October 2011 - Monthly Archive

06 Oct

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1710

Coffee Spill

The chef of the upscale restaurant I manage collided with a waiter one day and spilled coffee all over our computer. The liquid poured into the processing unit and resulted in some dramatic crackling ... read more..

06 Oct

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

5332

Stupid Sign Change

Young Kenny did not last long at this job. ... read more..

06 Oct

Funny Elephant Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Elephant Traffic Jam

Officer Jenkins had never seen such a jumbo sized traffic jam. ... read more..

06 Oct

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

4751

Piano Computer Keyboard

The Smiths wished they had gotten more references before they hired those two brothers to repair the keyboard on their piano. ... read more..

06 Oct

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

7272

Mouse on Mars

Mouse found on Mars! ... read more..

06 Oct

Funny Car Pictures

Pastor Tim

10833

Helicopter Ford Pickup Truck

Ford is trying to get more military contracts. ... read more..

05 Oct

Quotes

Pastor Tim

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Quote #1183

"If we are going to accomplish the global purpose of God, it will not be primarily through giving our money, as important as that is. It will happen primarily through giving ourselves. This is what th read more..

05 Oct

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1907

Woke Up This Morning

"I woke up this morning feeling funny so I called in shtick." read more..

05 Oct

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1490

One-liner #0730

The idea of becoming a totally paperless office looks good on paper.... read more..

05 Oct

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - October 5, 2011

Today's featured funny page on the Cybersalt Site is "Duck Taped" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/duck-taped Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.... read more..

04 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3377

Realistic Fishing Proverb

Give a man a fish and he will eat all day. Teach a man to fish and he will go out and buy expensive fishing equipment, stupid-looking clothes, a sports utility vehicle, travel 1000 miles to the "hott... read more..

04 Oct

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1852

Doctor's Bill

A friend went to see Doctor Wilson the other day, and the he was not very sympathetic with her aches and pains. "You'll just have to learn to live it," he said. When she got her bill for $90, she se... read more..

04 Oct

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1928

Dampen The Mood

Dampen the Mood: It takes a few scant decades to go from "whatever" to "Depends."... read more..

04 Oct

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

5597

Decorated Electric Chair

Suzy was a bit of a control freak when it came to making sure her kids stayed at the table until their plates were clear. ... read more..

04 Oct

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1213

Quote #1182

"If you want to be a leader with a large following, just obey the speed limit on a winding, two-lane road." read more..

04 Oct

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

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Beware of Sign

A sign you should just skip this leg of your hike. ... read more..

04 Oct

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Duck Taped

After the duck taping it was obvious Roland's furnace apprenticeship was off to a bad start. ... read more..

04 Oct

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1536

One-liner #0729

Binary Barb: What part of 01001110 01101111 don't you understand?... read more..

04 Oct

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

4759

CD Burner

George couldn't believe they only wanted $20.00 for the cd burner. ... read more..

04 Oct

Funny Car Pictures

Pastor Tim

6001

Car Cow

How farmer John didn't notice Bessy had hidden in the car was beyond understanding. ... read more..

04 Oct

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - October 4, 2011

Well hello there - remember me? I want to thank everyone who noticed the lack of Cybersalt Digests last week and e-mailed to ask if I was OK. I can't really go into the details of what to... read more..

03 Oct

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

12772

Take A Number Complaint Sign

Staff in the complaint department eventually stopped caring. ... read more..

03 Oct

Funny Car Pictures

Pastor Tim

5309

Convertible Maker

They tried everything to keep up with quotas down at the convertible factory. ... read more..

03 Oct

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

6098

Can Opener

Though some thought she looked strange Montabo sure was handy to have around to help open paint cans. ... read more..

03 Oct

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

5033

Stork Return

Nobody really expected the stork would agree to take Johnny back on warranty. ... read more..

03 Oct

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

4981

Bicycle Recycle

Hector and his re-cycle. ... read more..

03 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3143

Campaign Funding

Can you believe a candidate dropped out of the race because of a lack of campaign funds? Anyone who stops spending just because he's out of money doesn't belong in Washington anyway! ... read more..

03 Oct

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2708

Hurtling Through Space

It was just a day at Darien Lake, an upstate New York amusement park. My daughter, her friend, and I were standing in the usual long, snaking line to ride the park's roller coaster, called the Viper.... read more..

03 Oct

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1504

Quote #1181

"Faith: Putting all your eggs in God's basket, then counting your blessings before they hatch." read more..

03 Oct

One-liners

Pastor Tim

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One-liner #0728

Papering Over The Truth: It's especially dangerous to run with scissors when someone nearby is running with rock.... read more..