July 2011 - Monthly Archive - Results from #1800

16 Jul

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

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Clark Retirement Community LipDub

Here are some pretty hip (some of them replaced I am sure) seniors doing a great lip-dub of Michael Buble's song "Feeling Good." ... read more..

16 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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English Errors

English is such a tough language to master. There are more exceptions to the rules than rules. It's no wonder there are so many blunders. We hope this creative copy from travel and dining brochu read more..

15 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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First Passport

At 82 years old, my husband applied for his first passport. He was told he'd need a birth certificate, but his birth had never been officially registered. When he explained his dilemma to the p... read more..

14 Jul

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Baby Pots

Though grateful, the orphanage was unsure of just what to do with the generous donation from Home Depot. read more..

14 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Shower or Tub

New Englanders are known for their dry wit and logic.Once in Martha's Vineyard a hotel clerk asked me if I wanted a room with a shower or a tub. I asked what the difference was.He replied, "Well sir, ... read more..

13 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Bag of Chickens

If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one at: https://www.cybersalt.org/cleanlaugh/whatsagoober Two goobers meet on a dusty country road. One of them is carrying a big bag labe... read more..

13 Jul

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Spay or Neuter

The Vet at this hospital is finding it hard to make friends. read more..

12 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Worker Ants

The teacher was giving her class of seven-year-olds a natural history lesson. "Worker ants," she told them, "can carry pieces of food five times their own weight. What do you conclude from that?"One c... read more..

12 Jul

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Coffin Yard

Hardly used - make an offer. ... read more..

12 Jul

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

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Open Sorry

We've all eaten in restaurants that should have had this sign. ... read more..

11 Jul

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Cheese Guitar

New From Kraft - Guitar Munchables. ... read more..

11 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Razor Request

Ronnie goes down to the barber shop. He gets his hair cut and then he is getting a shave. After being nicked by the barber several times Ronnie says, "Hey buddy, have you got an extra razor?"The barbe... read more..

11 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Chess Playing Dog

A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with his dog. He watched the game in astonishment for a while."I can hardly believe my eyes!" he exclaimed. "That's the smartest d... read more..

Following Victory, Keep Seeking and Working Hard Work

10 Jul

Sermons

Pastor Tim

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Following Victory, Keep Seeking and Working Hard Work

When God gives you a victory in your life, keep seeking and working for Him. Listen Online:{audio}podcast/sm20110710.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20110710.mp3{/audio} ... read more..

Negotiated Rules of Golf Between AARP and USGA

09 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3328

Negotiated Rules of Golf Between AARP and USGA

The AARP has negotiated with the USGA to modify the following rules of golf for seniors.Rule 1.a.5 A ball sliced or hooked into the rough shall be lifted and placed on the fairway at a point equal to ... read more..

09 Jul

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Cell Phone Shaver

Now you can phone, shave, and drive at the same time (except where prohibited by law). ... read more..

08 Jul

Cartoons

Pastor Tim

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Life Savers Cheap Cellphone

There's Plenty More "The Back Pew" cartoons at http://www.thebackpew.com read more..

08 Jul

General News

Pastor Tim

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The Cybersalt Award

The Cybersalt Award is presented to web sites that make a positive influence on the internet for Jesus Christ. Jesus teaches his followers to be the salt of the earth. Cybersalt award recipients, thr... read more..

How do I upload to and/or put pictures in my Joomla articles?

08 Jul

Working On Your Site

Pastor Tim

1930

How do I upload to and/or put pictures in my Joomla articles?

This tutorial shows you how to upload pictures and how to insert pictures into Joomla articles. On all of our Joomla sites we use JCE Editor because of it's user friendliness, advanced feature option... read more..

Where do I put SEO (Search Engine Optimization) info in Joomla?

08 Jul

Working On Your Site

Pastor Tim

1987

Where do I put SEO (Search Engine Optimization) info in Joomla?

Here's a video tutorial that will show you where to put your SEO (Search Engine Optimization) info in Joomla. ... read more..

How do I log into the administration area of my Joomla site?

08 Jul

Working On Your Site

Pastor Tim

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How do I log into the administration area of my Joomla site?

Here's a video tutorial that will show you how to log in to the Joomla administration area of your web site. It also features a brief look at navigating the admin area too. ... read more..

On my website on every post it says "written by [my name]". How can I stop it?

08 Jul

Working On Your Site

Pastor Tim

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On my website on every post it says "written by [my name]". How can I stop it?

If you want to stop the "writen by . . . ." credit on your whole site, simply go the article manager in Joomla and in the top right corner of Joomla you will see a "parameters" button. Click on t... read more..

If I put my email address on one of my webpages, does this make me a target for spammers?

08 Jul

Working On Your Site

Pastor Tim

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If I put my email address on one of my webpages, does this make me a target for spammers?

Anytime you put your e-mail address on a web site, you make it available for anyone to visually read it with the naked eye. Of course, that's why you would put it on a web page in the first place! ... read more..

How can I see what module positions are available on my Joomla Template?

08 Jul

Working On Your Site

Pastor Tim

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How can I see what module positions are available on my Joomla Template?

There are a number of situations where one wants to see where the module postions are on their Joomla! site. Here's a quick tip on how to do that. In your browser's address bar, enter the URL of y... read more..

How do I log in to the backend administration area of Joomla?

08 Jul

Working On Your Site

Pastor Tim

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How do I log in to the backend administration area of Joomla?

Here's a video tutorial that will show you how to log in to the Joomla administration area of your web site. It also features a brief look at navigating the admin area too. ... read more..

Help! I'm having trouble using the Rockettheme.com site you sent me to to pick a Joomla! template.

08 Jul

Help Us Build Your Site

Pastor Tim

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Help! I'm having trouble using the Rockettheme.com site you sent me to to pick a Joomla! template.

We really like the Joomla templates that Rockettheme.com makes, so much so that we buy a yearly membership to their template club and use them in 99% of my projects. If Cybersalt is working on deve... read more..

Do you have sample templates I can look at for my site?

08 Jul

Help Us Build Your Site

Pastor Tim

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Do you have sample templates I can look at for my site?

Yes! We use templates from RocketTheme for the Joomla sites we build for our clients (we have a membership that lets us do so). Use the following link to go to their site and check them out and se... read more..

How can I help you get my site found in search engines?

08 Jul

Help Us Build Your Site

Pastor Tim

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How can I help you get my site found in search engines?

An excellent question! When Cybersalt is building a site for you we know how to build it, but there are some things that can only come from you to assist us in setting up a page that is ready for s... read more..

08 Jul

Policies

Pastor Tim

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What is Cybersalt's Mission?

The mission of Cybersalt is to be Cyber-Salt in the Cyber-World, just as Jesus explained that God's children are to be the salt of the earth.... read more..

08 Jul

Virtuemart

Pastor Tim

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Where do I put my paypal info in Virtuemart?

Log in to the back end of your Joomla! site, and then go to the VirtueMart control panel: components>virtuemart>list payment methods Select the "PayPal" method and then ensure that check box n... read more..