Monthly Archive

September 2011

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 239 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

06 Sep

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1461

Quote #1162

"There is no benefit of throwing some good at someone when you do not know how that good helps that person. Zeal without knowledge can indeed kill. Hence we need to have knowledge as we put our faith read more..

06 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3208

Army Arrival

My youngest brother, Tony had just completed Army basic training and was on leave prior to his first tour in Germany. I am an Army National Guard pilot and our other brother, John, is my crew chief. ... read more..

06 Sep

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1988

First Wedding

Little Mary was at her first wedding and gaped at the entire ceremony. When it was over, she asked her mother, "Why did the lady change her mind?" Her mother asked, "What do you mean?" "Well, she w... read more..

05 Sep

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2240

Forest

Forest: Trees a crowd. (WordFoolery)... read more..

04 Sep

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

3213

Observatory

"Observatory: What Washington asked his spies to do." read more..

04 Sep

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2568

Fiddle Virus

Users of a certain computer operating system are famously untroubled by viruses. Still, there has been a very strange thing happening lately to these computer users and experts are finding it tough to... read more..

04 Sep

Sermons

Pastor Tim

1122

Don't Forget What to Expect

Don't forget what to expect if you make alliances with wickedness. Listen Online:{audio}podcast/sm20110904.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20110904.mp3"> ... read more..

03 Sep

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1839

One-liner #0710

"I have not yet begun to procrastinate." read more..

03 Sep

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2500

Middle Age Pause

"When women enter middle age, it gives men a pause." read more..

03 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1152

Cybersalt News - September 3, 2011

I like to be helpful whenever I can be - even when it comes to keeping the horses relaxed!www.cybersalt.org/funny-horse-pictures/horseyawn Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.... read more..

02 Sep

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2905

Nylons

"Nylons give women a run for their money." read more..

02 Sep

One-liners

Pastor Tim

2028

One-liner #0709

"Wow, Costco has a great deal on the tires for my car. Too bad they sell them in packs of 64 tires."- @danrutledge1 read more..

02 Sep

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1496

Quote #1161

"The tendency of religious people is to use spiritual and ethical observance as a lever to gain power over others and over God, appeasing Him through ritual and good works."- Tim Keller read more..

02 Sep

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

7083

Pastor Kevorkian

If Dr. Jack Kevorkian Was a Pastor. read more..

02 Sep

Cartoons

Jeff Larson

6834

Elvis Worship Leader

There's Plenty More "The Back Pew" cartoons athttp://www.thebackpew.com read more..

02 Sep

Funny Car Pictures

Pastor Tim

16810

Flintstones Car

Wilma hated it when she had to pick Fred up from work. ... read more..

02 Sep

Funny Horse Pictures

Pastor Tim

12772

Horse Yawn

Playing Pastor Tim's sermons in the barn was really helping the horses relax. ... read more..

02 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1377

Cybersalt News - September 2, 2011

Today's featured funny picture is a timely reminder to remember your manners when you attend barbecues. You will find "Barbecue Fork" at: https://www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/barbecue-fork ... read more..

01 Sep

One-liners

Pastor Tim

2205

One-liner #0708

"If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic." read more..

01 Sep

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2370

Pirate Corn

What does a pirate pay for corn? A buccaneer.... read more..

01 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3373

Classroom Talk

Thanks to Cybersalt Digest subscriber, Georgia B., for passing along this story from her sister-in-law, Mrs. Hall. As you know, kids say the darnedest things. Yesterday, a sweet little nugget said, ... read more..

01 Sep

Funny Car Pictures

Pastor Tim

13824

Driving School Gone South

That was the day that things went south at the North Driving School. ... read more..

01 Sep

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

7235

Just Kidding Sign

Everyone wants to be comedian. ... read more..

01 Sep

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

5624

Ocean Hear

Hey! I Can Hear the Ocean! ... read more..

01 Sep

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

14823

Chainsaw Woodchuck

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a wood chuck . . . . ... read more..

01 Sep

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

8805

Barbecue Fork

It's proper manners to eat your food with a fork. ... read more..

01 Sep

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1663

Quote #1160

"If joy and triumph be showed when a king's child is born to the world, what joy is sufficient, when God's child is regenerated from heaven. The one is flesh, which is born of flesh: the other is spir read more..

01 Sep

Funny Car Pictures

Pastor Tim

7722

President Bush Limo

You can take George W. out of Texas but you can't take Texas out of George W.! Check out President Bush's new limousine! ... read more..

01 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1530

Cybersalt News - September 1, 2011

Oh look, Chicken Thursday - and a happy September to you all as well! The return of the Cybersalt Digest is a few days late due to all the fun Mrs. Cybersalt and I are having with family who are stil... read more..

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