October 2011 - Monthly Archive

14 Oct

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2001

Making the Most of Life

"Making the Most of Life" If I can throw a single ray of light across the darkened pathway of another; if I can aid some soul to clearer sight of life and duty, and thus bless my brother; if I can wi read more..

14 Oct

Quotes

Pastor Tim

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Quote #1192

"Christianity, if false, is of no importance, and if true, of infinite importance. The only thing it cannot be is moderately important."- CS Lewis read more..

14 Oct

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1729

One-liner #0739

"I sure miss the day when someone else pumped your gas for you - it was much cheaper back then." read more..

14 Oct

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2874

Myna Birds

To enforce the ban against exporting myna birds, the State trained lions to guard its frontiers. One day two smugglers tried to sneak a mynah bird out of the country while the border lions ... read more..

14 Oct

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

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Dumbest Tree Fellers

If you are looking for a video tutorial on how to cut down a tree, this is not the video you are looking for! ... read more..

14 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4416

Clinton Deploys Vowels

This cleanlaugh is a classic - originally out in 1996. WORLD NEWS: CLINTON DEPLOYS VOWELS TO BOSNIA Cities of Sjlbvdnzv, Grzny to Be First Recipients Before an emergency joint session of Congress ... read more..

14 Oct

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

5565

Chicken and Man Look-A-Like

Are you my mother? ... read more..

14 Oct

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

4385

Microsoft Cell Phone

Microsoft's new cell phone may not lead to world domination of the market just yet. read more..

14 Oct

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

3987

Navy Seal Elite Shark Squadron

Not what Private Johnson expected when he volunteered for the elite Navy Seal Shark Squadron. read more..

14 Oct

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

3460

News Crew In Line Of Fire

Some news crews are just too agressive. read more..

14 Oct

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

4263

Keep Right

There is nothing left to say about this sign. ... read more..

14 Oct

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - October 14, 2011

Thanks to everyone who let me know that you could not access Cybersalt pages on iPhones and Android phones (if you have a Blackberry that was a whole other issue - but you know about that!) I lo... read more..

13 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3097

Visiting Oxford

An guy was visiting Oxford University for the first time. He stopped a passing Oxford don and asked, "Excuse me, can you tell me if that's Trinity College I'm looking at?" The don sneered, "You ... read more..

13 Oct

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

3739

Ugly the Tomcat

"Ugly The Tomcat" Everyone in the apartment complex I lived in knew who Ugly was. Ugly was the resident tomcat. Ugly loved three things in this world: fighting, eating garbage, and, shall we say read more..

13 Oct

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1388

Quote #1191

"Vote for the man who promises the least. He will be the least disappointing." - Bernard Baruch read more..

13 Oct

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1706

One-liner #0738

"I'm a light eater - as soon as it's light, I start to eat."- Art Donovan read more..

13 Oct

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

4631

Getting Dirt

"My wife gets more dirt out of a phone than she can out of a vacuum cleaner!"(Curly David) read more..

13 Oct

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

3672

When Fish Dream

When fish dream. ... read more..

13 Oct

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Water on Road When Raining

Who would have thought! read more..

13 Oct

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

4277

SUV Outhouse

This SUV is more utility than it is sport. ... read more..

13 Oct

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

3585

A Very Mooving Protest

Local Animals Reach Point of Utter Frustration Thanks to site visitors who have told me this picture was used by Chick-Fil-A Restaurants in their advertising. I have contacted them for permission to ... read more..

13 Oct

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

3531

Switch Babysitters

Harry! I said, "Let's switch babysitters" not, "Let the switch baby-sit." ... read more..

13 Oct

Cartoons

Jeff Larson

4257

Mr. Spock Vulcan Bible

There's Plenty More "The Back Pew" cartoons athttp://www.thebackpew.com read more..

13 Oct

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - October 13, 2011

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Enjoy today's mailing.... read more..

12 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3349

Telephone Answering Ordeal

A woman was at home with her children when the telephone rang. In going to answer it, she tripped on a rug, grabbed for something to hold on to and seized the telephone table. It fell over w... read more..

12 Oct

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1912

Slow Down Therapy

"Slow Down Therapy" 1. Slow down; God is still in heaven. You are not responsible for doing it all yourself, right now. 2. Remember a happy, peaceful time in your past. Rest there. Each moment has r read more..

12 Oct

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1757

Quote #1190

"The happiest people don't have the best of everything, they make the best of everything." read more..

12 Oct

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1590

One-liner #0737

"Women go to the grocery store with a shopping list and men go to the grocery store with an instruction list." read more..

12 Oct

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2481

Broken Horn

This scoutmaster and his wife were driving along a rural highway, when they found the road blocked by a herd of cows that had escaped through a broken fence. The scoutmaster tried honking hi... read more..

12 Oct

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Invisible Stealth Plane

The military's new stealth fighter was a little scarey to get into. ... read more..