August 2011 - Monthly Archive

24 Aug

One-liners

Pastor Tim

2000

One-liner #0703

"I think my smart phone is broken.... I pressed my home button but I'm still at work." read more..

24 Aug

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2696

Stealing Wifi

"If your neighbor asks you if you were stealing his wifi, you may feel like it's an invasion of your piracy." read more..

24 Aug

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1570

Quote #1157

"Taking the bull by the horns is often a sound course of action..as long as you and the bull agree on when to let go." read more..

24 Aug

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

8791

Giant Badminton Birdy

It Was Dangerous Playing With The Big Kid On The Street. ... read more..

24 Aug

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

7181

Park Sleep

Nobody bothered Laura when she slept at the park. ... read more..

24 Aug

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

19363

Toilet Scooter

Great - one more seat for couples to argue about! ... read more..

24 Aug

Funny Car Pictures

Pastor Tim

20498

Car Bird Poop

I think it is safe to say that the flock gave this year's model two wings down. ... read more..

24 Aug

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

6151

Feel the Burn 2

Feel The Burn ... read more..

24 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1572

Cybersalt News - August 24, 2011

I've have just finished moving all of my past devotionals from the old site to the new Cybersalt Site. They are in the Cybersalt Shaker area at: www.cybersalt.org/blogs/totally-tim/cybersalt-sh... read more..

23 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1505

Cybersalt News - August 23, 2011

Yesterday's Cybersalt Digest did not go out because of an error between my seat and my keyboard (I set it to go out for the wrong date). Speaking of mistakes - one mistake I did not make was marrying... read more..

23 Aug

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1559

Quote #1156

"I am not afraid of the dark - I am afraid of monsters." read more..

23 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4064

Maturity Under Attack

We Must Stop This!! Have you ever noticed that when you're of a certain age, everything seems uphill from where you are? Stairs are steeper. Groceries are heavier, and everything is farther away. Yes... read more..

23 Aug

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1879

One-liner #0702

A bumper sticker seen on a stealth bomber: "IF YOU CAN READ THIS, THEN WE WASTED 50 BILLION BUCKS."... read more..

23 Aug

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1899

Value For Money

Patient: How much will it cost me to have this tooth extracted? Dentist: $300 Patient: $300 for just a few minutes work, that expensive. Dentist: O.K. I'll pull it out slowly if you prefer.... read more..

23 Aug

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1764

Surgeon Book Return

A surgeon goes to return some books borrowed from the library. The librarian quips after checking the books, "Sir your books are always returned with the last page missing in every book." The surgeon... read more..

23 Aug

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

6259

NASA Funding Solution

Nasa may have found a way to keep the space shuttle program going. ... read more..

23 Aug

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

15928

Superman Squirrel

Oh! That's how they jump from branch to branch. ... read more..

23 Aug

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

17245

Cyclops Cindi

Cindi - with an "I" ... read more..

22 Aug

Games

Pastor Tim

15772

Grid Game

At first this game looks like it you can only try to find the longest combo by randomly clicking a starting piece, but there is so much more that you can do! For instance, see if you can get all the p... read more..

22 Aug

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

6316

Cubicle King

George was the king of his cubicle. ... read more..

22 Aug

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

5186

Motorcycle Landing

Butch's jump off the ramp was excellent! ... read more..

22 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1670

Cybersalt News - August 22, 2011

There is a new Rev. James Snyder devotional on the Cybersalt site today. He has become all thumbs with his new cell phone. You can read "Finding a Cure for Textaholics" at:www.cybersalt.or... read more..

21 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4780

Busy Mom

My busy mother sometimes accidentally left pots and pans on the stove with the burners on, so she resorted to posting this reminder on the kitchen door: "STOVE?" My sister, back from college, noticed... read more..

21 Aug

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1428

Quote #1155

"If you believe what you like in the gospels, and reject what you don't like, it is not the gospel you believe, but yourself."- Augustine read more..

21 Aug

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2041

Under the Bed

Because of back problems, each night I lie on the floor and do exercises. Once when we stopped at a motel, as I started my exercise, something under the bed caught my eye. It was a card, on which wa... read more..

21 Aug

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1610

One-liner #0701

"When I was born I was so lazy, my parents had to feed me and dress me and carry me around with them all day." read more..

21 Aug

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1958

Low 80's Golf

"I play golf in the low 80's," the little old man was telling one of the young boys at the club. "Wow," said the young man, "that's pretty impressive." "Not really," said the little old man. "Any ho read more..

21 Aug

Sermons

Marcia Lee Laycock

1415

When We Haven't Changed

Don't be discouraged when you see ways that you haven't changed - even after many years of following Jesus. Listen Online:{audio}podcast/sm20110821.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/s... read more..

21 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1597

Cybersalt News - August 21, 2011

Sunday greetings everyone. The Westside Bible Church web site has been updated with last weekend's message and service. You will find them at:www.westsidefamily.org/messages/courageous-judgemen... read more..

20 Aug

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1477

Quote #1154

"Don't let the pain of one season destroy the joy of all the rest." read more..