Monthly Archive

The chef of the upscale restaurant I manage collided with a waiter one day and spilled coffee all over our computer. The liquid poured into the processing unit and resulted in some dramatic crackling ... read more..

Young Kenny did not last long at this job. ... read more..

Officer Jenkins had never seen such a jumbo sized traffic jam. ... read more..

The Smiths wished they had gotten more references before they hired those two brothers to repair the keyboard on their piano. ... read more..

Mouse found on Mars! ... read more..

Ford is trying to get more military contracts. ... read more..

"If we are going to accomplish the global purpose of God, it will not be primarily through giving our money, as important as that is. It will happen primarily through giving ourselves. This is what th read more..

"I woke up this morning feeling funny so I called in shtick." read more..

The idea of becoming a totally paperless office looks good on paper.... read more..

Today's featured funny page on the Cybersalt Site is "Duck Taped" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/duck-taped Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.... read more..

Give a man a fish and he will eat all day. Teach a man to fish and he will go out and buy expensive fishing equipment, stupid-looking clothes, a sports utility vehicle, travel 1000 miles to the "hott... read more..

A friend went to see Doctor Wilson the other day, and the he was not very sympathetic with her aches and pains. "You'll just have to learn to live it," he said. When she got her bill for $90, she se... read more..

Dampen the Mood: It takes a few scant decades to go from "whatever" to "Depends."... read more..

Suzy was a bit of a control freak when it came to making sure her kids stayed at the table until their plates were clear. ... read more..

"If you want to be a leader with a large following, just obey the speed limit on a winding, two-lane road." read more..

A sign you should just skip this leg of your hike. ... read more..

After the duck taping it was obvious Roland's furnace apprenticeship was off to a bad start. ... read more..

Binary Barb: What part of 01001110 01101111 don't you understand?... read more..

George couldn't believe they only wanted $20.00 for the cd burner. ... read more..

How farmer John didn't notice Bessy had hidden in the car was beyond understanding. ... read more..

Well hello there -  remember me? I want to thank everyone who noticed the lack of Cybersalt Digests last week and e-mailed to ask if I was OK.  I can't really go into the details of what to... read more..

Staff in the complaint department eventually stopped caring. ... read more..

They tried everything to keep up with quotas down at the convertible factory. ... read more..

Though some thought she looked strange Montabo sure was handy to have around to help open paint cans. ... read more..

Nobody really expected the stork would agree to take Johnny back on warranty. ... read more..

Hector and his re-cycle. ... read more..

Can you believe a candidate dropped out of the race because of a lack of campaign funds? Anyone who stops spending just because he's out of money doesn't belong in Washington anyway!  ... read more..

It was just a day at Darien Lake, an upstate New York amusement park. My daughter, her friend, and I were standing in the usual long, snaking line to ride the park's roller coaster, called the Viper.... read more..

"Faith: Putting all your eggs in God's basket, then counting your blessings before they hatch." read more..

Papering Over The Truth: It's especially dangerous to run with scissors when someone nearby is running with rock.... read more..