Monthly Archive

August 2011
Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 237 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

17 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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You Know You're Getting Old When

You know you're getting there when... Everything that works hurts, and what doesn't hurt doesn't work. You feel like the morning after, and you haven't been anywhere. Your little black book only ... read more..

17 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - August 17, 2011

Today's featured page on the Cybersalt Site is an example off how sometimes you should just pay for delivery.www.cybersalt.org/funny-car-pictures/car-overload Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.... read more..

17 Aug

One-liners

Pastor Tim

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One-liner #0697

"If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate."- Steven Wright read more..

17 Aug

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

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The Knack

Some children just don't have a chance at living a normal life - especially those with "The Knack." ... read more..

17 Aug

Funny Dog Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Dog Baby Lick

Little Jimmy was having a flashback to Great Aunt Edna's yearly visit. ... read more..

17 Aug

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Bus Over

Since changing their bus design, Mercedes had fewer rollovers reported. ... read more..

17 Aug

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Time to Upgrade

Looks like it's time to upgrade your computer! ... read more..

17 Aug

Cartoons

Jeff Larson

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Temple Union

There's Plenty More "The Back Pew" cartoons athttp://www.thebackpew.com read more..

17 Aug

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

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Diesel Fried Chicken Sign

For those of you who don't want gas with your chicken. ... read more..

16 Aug

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Snowball Sleepover

Snowball Sleepover Thanks to a visitor who let me know that the above little poem is by the late Shel Silverstein.... read more..

16 Aug

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

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Mermaid Crossing Sign

Every Country Seems To Have It's Own Unique Road Hazards ... read more..

16 Aug

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Redneck Horseshoes

Redneck Horseshoes ... read more..

16 Aug

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

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Environmental Concerns

Students at school were asked to write about the harmful environmental effects of oil on fish. One 11-year old wrote, "When my mom opened a tin of sardines last night it was full of oil and all the s... read more..

16 Aug

One-liners

Pastor Tim

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One-liner #0696

"I've had a wonderful time, but this wasn't it." - Groucho Marx read more..

16 Aug

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

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Invention of Calendar

"Ever since the invention of the calendar man's days have been numbered." read more..

16 Aug

Quotes

Pastor Tim

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Quote #1150

"I say that trials and tests locate a person. In other words, they determine where you were spiritually. They reveal the true condition of your heart. How you react under pressure is how the real you read more..

16 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Seatmate Choice

The plane was only half-full. When an attractive young woman asked if the seat next to mine was free, my male ego soared. Soon we were chatting pleasantly, and she told me it was her first flight. "M... read more..

16 Aug

Cartoons

Jeff Larson

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Deer Hunting

There's Plenty More "The Back Pew" cartoons athttp://www.thebackpew.com read more..

16 Aug

Funny Car Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Car Overload

Why saving money on delivery isn't always the best idea. This picture is real - not doctored in anyway - and was taken by a Transportation Supervisor for a company that delivers building materials ... read more..

16 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - August 16, 2011

Does your dog bite? That classic clip is the newest entry in the FunBlog. You'll find it at:www.cybersalt.org/funblog/does-your-dog-bite Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.... read more..

15 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Carrier Landings 2

Flying into a Middle East airport, my co-pilot and I reviewed our flight plan for the trip back to the USS Enterprise. We were to pick up a Navy captain, and experience had taught me that even seasone... read more..

15 Aug

One-liners

Pastor Tim

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One-liner #0695

I'd like Google Maps a lot more if it were Google Naps.... read more..

15 Aug

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

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Everything I Learned From a Cow

1. Wake up in a happy mooo-d. 2. Don't cry over spilled milk. 3. When chewing your cud, remember: There's no fat, no calories, no cholesterol, and no taste! 4. The grass is green on the other side read more..

15 Aug

Quotes

Pastor Tim

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Quote #1149

"In the depth of winter, I finally learned that there was within me an invincible summer."- Albert Camus read more..

15 Aug

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

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Literature Exam

My son stayed up half the night studying for his English Literature exam. He would drink coffee almost constantly while attempting to read "The Canterbury Tales." I awoke at 4 A.M. an... read more..

15 Aug

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

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Does Your Dog Bite?

What can you say - classic Peter Sellers! ... read more..

15 Aug

Funny Cat Pictures

Pastor Tim

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I've Taken Care Of It

I've taken care of it. ... read more..

15 Aug

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Water Park Honesty

Honesty In Advertising Here's the slogan of the Tokyo Water Theme Park pictured later on this page. Read it before looking at the picture. "Welcome to breathtaking Tokyo Water Park where you can was... read more..