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"Nostalgia: A sentiment that combines yesterday's prices and today's incomes." read more..

"Nutrition Facts are too depressing - how about some Nutrition Fiction?" read more..

"Okay, I have a million awesome clip art images. Now what?" read more..

"One good thing about being wrong is the joy it brings to others." read more..

"One way to stop a run away horse is to bet on him." read more..

"Only one shopping day left until tomorrow." read more..

"Originality is merely undetected plagiarism." read more..

"Our goal to promote a non-threatening and productive office environment is to establish language that is gender-neutral, ethnic-neutral, and age-neutral while celebrating our spirit of diversity." read more..

"Outside of a dog, a book is probably man's best friend; inside of a dog, it's too dark to read."~ Groucho Marx read more..

"People are forever calling me a hypochondriac, and, let me tell you, thatmakes me sick." - Sandra Wilson read more..

"People are forever calling me a hypochondriac, and, let me tell you, that makes me sick." read more..

"People have been cooking and eating for thousands of years, so if you are the very first person to have thought of adding fresh lime juice to scalloped potatoes, try to understand that there must be read more..

"People never grow up; they just learn how to act in public." read more..

"Philosophers always arrive at the same conclusion: I don't know." read more..

"Political-campaign speeches are like horns: a point here, a point there, and a lot of bull in between." read more..

"Politicians and diapers have one thing in common - they should both be changed regularly and for the same reason." read more..

"Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other."- Oscar Ameringer read more..

"Pound for pound, the amoeba is the most vicious animal on earth." read more..

"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is w read more..

"Rain is caused by big, high-pressure areas; cold fronts; warm, moist air; and the first day of your vacation." read more..

"Rain is what makes flowers grow and taxis disappear." read more..

"Rain is what makes flowers grow and taxis disappear." read more..

"Real women don't have hot flashes, they have power surges." read more..

"Red meat is not bad for you - it's green fuzzy meat that's bad for you" read more..

"Responsibility: Something you should accept if, and only if, they have irrefutable photographic evidence." read more..

"ROME: Catholic theologians now concentrating on Problem of Evil after finally solving a Problem like Maria." read more..

"Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year."- Victor Borge read more..

"Santa must be a man because no woman is going to wear the same outfit year after year." read more..

"Save the earth - it's the only planet with chocolate." read more..

"Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark." read more..