October 2011 - Monthly Archive

18 Oct

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1757

Quote #1194

"My life is based on a true story." read more..

18 Oct

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2111

Top Shelf Detergent

"A woman who puts detergent on the top shelf jumps for Joy." read more..

18 Oct

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

4653

Dear Crossing

Take your time, they don's cross quickly. ... read more..

18 Oct

Funny Car Pictures

Pastor Tim

4181

Tree Park

A parking ticket!?! But officer, I was only there 5 minutes while I ran inside - honest! read more..

18 Oct

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

3976

Duct Tape Marriage Saver

This invention will save countless marriages. Picture used with permission from: http://www.ducttapeguys.com... read more..

18 Oct

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

3761

Jimmy Car Wash

JIMMY!!! You overfilled the bucket again! read more..

18 Oct

Funny Car Pictures

Pastor Tim

5367

Hosed BMW

No parking means no parking! ... read more..

18 Oct

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1046

Cybersalt News - October 18, 2011

There is a new entry in the FunBlog today. Everyone knows it's hard to quit smoking - just ask the cat in "Cat Can't Quit Smoking" at:www.cybersalt.org/funblog/cat-cant-quit-smoking There are a... read more..

17 Oct

Cartoons

Jeff Larson

6147

Student Exams and Test Prayers

There's Plenty More "The Back Pew" cartoons athttp://www.thebackpew.com read more..

17 Oct

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

15967

Huge Nuclear Catfish

The fishing is great down by the nuclear power plant! ... read more..

17 Oct

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

4319

Cat Can't Quit Smoking

Everybody knows it's hard to quit smoking. Even this kitten can tell you that! ... read more..

17 Oct

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

5233

Dad Bath

Hey Dads, Who says helping out around the house can't be done efficiently! read more..

17 Oct

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

16038

Washing Dishes in Bathtub

And that's when Judy realized she may have been too hasty in marrying Carl. ... read more..

17 Oct

Funny Car Pictures

Pastor Tim

7926

Corvette Stretch Limo

The church board became suspicious when Pastor Dood submitted $175,000 in book allowance receipts. ... read more..

17 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3758

Boss and E-Mail

I used to work for a multimillion dollar consulting firm doing desktop support. The gentleman who was in charge of several large government contracts decided he needed to send a letter via e-mail and ... read more..

17 Oct

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2480

Beyond the Storm

"Beyond The Storm" It was evening as I climbed aboard the jumbo jet. I was tired. It had been a hectic, emotionally stormy week. I had endured more than the usual schedule changes, telephone calls, read more..

17 Oct

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1449

Quote #1193

"I think laughter is very imperative. And that's the important part of my life, of making people laugh so they can forget their problems. A good laugh is better than anything."- Comedian Milton Berle read more..

17 Oct

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

3787

Pigeon Practice Bombs Away

3 . . . 2 . . . 1 . . . read more..

17 Oct

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

4156

Where's Antarctica?

Where's Antarctica? Udderneath. ... read more..

17 Oct

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

4439

Just Me and My Hog Motorcycle

Just me and my . . . . uhhhh. . . . hog. read more..

17 Oct

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

3704

Nuclear Soccer Team

The nuclear power plant team won this year's city soccer tournament. (They practice at their secret nuclear bunker.) ... read more..

17 Oct

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

4303

Beware of Van Sign

Maybe warning the wildlife might work better. ... read more..

17 Oct

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

4756

Eat Here and Get Gas

The world needs more honest advertising like this. read more..

17 Oct

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1532

One-liner #0740

"I am going to KILL the person who told me the new iPhone could be used as a bathroom scale!"- @jimmykimmel read more..

17 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4507

The Internet's Last Page

The Internet's Last Page You have been directed to the last page of the internet. We trust that you have enjoyed yourself. Someone who loves you has sent this so they can have you back. Don't be a... read more..

17 Oct

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2923

Waffle Sickness

"People with an unhealthy obsession over frozen waffles are eggomaniacs." read more..

16 Oct

Sermons

Marcia Lee Laycock

1032

The Boast of Weakness

Weakness does not hinder God's accomplishing of His will. Listen Online:{audio}podcast/sm20111016.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20111016.mp3{/audio} ... read more..

Cultivating the Fine Art of Casual Loafing

15 Oct

God's Penman

3702

Cultivating the Fine Art of Casual Loafing

Storm clouds were brewing like fresh morning coffee in the normally placid parsonage this past week. I will not say that things got out of hand, which is not to say they did not. I just will not say. ... read more..

15 Oct

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1247

Cybersalt News - October 15, 2011

There is a new entry in the FunBlog today. If you are looking for a video that demonstrates how to cut a tree down, this is not the video you are looking for. You'll find "Dumbest Tree Fellers" at:www... read more..

14 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3904

Officer Overboard

On a U.S. cruiser the officer of the deck asked the starboard lookout, "What would you do if a sailor was washed overboard?" "I'd yell 'Man overboard,'" answered the lookout snappily. "Good," s... read more..