August 2011 - Monthly Archive - Results from #210

06 Aug

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

4602

Coffee Hertz

At last! A computer peripheral with the worker in mind. read more..

06 Aug

Funny Elephant Pictures

Pastor Tim

10194

Elephant Love

"Oh Jumbo, why can't our families be happy in our love?" read more..

06 Aug

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

16172

Ronald McDonald Under Arrest

Burger King's connections in the police department finally came in handy. read more..

06 Aug

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1402

Quote #1140

"Wisdom is not a product of schooling but the product of the lifelong attempt to acquire it." - Albert Einstein read more..

06 Aug

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

34466

Mad Cow Test

Mad Cow Test (Controls for the sounds are below the pictures.) If your cow sounds like this, fire up the barbecue! {field 1} If your cow sounds like this, better try the fish! {... read more..

06 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - August 6, 2011

There is a new FunBlog entry today. It's pretty cool what Shikai Tseng does with liguid light. You can check it out at:www.cybersalt.org/funblog/objects-painted-with-photographs-from-life I hav... read more..

05 Aug

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1770

Rough Boys

A little girl asked her mother, "Can I go outside and play with the boys?" Her mother replied, "No, you can't play with the boys, they're too rough." The little girl thought about it for a few momen... read more..

05 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3703

Airport Security

Working as a secretary at an international airport, my sister had an office adjacent to the room where security temporarily holds suspects. One day security officers were questioning a man when they w... read more..

05 Aug

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1660

One-liner #0687

"Don't play stupid with me - I always win." read more..

05 Aug

Funny Horse Pictures

Pastor Tim

7472

Bring Your Child Horses

"Bring Your Child To Work" day is catching on. read more..

05 Aug

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1451

Quote #1139

"Trials, temptations, disappointments: all these are helps instead of hindrances if one uses them rightly. They not only test the fiber of character, but strengthen it. Every conquered temptation repr read more..

05 Aug

Funny Horse Pictures

Pastor Tim

11024

Horses Braces

That was the day they stopped putting horses with braces next to each other. read more..

05 Aug

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

3152

Plenty of Places

I have been to plenty of places but I have never been in Cahoots. Apparently you can't go there alone, you have to be in Cahoots with someone. I've never been in Cognito either. I hear that no one re... read more..

05 Aug

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

7989

Hamster Burn

Feel The Burn read more..

05 Aug

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

5065

Stock Boy

Hmmmm, Let's see . . . . Toys R Us is up 3/4, Pampers is down 1/2, Wow! Playschool is down 2 points - buying opportunity! read more..

Objects Painted With Photographs From Life

05 Aug

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

3289

Objects Painted With Photographs From Life

Shikai Tseng has a very interesting photographic technique where he puts pictures on objects using liquid light. ... read more..

05 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1292

Cybersalt News - August 5, 2011

If you are subscribed to the black and white "text only" version of the Cybersalt Digest, you will notice that I have changed the mailing template so that you don't get the super-long links under the ... read more..

04 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2778

Computer Customer Quotes

"Computer Customer Quotes" or "Why goobers shouldn't own computers!" Customer: "I have Microword Soft." Customer: "Microwave Windows?" Customer: "Will this upgrade include Microwave 97?" Custome read more..

04 Aug

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1475

One-liner #0686

"The only thing to fear is fear itself... and spiders." read more..

04 Aug

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1370

Quote #1138

"You can find on the outside only what you possess on the inside." - Adolfo Montiel Ballesteros read more..

04 Aug

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1670

Wish You Could Reboot?

Don't you wish when life is bad and things just don't compute,That all we really had to do was stop and hit reboot? Things would all turn out ok, life could be so sweetIf we had those special keys: C... read more..

04 Aug

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1842

Clean Pun #0222

"When the automatic gas pumps ask me to select a grade I usually give a B for quality and an F for pricing." read more..

04 Aug

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

5618

Bird Friendly

Sid suspected that the birds at the sanctuary were getting too tame. read more..

04 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1708

Cybersalt News - August 4, 2011

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Today's featured page makes one wonder why cameras have red eye reduction but not white eye reduction. You will find "Cat Toy Shock" at: www.cybersalt.org/funny-cat-... read more..

03 Aug

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2731

Chickens at the Library

A pair of chickens walk into a public library, find the librarian and say, 'Buk Buk BUK.' The librarian decides that the chickens want three books, and promptly gives them some. Without further ... read more..

03 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3614

Sheriff Vet

The sheriff of a small town was also the town's veterinarian. One night the phone rang, and his wife answered. An agitated voice inquired, "Is your husband there?" "Do you require his services as a ... read more..

03 Aug

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1537

One-liner #0685

"The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with." read more..

03 Aug

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1546

Quote #1137

"You do not need a parachute to skydive - you need a parachute to skydive twice." read more..

02 Aug

Cartoons

Jeff Larson

11049

Football Penalties Bible Cartoon

There's Plenty More "The Back Pew" cartoons athttp://www.thebackpew.com read more..

02 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3619

Professional Animal Trainer

As a professional animal trainer, I was disturbed when my own dog developed a bad habit. Every time I hung my wash out on the clothesline, she would yank it down. Drastic action was called for. I pu... read more..