more..

"Pay attention to your enemies, for they are the first to discover your mistakes."~ Antisthenes read more..

"Pay attention, boy. I'm cutting but you ain't bleeding."- Foghorn Leghorn read more..

"People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought, which they avoid."~Soren Kierkegaard read more..

"People will accept your ideas much more readily if you tell them Benjamin Franklin said it first."-David H. Comins read more..

"Regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at first, the passion fades and there had better be something else to take its place." read more..

"Scissors are overpowered. Rock is fine."- Paper read more..

"Some can trace their family back 300 years, but can't tell you where their children are tonight."~ Lawrence Brotherton read more..

"Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them."~Joseph Heller read more..

"Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them." read more..

"Some people are like blisters. They don't show up until the work is done." read more..

"Some people are like blisters. They don't show up until the work is done." read more..

"Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand." read more..

"The best defense against logic is ignorance" read more..

"The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter." -- Mark Twain read more..