November 2011 - Monthly Archive

07 Nov

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Dragon Balloon

That was the day that farmer Jenkins quit drinking. ... read more..

07 Nov

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Toddler Tobasco

That was the last time Shirley spent a weekend with the girls and left little Bobby with her husband. ... read more..

07 Nov

One-liners

Pastor Tim

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One-liner #0758

"All this talk about death by chocolate, yet chocolate still roams free." read more..

07 Nov

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Apple With Tongue

OK, seriously! Someone's got to do something about the Raelians. ... read more..

07 Nov

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Animal Laundry

The herd was getting tired of Boris airing his dirty laundry in public. ... read more..

07 Nov

Quotes

Pastor Tim

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Quote #1211

"Society will ignore almost any form of public behavior except getting in the express line with two extra items." read more..

07 Nov

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

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Night Watchmen

Night watchmen never work a day in their lives.... read more..

07 Nov

Illustrations

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A group of frogs were hopping contentedly through the woods, going about their froggy business, when two of them fell into a deep pit. All of the other frogs gathered around the pit to see what could ... read more..

07 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Thrown Off Horse

I had a near death experience that has changed me forever. The other day, I went horseback riding. Everything was going fine until the horse started bouncing out of control. I trie... read more..

Don't go rafting without a Baptist in the boat!

07 Nov

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

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Don't go rafting without a Baptist in the boat!

Here's another hilarious video from Jeanne Robertson. If you enjoyed her video about Bungee Jumping in Nanaimo, you'll enjoy "Don't go rafting without a Baptist in the boat!" ... read more..

07 Nov

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

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Bat Cave Return

As Batman and Robin aged, Alfred developed a fool proof system to help them find their way back. ... read more..

07 Nov

Funny Car Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Back To School Rush

Some people are in too much of a hurry to get their kids back in school after summer. ... read more..

07 Nov

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - November 7, 2011

Their is a new optical illusion in the Funblog today. I think you will enjoy it - it's a real "Head Turner." You will find it at:www.cybersalt.org/funblog/head-turner Also, if you don't u... read more..

06 Nov

One-liners

Pastor Tim

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One-liner #0757

"Social Media Overload: Whenever I need a moment to myself, I just go to MySpace." read more..

06 Nov

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

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Fire Award

At an awards banquet for the volunteer fire department, Ralph received an Extinguished Service Award.... read more..

06 Nov

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

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The Room

First the story behind the story "The Room." Seventeen-year-old Brian Moore had only a short time to write something for a class. The subject was what Heaven was like. "I wowed 'em," he later told hi... read more..

06 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Concert Lights

My 14-year-old daughter, Maggie, and her best friend, Joannie are fans of 60's music. They recently got front-row tickets to attend a Peter, Paul, and Mary concert in our town. When they returned hom... read more..

06 Nov

Quotes

Pastor Tim

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Quote #1210

"The world is moved not only by the mighty shoves of the heroes, but also by the aggregate of the tiny pushes of each honest worker."- Helen Keller read more..

06 Nov

Sermons

Marcia Lee Laycock

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God Thinks Of You

God thinks of you more than you can ever imagine or count. Listen Online:{audio}podcast/sm20111106.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20111106.mp3{/audio} ... read more..

06 Nov

Cybersalt News

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Cybersalt News - November 6, 2011

Sunday greetings everyone. The Westside Bible Church site has been updated with recordings of the services and messages from October 9, 16, and 23.www.westsidefamily.org/multimedia-podcast/servicesww... read more..

05 Nov

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

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Head Turner

Here's a really cool optical illusion that is a real head turner. Look at this picture of the guy looking at you and then begin to move away from the screen. You should notice something pr... read more..

05 Nov

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

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Trapeze Artist

I used to work as a trapeze artist. Until I was let go.... read more..

Visiting My Family Is A Relative Experience

05 Nov

God's Penman

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Visiting My Family Is A Relative Experience

I was reminded recently that the only thing growing in my family tree are fruits and nuts. Personally, I am not sure if I am a fruit or a nut. Just do not ask my wife. I had been away for so long I h... read more..

05 Nov

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Polar Bear Envy

Someone's a little jealous of all the attention the elephants get. ... read more..

05 Nov

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Babysitting Triplets

It was clear that Jenny had little experience babysitting triplets. ... read more..

05 Nov

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

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Fixing Bicycles

I love stories. One of my favorites is about a little girl who was late coming home for supper. Her mother made the expected irate parent's demand to know where she had been. The little girl replied ... read more..

05 Nov

One-liners

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One-liner #0756

"It is well documented that for every mile that you jog, you add one minute to your life which enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $5000 per month." read more..

05 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Penguin Zoo

Did you hear about the man that had a pet penguin? Soon after he got his penguin, he was driving in town one day with the penguin sitting on the front seat next to him. A policeman noticed the pengu... read more..