October 2011 - Monthly Archive

08 Oct

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

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Change the World

My daughter and I planted four trees in our backyard recently. They were little more than twigs when she brought them home. She was able to hold all four of them in the palm of one hand. Still, with f... read more..

08 Oct

One-liners

Pastor Tim

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One-liner #0733

"Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?" read more..

08 Oct

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2195

Burial Costs

"It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living." read more..

08 Oct

Quotes

Pastor Tim

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Quote #1186

"Gratitude unlocks the fullness of life. It turns what we have into enough, and more. It turns denial into acceptance, chaos to order, confusion to clarity. It can turn a meal into a feast, a house in read more..

08 Oct

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - October 8, 2011

The process of transferring funny pictures from the old Cybersalt Site to the new Cybersalt Site is happening at a pace of about 5 per day. You can find links to the 5 most recently added images... read more..

07 Oct

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1439

One-liner #0732

"The tooth fairy teaches children that they can sell body parts for money."- David Richerby read more..

07 Oct

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

15199

Gap in Teeth Toothbrush

Nethessity ith the muther uff inventhion. ... read more..

07 Oct

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

4732

Snow Proof

The first snow of the year showed why parking revenues were down. ... read more..

07 Oct

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

5032

Church Sign Threat

He did on that first Christmas! ... read more..

07 Oct

Funny Car Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Motorcycle Shoe Art Car

If the shoe fits, wear it. ... read more..

07 Oct

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Global Warming Pollution Lake

Forget about frying an egg on the pavement, global warming has it happening on lakes now. ... read more..

07 Oct

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

5399

Occupy Sesame Street

Tyranny lives on every street. ... read more..

07 Oct

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1714

Looking Back at Romance

"I never would have married you if I knew how stupid you were!" shouted the woman to her husband! The husband replied, "You should've known how stupid I was the minute I asked you to marry read more..

07 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3311

Three Mothers

Three mothers are sitting on a park bench talking about (what else?) how much their sons love them. Sadie says "You know the Chagall painting hanging in my living room? My son, Arnold, boug... read more..

07 Oct

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2547

The Worm Catcher

Robbie Robin was a worm-catcher extraordinaire. He arose earlier than all the other birds and took great pride in his worm-acquiring abilities. Often he'd encounter worms who were trying desperately ... read more..

07 Oct

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Jonah on Vacation

Even on vacation, Jonah could not get a break. ... read more..

07 Oct

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1389

Quote #1185

"You can never make the same mistake twice because the second time you make it's not a mistake, it's a choice." read more..

07 Oct

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - October 7, 2011

Today's featured funny page on the Cybersalt site is "Shovel Eggs" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/shovel-eggs Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.... read more..

06 Oct

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

6401

Go Play in the Street

What do you expect when you tell a kid to go play in the street? ... read more..

06 Oct

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

4727

Plane Ginsu

Those Ginsu Knife commercials are getting carried away with their demonstrations! ... read more..

06 Oct

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Cheap HMO

One sign your medical plan is cheaping out on you. ... read more..

06 Oct

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Shovel Eggs

The army has eggs in spades! ... read more..

06 Oct

Funny Car Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Spare Car on Hummer

Because changing a flat tire can be so messy. ... read more..

06 Oct

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2118

Slanderous Statements

A woman was being questioned in a court trial involving slander. "Please repeat the slanderous statements you heard, exactly as you heard them," instructed the lawyer. The witness hesitated. "But t... read more..

06 Oct

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2087

Happy Birthday Bill

A lawyer sent an overdue bill to a client. A note was attached that stated: "This bill is one year old." By return mail the lawyer had his bill back. To it was attached a card which read: "Happy Birt... read more..

06 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

10513

New Neighbor

My quiet Saturday morning ended abruptly when my 12-year-old son, Billy, and one of his friends burst through the door. "Hey Dad, announced Billy, "have you met the new neighbors?" "No." "Come on D... read more..

06 Oct

Quotes

Pastor Tim

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Quote #1184

"An adolescent is someone who acts like a baby when they aren't treated like an adult." read more..

06 Oct

One-liners

Pastor Tim

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One-liner #0731

"It must be unbearably distracting to talk to young people if your name is Like." read more..

06 Oct

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - October 6, 2011

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Today's feature funny page is "Mouse on Mars" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/mouse-on-mars Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.... read more..

06 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Firehouse Training Session

At a training session in the fire station, the team was assembled around the kitchen table. The training officer was discussing the behavior of fire: "You pull up to a house and notice puffs of smoke... read more..