July 2011 - Monthly Archive - Results from #1770

26 Jul

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Body Building Squirrel

Officials suspect that steroids have become widely used in the world of squirrel weightlifting. read more..

26 Jul

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Caterpillar Ladder

Introducing the new Caterpillar extension ladder. read more..

26 Jul

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Triangle Toblerone Train

Toblerone has diversified beyond just making chocolate bars. read more..

26 Jul

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Vacation Rest

John was glad to get back to work so he could rest after his vacation. read more..

26 Jul

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Missed Electric Class

Kenny only missed one class at electrician's school. read more..

25 Jul

Cartoons

Pastor Tim

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The ACLU in Heaven

There's Plenty More "The Back Pew" cartoons at thebackpew.com read more..

25 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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To impress his date, the young man took her to a very chick Italian restaurant. After sipping some fine wine, he picked up the menu and ordered. "We'll have the Giuseppe Spomdalucci," he said. "Sorr... read more..

25 Jul

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Baby Shower

Baby Shower read more..

25 Jul

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

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Amazing 11 Year Old Athlete

This kid is truly amazing. My favorite line from the whole video is, "The kid is a freak of nature." ... read more..

24 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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You Look Tired

A coworker told me that I looked tired. "I am," I said. "I just finished 50 push-ups." "Oh really? When did you start doing push-ups?" "Well, I did the first one in 1986."... read more..

24 Jul

Sermons

Marcia Lee Laycock

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We Seek, God Establishes

When we seek God, He establishes His Plan in our lives. Listen Online:{audio}podcast/sm20110724.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20110724.mp3{/audio} ... read more..

23 Jul

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Sign One Way

The cemetery's handyman was a very pessimistic sort of fellow. ... read more..

23 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Hawaii Pronunciation

Morris and his wife Sherry were planning a vacation. They ended up in an argument. "It's pronounced 'Hawaii', I'm telling you!" Sherry said. "I never KNEW someone so stubborn! 'Havaii' is how... read more..

22 Jul

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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NASCAR Amish Controversy

It wasn't so much the competing that stirred controversy within the Amish community - it was that the paint scheme was blue instead of flat black. ... read more..

22 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Teapot Computer

The secretary in our mental-health clinic chose a new screensaver -- a picture of a dancing teapot playing the children's song "I'm a Little Teapot." Seeing this, our child psychiatrist posted a mess... read more..

21 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3052

Narrow Escape Responses

There was an engineer, manager, and a programmer driving down a steep mountain road. The brakes failed and the car careened down the road out of control. Half way down the driver managed to stop the c... read more..

20 Jul

News

Susan Davis

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The Story of "Chicken Thursday"

“Chicken Thursday” has been driving some Cybersalt Digest subscribers around the bend wondering what it refers to. As promised, here is the explanation of what “Chicken Thursday” means. This story be... read more..

20 Jul

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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No Ice Cream

No ice cream for you - one year! ... read more..

20 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Soccer Quotes

"My parents have been there for me. Ever since I was about seven.'DAVID BECKHAM "I would not be bothered if we lost every game, as long as we won the league.'MARK VIDUKA "We lost because we didn't w read more..

19 Jul

God's Penman

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Farewell to the Fifties

Whoever said, "All good things must come to an end," knew whereof he spoke. Why is it that something really good goes by so quickly and something really bad hangs around forever, or so it seems. Let ... read more..

19 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Did You See That?

Tom and Darryl were out hunting deer. Tom asked, "Did you see that?" "No," Darryl replies. "Well, a bald eagle just flew overhead." "Oh," responded Darryl. A couple of minutes later, Tom said, "Di... read more..

19 Jul

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Blizzard Trap

With local highways and roads closed by the blizzard, Sheriff Jake had to get creative in setting up speed traps. ... read more..

19 Jul

Cartoons

Pastor Tim

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The First Shall Be Last

There's Plenty More "The Back Pew" cartoons at http://www.thebackpew.com read more..

18 Jul

Uncategorised

Pastor Tim

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Simply Susan Chronologically

If you are new to the Simply Susan blog and wish to read it in Chronological order, here are the links to help you do so. ... read more..

18 Jul

Pastor Tim's CleanLaugh Site

Pastor Tim

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What Is A Goober?

Often, after reading a joke on my site or in one of my humor lists, people e-mail me and ask, "Pastor Tim, what's a Goober?" To satisfy many people's curiosity, I've got a picture of one here. Ye... read more..

18 Jul

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

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Puppy Food

Don't worry, the health department is investigating! ... read more..

18 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Army Fib

While my six-year-old daughter of the space age and I were reviewing some old photographs, we came across a picture of me when I was a captain in the Army Reserves. "Daddy, were you in a war?" "Yes,... read more..

18 Jul

Simply Susan

Susan Davis

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He Gives and Takes Away

They say that one of the main things about writing is to simply be disciplined about doing it. Clearly I'm not a writer at heart; although I have been challenged with the concept of discipline l... read more..

17 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Small Town Check

I had just moved from an apartment to a house in the same small town. One day at the grocery store, I used the last of my personalized checks bearing my old address. The cashier examined the document ... read more..

17 Jul

Sermons

Marcia Lee Laycock

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The Sin You Don't Confess

The latter years of King Asa's life teach us that the sin we don't confess we compound. Listen Online:{audio}podcast/sm20110717.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20110717.mp3{/audio... read more..