Monthly Archive

September 2011

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 239 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

18 Sep

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1860

Legacy vs. Reality

On thinking ahead, from the novel "Artifact" by Greg Benford, a "hard" sci-fi writer who is also a physicist: "There was a great mathematician named Hilbert, who telegraphed Berlin saying he had prov... read more..

18 Sep

Cartoons

Jeff Larson

9045

Rahab the Prostitute

There's Plenty More "The Back Pew" cartoons athttp://www.thebackpew.com read more..

18 Sep

Sermons

Pastor Tim

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Relief from Distress

The truths of Psalm 4 bring relief to those in distress. Listen Online:{audio}podcast/sm20110911.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20110911.mp3"> ... read more..

18 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1545

Cybersalt News - September 18, 2011

Sunday greetings everyone. There is a new Rev. James Snyder devotional on the Cybersalt Site today. James is not sure if he is middle-class or not, but he does have some ideas on how they shoul... read more..

17 Sep

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1911

Ancient Bookplate

Aincient Bookplate Steale not this boke for fear of shameFor here you see ye owner hys nameAnd when you die ye Lord will sayeWhere is that boke you stole away?Then if you say, you cannot telle,Ye Lor... read more..

17 Sep

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2742

Cargo Handler

Working as a cargo handler for a major package delivery company, I came across an express envelope with shipping instructions that puzzled me, particularly the line describing the contents. I finally... read more..

17 Sep

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1966

Quote #1171

"I find the great thing in this world is not so much where we stand, as in what direction we are moving. To reach the port of heaven, we must sail sometimes with the wind and sometimes against it, but read more..

17 Sep

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1839

One-liner #0719

"Forget this dead end town - I'm going to mime school!" read more..

Mr. Politician, Leave the Middle-Class Alone

17 Sep

God's Penman

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4 min read

Mr. Politician, Leave the Middle-Class Alone

I'm not quite sure where the term "middle class" came from. I can never remember using it in any conversations I've ever had. In fact, the only time I hear the phrase is when some politician is speaki... read more..

17 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3426

Gators!

While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He could swim, but his fear of alligators kept him clinging to the overturned craft. Spotting an old beachcomber standing on t... read more..

17 Sep

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

8923

Take the Hint

Frank just wasn't taking the hint that his body odor was bothering the other garden club members. ... read more..

17 Sep

Funny Horse Pictures

Pastor Tim

7228

Added Horsepower

Not the best way to add horsepower to your car. ... read more..

17 Sep

Cartoons

Jeff Larson

12361

Free Will vs. Predestination

There's Plenty More "The Back Pew" cartoons athttp://www.thebackpew.com read more..

17 Sep

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

15156

Always Open Closed

What we have here is a failure to communicate. ... read more..

17 Sep

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

9068

Hay Tractor

Hay! Nice Tractor. ... read more..

17 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - September 17, 2011

Today's featured funny page shows the reason some men are balding. You'll find "Lawn Mower Tattoo" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/lawn-mower-tattoo Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.... read more..

16 Sep

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1851

Piracy Payback

An unfailingly polite lady called to ask for help with a Windows installation that had gone terribly wrong. Customer: "I brought my Windows disks from work to install them on my home computer." Trai... read more..

16 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3234

First Case Tried

An investment counselor decided to go out on her own. She was shrewd and diligent, so business kept coming in, and pretty soon she realized that she needed an in-house counsel. She began to interview ... read more..

16 Sep

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1719

One-liner #0718

"Your wife wants to be treated like a queen - just not Marie Antoinette." read more..

16 Sep

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2390

Attractive Girl

A young woman, extraordinarily attractive in personality, character and presentation, was suffering from a illness that made her lips cracked and sore. The slightest movement of her mouth caused pain ... read more..

16 Sep

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1510

Quote #1170

"The relativism which is not willing to speak about truth but only about 'what is true for me' is an evasion of the serious business of living. It is the mark of a tragic loss of nerve in our contempo read more..

16 Sep

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

15747

Looking Down Your Nose

Sadly, since becoming a Deacon, Bob looked down his nose at everybody. ... read more..

16 Sep

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

41396

Lawn Mower Tattoo

Bob had no clue as to what was really causing his baldness. ... read more..

16 Sep

Funny Car Pictures

Pastor Tim

10978

No Jack Stands

"And that, Dr. Feinstein, is why I am at the emergency ward today." read more..

16 Sep

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Football Player Storage

It's not easy being on the B squad. ... read more..

16 Sep

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

8834

Nightmare On Elm Street

It was a nightmare to get directions to Elm Street. ... read more..

16 Sep

Cartoons

Jeff Larson

4314

Go God Sports Fan

There's Plenty More "The Back Pew" cartoons athttp://www.thebackpew.com read more..

16 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - September 16, 2011

There is a new entry in the Simply Susan blog today. It's one of those stories – strange, yet true. You can read "Bang!" at:www.cybersalt.org/simply-susan/bang Today's featured funny page on th... read more..

15 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2931

Community Newspaper

Gilbert, South Carolina is such a small community, I was surprised that they had a community paper. I asked one old-timer about it. He replied, "We all know what everybody else is doing, but we like ... read more..

15 Sep

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1625

One-liner #0717

"The closest to perfection anyone ever comes is when he or she fills out a job application form." read more..

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