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To impress his date, the young man took her to a very chick Italian restaurant. After sipping some fine wine, he picked up the menu and ordered. "We'll have the Giuseppe Spomdalucci," he said. "Sorr... read more..

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This kid is truly amazing. My favorite line from the whole video is, "The kid is a freak of nature." ... read more..

A coworker told me that I looked tired. "I am," I said. "I just finished 50 push-ups." "Oh really? When did you start doing push-ups?" "Well, I did the first one in 1986."... read more..

When we seek God, He establishes His Plan in our lives. Listen Online:{audio}podcast/sm20110724.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20110724.mp3{/audio} ... read more..

The cemetery's handyman was a very pessimistic sort of fellow. ... read more..

Morris and his wife Sherry were planning a vacation. They ended up in an argument.   "It's pronounced 'Hawaii', I'm telling you!" Sherry said. "I never KNEW someone so stubborn! 'Havaii' is how... read more..

It wasn't so much the competing that stirred controversy within the Amish community - it was that the paint scheme was blue instead of flat black. ... read more..

The secretary in our mental-health clinic chose a new screensaver -- a picture of a dancing teapot playing the children's song "I'm a Little Teapot." Seeing this, our child psychiatrist posted a mess... read more..

There was an engineer, manager, and a programmer driving down a steep mountain road. The brakes failed and the car careened down the road out of control. Half way down the driver managed to stop the c... read more..

“Chicken Thursday” has been driving some Cybersalt Digest subscribers around the bend wondering what it refers to. As promised, here is the explanation of what “Chicken Thursday” means. This story be... read more..

No ice cream for you - one year! ... read more..

"My parents have been there for me. Ever since I was about seven.'DAVID BECKHAM "I would not be bothered if we lost every game, as long as we won the league.'MARK VIDUKA "We lost because we didn't w read more..

Whoever said, "All good things must come to an end," knew whereof he spoke. Why is it that something really good goes by so quickly and something really bad hangs around forever, or so it seems. Let ... read more..

Tom and Darryl were out hunting deer. Tom asked, "Did you see that?" "No," Darryl replies. "Well, a bald eagle just flew overhead." "Oh," responded Darryl. A couple of minutes later, Tom said, "Di... read more..

With local highways and roads closed by the blizzard, Sheriff Jake had to get creative in setting up speed traps. ... read more..

There's Plenty More "The Back Pew" cartoons at http://www.thebackpew.com read more..

If you are new to the Simply Susan blog and wish to read it in Chronological order, here are the links to help you do so.   ... read more..

Often, after reading a joke on my site or in one of my humor lists, people e-mail me and ask, "Pastor Tim, what's a Goober?" To satisfy many people's curiosity, I've got a picture of one here. Ye... read more..

Don't worry, the health department is investigating! ... read more..

While my six-year-old daughter of the space age and I were reviewing some old photographs, we came across a picture of me when I was a captain in the Army Reserves. "Daddy, were you in a war?" "Yes,... read more..

They say that one of the main things about writing is to simply be disciplined about doing it.  Clearly I'm not a writer at heart; although I have been challenged with the concept of discipline l... read more..

I had just moved from an apartment to a house in the same small town. One day at the grocery store, I used the last of my personalized checks bearing my old address. The cashier examined the document ... read more..

The latter years of King Asa's life teach us that the sin we don't confess we compound. Listen Online:{audio}podcast/sm20110717.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20110717.mp3{/audio... read more..

Here are some pretty hip (some of them replaced I am sure) seniors doing a great lip-dub of Michael Buble's song "Feeling Good." ... read more..

 English is such a tough language to master. There are more exceptions to the rules than rules. It's no wonder there are so many blunders. We hope this creative copy from travel and dining brochu read more..

At 82 years old, my husband applied for his first passport. He was told he'd need a birth certificate, but his birth had never been officially registered.  When he explained his dilemma to the p... read more..

Though grateful, the orphanage was unsure of just what to do with the generous donation from Home Depot. read more..

New Englanders are known for their dry wit and logic.Once in Martha's Vineyard a hotel clerk asked me if I wanted a room with a shower or a tub. I asked what the difference was.He replied, "Well sir, ... read more..

If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one at: https://www.cybersalt.org/cleanlaugh/whatsagoober Two goobers meet on a dusty country road. One of them is carrying a big bag labe... read more..