Monthly Archive

August 2011
Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 237 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

Horses Braces
Funny Horse Pictures
Pastor Tim
11163

Horses Braces

That was the day they stopped putting horses with braces next to each other. read more..
Plenty of Places
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3253

Plenty of Places

I have been to plenty of places but I have never been in Cahoots. Apparently you can't go there alone, you have to be in Cahoots with someone. I've never been in Cognito either. I hear that no one re... read more..
Hamster Burn
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
8104
Stock Boy
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
5169

Stock Boy

Hmmmm, Let's see . . . . Toys R Us is up 3/4, Pampers is down 1/2, Wow! Playschool is down 2 points - buying opportunity! read more..
Objects Painted With Photographs From Life
FunBlog
Pastor Tim
3388

Objects Painted With Photographs From Life

Shikai Tseng has a very interesting photographic technique where he puts pictures on objects using liquid light. ... read more..
Cybersalt News - August 5, 2011
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1292

Cybersalt News - August 5, 2011

If you are subscribed to the black and white "text only" version of the Cybersalt Digest, you will notice that I have changed the mailing template so that you don't get the super-long links under the ... read more..
Computer Customer Quotes
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2879

Computer Customer Quotes

"Computer Customer Quotes" or "Why goobers shouldn't own computers!" Customer: "I have Microword Soft." Customer: "Microwave Windows?" Customer: "Will this upgrade include Microwave 97?" Custome read more..
One-liner #0686
One-liners
Pastor Tim
1574

One-liner #0686

"The only thing to fear is fear itself... and spiders." read more..
Quote #1138
Quotes
Pastor Tim
1452

Quote #1138

"You can find on the outside only what you possess on the inside." - Adolfo Montiel Ballesteros read more..
Wish You Could Reboot?
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1772

Wish You Could Reboot?

Don't you wish when life is bad and things just don't compute,That all we really had to do was stop and hit reboot? Things would all turn out ok, life could be so sweetIf we had those special keys: C... read more..
Clean Pun #0222
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1937

Clean Pun #0222

"When the automatic gas pumps ask me to select a grade I usually give a B for quality and an F for pricing." read more..
Bird Friendly
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
5721

Bird Friendly

Sid suspected that the birds at the sanctuary were getting too tame. read more..
Cybersalt News - August 4, 2011
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1823

Cybersalt News - August 4, 2011

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Today's featured page makes one wonder why cameras have red eye reduction but not white eye reduction.  You will find "Cat Toy Shock" at: www.cybersalt.org/funny-cat-... read more..
Chickens at the Library
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2839

Chickens at the Library

A pair of chickens walk into a public library, find the librarian and say, 'Buk Buk BUK.' The librarian decides that the chickens want three books, and promptly gives them some.  Without further ... read more..
Sheriff Vet
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3703

Sheriff Vet

The sheriff of a small town was also the town's veterinarian. One night the phone rang, and his wife answered. An agitated voice inquired, "Is your husband there?" "Do you require his services as a ... read more..
One-liner #0685
One-liners
Pastor Tim
1633

One-liner #0685

"The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with." read more..
Quote #1137
Quotes
Pastor Tim
1628

Quote #1137

"You do not need a parachute to skydive - you need a parachute to skydive twice." read more..
Football Penalties Bible Cartoon
Cartoons
Jeff Larson
11184

Football Penalties Bible Cartoon

There's Plenty More "The Back Pew" cartoons athttp://www.thebackpew.com read more..
Professional Animal Trainer
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3704

Professional Animal Trainer

As a professional animal trainer, I was disturbed when my own dog developed a bad habit. Every time I hung my wash out on the clothesline, she would yank it down. Drastic action was called for. I pu... read more..
Clean Pun #0221
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2274

Clean Pun #0221

Is the Origami Society still around? I heard they folded.... read more..
Quote #1136
Quotes
Pastor Tim
1383

Quote #1136

"Love is the difficult realization that something other than oneself is real." - Iris Murdoch read more..
One-liner #0684
One-liners
Pastor Tim
1637

One-liner #0684

"I dream of a better tomorrow where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned." read more..
Cybersalt News - August 3, 2011
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1420

Cybersalt News - August 3, 2011

A few weeks ago a subscriber suggested it would be great to be able to share Cybersalt Digest items online from within the digest itself.  The first thought out of my technologically overloaded m... read more..
Cell Phone Charges
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2303

Cell Phone Charges

My parents recently returned from an extended vacation with their new cell phone. Although they are on a nationwide plan, they did make a brief foray into Canada, so they were hit with some surprise "... read more..
One-liner #0683
One-liners
Pastor Tim
1881

One-liner #0683

"You don't need a twitter account cause Chuck Norris is already following you." read more..
Official ID Card
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
7231

Official ID Card

My husband, a U.S. Coast Guard pilot, was on an exchange tour with the Royal Navy in England. Everyone who drove through the base's gates was required to hold an official ID card up to the windshield... read more..
Cybersalt News - August 2, 2011
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1470

Cybersalt News - August 2, 2011

As you will have gathered already from the special administrative note I sent out earlier, I have transferred all of the Cybersalt Newsletters to new software that incorporates them within the same so... read more..
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