October 2011 - Monthly Archive

12 Oct

Funny Pictures

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Pool Drain

Bill has a low tech way of draining his pool every fall. ... read more..

12 Oct

Funny Pictures

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Giraffe Doll

All the animals were excited to see George when he returned from his plastic surgery. read more..

12 Oct

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

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Lazy Janitor

The supervisor's surprise inspection turned up evidence that rest stop janitors where getting lazy. read more..

12 Oct

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Online Too Long

This is a sign you've been on-line too long. read more..

12 Oct

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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No Hope, Cash, Jobs

No hope, no cash, no jobs, please don't die! ... read more..

12 Oct

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - October 12, 2011

I hope you enjoy today's mailing!... read more..

11 Oct

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Boat Motor ATV

Mom!! Dad's been modifying stuff again!! ... read more..

11 Oct

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

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Seeing my 11-year-old son perusing a website filled with photos of Britney Spears, I commented, "She certainly is pretty. Which picture do you like best?" "I don't know," he mumbled, embarr... read more..

11 Oct

Quotes

Pastor Tim

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Quote #1189

"Science is truth - don't be misled by facts." read more..

11 Oct

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Computer Solution

The One Size Fits All Computer Problems Solution read more..

11 Oct

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Penguins and Duck Egg

Mr. and Mrs. Penguin doubted the hospital's assurances that there had been no mix up in maternity. ... read more..

11 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Manager's Project Buzzword Tool

Are you a manager and behind in your team's project? Here is a handy tool for helping you to report to your superiors. COLUMN I 0. integrated 1. heuristic 2. systematized 3. parallel 4... read more..

11 Oct

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

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Homework

"My homework is like a juicy steak -- rarely done." read more..

11 Oct

One-liners

Pastor Tim

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One-liner #0736

"Some people are motivated by carrots, others by sticks, but nobody is motivated by carrot sticks." read more..

11 Oct

Funny Car Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Monday Morning Cement Truck

Yes, it must be Monday morning. ... read more..

11 Oct

Funny Car Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Cars Ice Garage

Jay found a creative way to keep his son from using the cars while he was away. ... read more..

11 Oct

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - October 11, 2011

There are 11 funny pages transferred to the New Cybersalt Site today. That's more than are displayed in the sidebar of today's mailing, so if you want to see them all start at "Donkey Lift" and ... read more..

10 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Rules for Laboratory Workers

Rules for Laboratory Workers 1. When you don't know what you're doing, do it neatly. 2. First draw your curves, then plot the data. 3. Experience is directly proportional to the equipment ruined. ... read more..

10 Oct

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

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Enormously Gorgeous

My Dad says I am Enormously Gorgeous. I wonder if I really am? To be Enormously Gorgeous...Sarah says you need to have beautiful long curly hair like she has. I don't. To be Enormously Gorgeous... read more..

10 Oct

One-liners

Pastor Tim

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One-liner #0735

"There's too much blood in my caffeine system." read more..

10 Oct

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

3174

Police Dogs

"Police dogs are often the scenter of a drug arrest." read more..

10 Oct

Quotes

Pastor Tim

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Quote #1188

"The best way to forget all your troubles is to wear tight shoes." read more..

10 Oct

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

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Sharp Edges

The city works department was really worried about lawsuits and liability. ... read more..

10 Oct

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Donkey Lift

"Raji . . . . I still can't see the parade!" read more..

10 Oct

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Dad and Look Alike Kids

Ted's kids looked so much like him it was a little creepy. read more..

10 Oct

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Hot and Cold Water Tanks

With three teenagers showering before him in the morning, Jack finally eventually got fed up with running out of hot water and did something about it. ... read more..

10 Oct

Funny Car Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Van Dip

Who could have seen this coming? read more..

10 Oct

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Baby With An Ugly Soother

Soother - But Not Soothing read more..

10 Oct

Funny Car Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Goober Car Ad

Goober Car For Sale 1985 VW Golf. Only 15 kilometers; Only 1st gear and reverse used; Never driven hard. Make best offer. Picture included below. To check out Pastor Tim's Top Ten CleanLaughs cl... read more..

10 Oct

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Small Animals Fighting

Someone needs to call www.familylifetoday.org ... read more..